Europe

What is the best eastern European nation?

croatia,polska and czech republic are all pretty comfy senpai

Belorus, hungary
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Hrvatska naravno

Russia because they have all and prety waifus

slovenia and czech republic probably have the highest standard of living.
bulgaria is probably the most staunch defender against kebab.
hungary currently has the most based government.

Ukraine and Romania

Hungary

...

Slovenia.

do you even have to ask?

but seriously Czech

I think Hungary is better at keeping Kebobs away then us

yes, they build big walls.
but bulgarians are hardcore motherfuckers. rapefugees try to avoid bulgaria like the plague because so many of them got beaten to a pulp by angry bulgars. some even got killed, shot by bulgarian border police i think.

hungarians build a wall and say "go away" to keep them out. bulgarians fuck them up so bad that they dont even want to got there anymore.

yeah, our national identity pretty much revolves around hating islam

>bulgarians fuck them up so bad that they dont even want to got there anymore
That is actually true. I know a few stories myself from border patrols. I guess everybody knows about Dinko by now.

The shot Afghan "refugee" was a incident but none the less one mudslim less.

Depends how much you believe the Lugenpresse or not Hungarians also get phsysical with their "refugees".

All the Balkans except Albania are subscribed to the latest methods of removing kebab.

Bosnia

>best
>eastern European
pick one and only one

In a all aspects except having their capitol infested with niggers Czechia is the best one since it has a working industry.

Hungary

go to western europe then, go my little slav boy, the american dream is real, fix cars, gardens or work in restaurant, get a business degree whit some massive loan, and become boss.

b-but we are central european. a-aren't we?

where does poland rate?

Czechia or Hungary. They're Germans in denial.

More then 15% of Bulgarias population are turks
>Defender of Kebab

middle of the road. not quitea as good economically as czechia. not quite as anti-muslim as hungary or bulgaria. overall still pretty good.

you're only part of mitteleuropa when you're in union with austria i fear :^(

Slovenia - east Yurop. Nope.

Yet we don't have Brussel, Paris, Nice attacks. Or sexually deprived human trash yelling Alahu Akbar while molesting and raping women and children.

Putting things into perspective we have it better here on those issues.

If we're going by history and culture, then easily Russia and Poland. Hungary is up there as well.

What even drives central and eastern european economies?

Slovenia!

Croatia hands down.
Good food? Check.
Beach? Check.
Attractive women? Check.
Shit currency? Check.

Seriously brate, no country can beat this majestic land.

Turks are less than 9%, and they don't chimp out, they grow tobacco in small villages. They also have the same birth rates as bulgarians.

>eastern European nation?

Since when are Croats ''east-europeans''?

this tbqh

That depends of the definition of Eastern Europe.

Fun Fact: Zagreb, Ljubljana, and Prague are west of Vienna.

We like to pretend we're western euro. It's the tourism that makes us think that way.

we're not eastern european kraut

>tfw Kampo Kaštelo

Us

>Croatia
>Eastern Europe
Pick one

Well you're not Western european either.

Slovenia

>What even drives central and eastern european economies?

poland is all agriculture, most of which is propped up by EU gibs from germany.

in general their economies are more geared towards self-sufficiency instead of huge amounts of trade. and they all are still in deep shit because half a century of communism essentially ruined them completely.

croatia probably has the most beautiful landscapes in all of europe. that coastline with the gorillion of islands is the best.

tourism

Without tourism, Austria would be a third world shithole. We have no industry worth mentioning, most of our public sector is geared toward making shekels from tourists.

Of course not. Why would we want to be cucked? We're central.

don't you people attend geography?

Hungary hands down.
Best nation.

Since when - and how - does Slovenia count for Eastern Europe? We're not even in balkan, geographically. We just joined the mistake that was Yugoslavia, that's all.

Is it worth it, touring Austria? I've been to Germany but didn't get to see much.

well, i've learned geography, and Croatia is by far not a east european country. your culture is western, your religion is western, your coast is south european, your mainland is mostly middle-european...red pill me on that.

Least Austrians know how to tourism.

We Slovenes, do not.

However... Our meat is fucking amazing, so who gives a damn, just throw a wack BBQ each weekend and forget all the problems.

Also, quite peaceful, for now.

As if anyone cares about central Europe, especially a tiny country like Slovenia where people somehow think they matter.

