Watching movie with mom

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes on

>really cute little on scene
>contain my smile
>want to say something about her cuteness but I hold myself

Life's cruel.

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes on
>mom closes the door

>watching movie with little sister
>sex scene comes on

>having sex with mom
>cums on movie

>watching sex movie
>mom scene comes on

or just buy a cheap used tv for your room

Even white guys have sexual emergencies.

>watching sex scene
>mum comes in
>its on my laptop
>demand she watch the rest of the movie with me to prove it wasnt porn
>she keeps asking whats going on in the plot

i watched a movie in a cinema with my mother and there was some mother/son incest roleplay in it and i did not enjoy the film and neither did she

>Watching sex scene with mom
>movie comes on

>watching movie
>sex scene
>girl orgasms
>mom: "she's faking it"
>me: "how do you know"
>mom: "I have lots of experience, just ask your father"
>mfw

>she wants to recreate the scene with you

>having sex with mom
>movie comes on

Mahjong? What the Hell is Mahjong?

My mom will still turn the TV off or fast forward anything slightly racy and mutes it if there's too much swearing.

>And your other sex scene

>watching a movie with mom
>post frogs on Sup Forums

nice mom

that's cute user

i hope you appreciate what a treasure you have

>tfw no one checks your sweet digits

lol are you the one posting that on every frog thread?
youre doing gods work

So follow the movie's example.

I bet she secretly did tho.

it was a real horrible film though with an ugly lead
my mother only likes films with pretty men in them like ewan mcgregor

>watching movie with dad
>chick gets her tits out
>he loudly exclaims "good lord!" or "blimey!" and asks who the actress is

I think my dad is more of an autist than I am

>Decide to watch Blue is the warmest color
>My mom comes to my room and asks what I am watching and wants to watch the movie with me.

No because that's exactly what leads to kids staying sheltered immature virgins well into their twenties

>know there's a sex scene
>watch it anyway

who /horny/ here?

me im so horny

>listening to "it aint me"
>veitnam turns on

This, I was watching True Detective second time with my mom and she asked me to fast forward Daddario scene.

Every dad should do this. I do this and I'm not a dad.

>watching "Attack The Gas Station" with dad
>at the scene where the guy with the hat is playing strip rock-paper-scissors
>we just sit silently, alas I spill
>"They wouldn't show the tits, yeah?"
>dad goes "Nah"

>fast-forwarding Daddario

Request adoption immediately

>Watching movie when sex scene comes on
>Realizes its mom
>Masturbate to it anyway

I am too old for an adoption. Still, she liked the show.