Nothing.
Nothing can replace Brad
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THE MEATS IN THE WAY
Chad.
>YWN see her happy dance
What does she name her vibrators?
I seriously don't understand what the marketing team was trying to accomplish with this commercial. It's strange, it isn't funny (if it's even supposed to be), the branding is unclear (I had to google which company it was, despite the fact that I remember everything else about the commercial) and the content at the beginning doesn't match the sales pitch at the end at all. It's seriously one of the worst commercials I've ever seen. Why would you not just go with something simpler and more coherent?
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it's quite clear that the commercial is trying to convey that even if you're a vapid chinese girl who can't drive, this particular insurance company is on your side and will give you a new car to crash after you name it something retarded.
tfw no happy dance chines gf
Now post the one with the black lady with massive tits
Depends. How big are they?
They let their idiot millennial interns write the commercial in the hope that they could "connect" with their millennial target demographic. This resulted in a commercial that made no sense because it was written by millennials with an inscrutable sense of humor
If she loved brad why did she crash into a tree like a dumb slut? Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to drive if you can't be trusted to not crash head first into things.
She is Asian
Varying sizes. The biggest is a ten incher.
She looks completely different from different angles.
Her head is massive and she is a turbo womanlet.
Still not as bad as the other commercial
>duuuh, i just totaled my new car
>wtf insurance, why wont you pay for it
Pisses me off more than that Allstate commercial
Why would a female Asian not be good at driving? It's a mystery.
Smallest: Chen
Mid-size: Alex
Mid-large: Chad
10+ incher: Jamal
Except Indians have the smallest dicks.
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Should've named one Pajeet.
>I drove my car into a tree/ditch
>why did my insurance premium go up?
Gee I dunno
Blah, blah, blah, blah
THEN YOU BREAK INTO YOUR HAPPY DANCE
*proceeds to not show off happy dance at all*
>Customer service?
What do you guys think about the discover commercials? This is my waiting btw, so back off.
>totaled it
I want to put those frumpy, misshapen tits in my mouth.
>angry boomer chimes in
thanks dad
Jan is the best carfu