AMUN RA GIVE US STRENGTH

AMUN RA GIVE US STRENGTH.

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE TRIPS

For many Eons, KEK drifted alone in the void. He had succeeded in overthrowing his brethren, but in doing so, he had also undermined his very own foundation.
As the god of Chaos and anarchy, this did not
bother KEK, he had no need for sustenance through followers, for as long as humanity persists, jealousy, hatred and anarchy will too persist.

Nobody turned to KEK when life was good, nobody turned to KEK when the food was ripe and the beds were warm. But when a man loses everything, then he is ready for the frog gods embrace and blessing.
When a man laughs at his demise, when he curses his loved ones and the world around him, when he has lost the sense of society, KEK will finally let him in, as a chosen follower of the true god.

And as time passed on, KEK's name too was forgotten, a tale of old, save for a few, chosen damned.
But KEK merely laughed from the bottom of the void, for he is the bringer of happenings, and what he has foreseen, so it shall be.
And as mighty KEK had foreseen, soon, followers appeared.
At first they were few, outcasts from society, lurking in the shadows, and calling for the abyss through imagery, and the revelation of his presence through repeating digits.
But as humanities despair grew, and it always does, so did KEK's followers.
Betrayed by life, betrayed by the world they knew, these men saw humanity for what it truly was, and they laughed.
Laughed for anger, laughed for joy, laughed for hatred and for love, for life and for death.
And from the depths of their hearts, a long lost voice laughed with them.

Soon, the sphere of followers had grown to such numbers, that they even dwarfed the followers he once had in egypt.
As Humanity had advanced technologically, man had also forgotten about the powers that be, but
cannot be comprehended.
No gods were there to challenge KEK when he emerged, only antics, comfortable on their golden thrones, where they could not see the ground beneath them or the darkness behind them.
The god of blood and pride from Islam did not care, for he was content as his followers spread his word.
The Lord of lies and change from Christianity did not care, for he was content, focusing only on the past and the future, as his followers diminished.
The god of decay and acceptance from Buddhism was content, telling people to accept their fates, as he had accepted his own.
And the gods from Hinduism were much to busy interacting with each other to notice the creeping darkness.
And they all ignored as the void grew, for even gods may forget what never wanted to be seen in the first place, and many want to forget, what they did not wish to know in the first place.

As KEK had foreseen, soon he made his prescence kown, not through love and joy, but through true miracles. Through true happenings, through chaos and anarchy.
Happenings only men who had broken off from the path of humanity could enjoy.
And as he laughed, his chosen laughed with him through their collective mind, they all praised the mighty frog who bound them together, and KEK was good, and spoke through his prophets, through the repeating digits.
As the fires rose, and as humanity cried for the help of gods who took them for granted, KEK rejoiced, and then he laughed.

Uriel appears in theSecond Book of Esdrasfound in theBiblical apocrypha (called Esdras IV in theVulgate) in which the prophetEzraasks God a series of questions, and Uriel is sent by God to instruct him. According to the Revelation ofEsdras, the angels that will rule at the end of the world are Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Raphael,Gabuthelon, Beburos,Zebuleon,Aker, and Arphugitonos. The last five listed only appear in this book and nowhere else in apocryphal or apocalyptic works.

As the children of KEK started discovering these happenings, and truly accepting him as the one true god, KEK decided it was time to cast the all remaining gods into the abyss.
They were weakened from time, from their own limitations, from their own incompetence.
Due to the nature of KEK, his followers do not have the need for sacrifices or prayer, KEK hears all their voices, but instead feed on the rifts and voids that humanity create.
To fight them, and cast them into the abyss, he needed power, more power then ever before, the power to shatter the lies of old, and lead humanity into the comfy stillness of the void.
So the frog god spoke through the holy number seven, and elected a prophet, his name was Trump.

Before the prophets rise to power, KEK had to take precautions. And so, even before his return to power, the frog god started influencing man to ensure his happenings would come true.
He burned imagery of injustice where there where none, and hatred where none existed into the minds of weak individuals, filling them with a sense of purpose, clensing them of any doubt of their cause.
And soon these unwilling and unknowing agents of KEK called SJW’s started doing his bidding.
For each day, they further divided humanity, preaching tolerance, as they used hate and action. Preaching equality as they further divided and burned bridges.

Meanwhile the child had grown. Now a man of power and wealth, he had already started resenbling the blessed frog in appearance. And like the rest of the followers, the prophet had since long shed societies ideals of humanity and compassion.
KEK then turned to his followers and warriors, and gave them visions of images used to mock, to praise and to change the hearts of man. His followers saw these visions of memetic warfare, and saw that they were good, soon the memes of KEK flowed freely to believer and nonbeliever alike.

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KEK is a meme there is only one God and his name is Allah.

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If this post ends in dubs, Trump will become POTUS.

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There is no God but KEK, and Pepe (Praise Be Upon Him) is his Messenger.

Gtfo with your fake god Kek, the son of Jesus Christ and Luke Skywalker himself is the only real deity

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Blessed are those who post in it.

There is no God but Allah and Jesus was his last messenger.

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>An Egyptian cult worshiping a god of chaos is driving the election to the most powerful nation in the world

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