Chezhia, Hungay and Croatia.

why u gotta be so rude sweden

Jebiga, you got me. We still act like niggers sometimes.

whats the czech republic like? i watch a lot of their porn so I have a natural desire to go to the country and see all the natural porn stars. i wonder if they'd be charmed by aussie bantz

Why so hurt now? It's not my problem you spend your free time getting penetrated by BBC instead of reading your textbooks.

westerners erased the concept of mitteleuropa from history because hitler liked it. instead, they divided europe along the iron curtain.
>USA vassals are western europe
>USSR vassals and yugoslavia are eastern europe
>spain, poortugal, italy, greece are southern europe
>snowniggers are nothern europe (but nobody cares about them anyway)

GLORIOUS LATVIA!!
( j/k Norway of course . )

Why would I be kind to a slav?

Everything east of germany Italy and Austria and north of greece and Italy is eastern european. Slavs.

why not

>USSR vassals and yugoslavia are eastern europe

yeah, no.

Can we all agree on this?

It's just what having next to no sun for most of the year does to you. Gets you cranky and depressive.

Forgive him lord, ain't his fault.

You only love Ahmed and BBC, as you were taught.

>i've learned geography

>western religion = western europe
>I guess south america is western europe too

>culture is western
this is gold

>We Slovenes, do not.
Yes but we can into industry. The bulk of our exports are industrial.

1. Slovenia - good people, pretty comfy; downside: too many Serbs
2. Slovakia - good people, pretty comfy; downside: Hungarians fucking up their shit
3. Czech Republic - OK people, pretty comfy; downside: boring people, too much German mentality
4. Croatia - Good people, good at getting rid of subhumans; downside: very shit economy
5. Estonia - OK people, pretty comfy; downside: too many Rusgols
6. Hungary - Pretty comfy, no shitskins ever; downside: people don't speak English and expect you to learn their language, even though it's the SECOND HARDEST TO LEARN IN FUCKING EUROPE.

I guess that's pretty much it. Don't visit any other Eastern European state, because it's either a pale version of one of these (Poland, other Balts), kebab (Bosnia, Turkey) or flat out sucks in every way imaginable (Serbia, Albania, Bulgaria).

Fuck off cuck. Slovenia is great regional power with huge naval fleet.

Switzerland.

Switzerland should be centre too

>3.4% people working in agriculture
>poland is all agriculture
Hans...

west-side

Equally subhuman as everyone else
See here, can't even defend himself properly

i know that it is not accurate
but that's the definition that westerners (anglos) created after 1945 and that is taught in schoold ever since.
that's why all the anglos call slovenes, poles, czechs and magyars "eastern europeans".

>We still act like niggers sometimes

Then STOBIT :DDD

dat feel when 300000 russians get free high class education here and immegrate for good paid positions. in the west each year. ay lmao. do you have free uni in croatia?

hahahahahha wew lad

Blabla, you kid, but you know we're the closest thing you have to a neighbour in this world. And vice versa.

But really, whoever hasn't been to Croatia during summer should make it his life goal asap.

>downside: too many Serbs
That feel

this is pretty accurate and legit. i have no objection to this.

>people don't speak English and expect you to learn their language

I see no problem with this. If you visit someone you are expected to suit them, not the other way around. Learn it or don't go

If anything, you're irrelevant. Slovenia is one of the most important trade routes in Europe you uneducated cuck.

THE FUCKIN TRIGLAV MATE

ayy lmao

He is right Croatia is not an Eastern European country

Exactly. I just made a mistake by not putting Switzjews in centre too

Hey, watch your mouth kiddo! Don't make us send one of our stealth-1wayticket war plane to kick your ass!

Romania without a doubt.

They provoked Brexit with their Gypsie flood into Western Europe thus tipping the scales for the BREXIT side, thus they've put the EU on a dissolution path, thus they're saving Europa from the THE KALERGI PLAN.

Literally once again Romania is saving Europa and they're not even gonna take credit for it, selfish bastards Q_Q

God truly works in mysterious ways.

you're probably refering to pic related, which is wrong

it simply classifies every communist country as eastern european, regardless of their geopolitical affiliation.

>Other official web-pages of the European Union classify some of the above-mentioned countries as strictly Central European (Hungary, Poland, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Slovenia).

you can't even defend yourself properly?

>bulgaria sucks as much as serbia

damn, your propaganda must be high energy

neither can you or your women.

>YLYL
lost

We don't need planes and boats dude. When the time comes, we will be genociding italy gipsies together once again.

lost hahahaha

just you try, we'll Pilatus PC9 y0 ass

certainly not the one in your pic :o)

Went to Split a few months ago

Very mediocre local women 5/10
Also to whom it may care everyone fucking smokes.

Poland, red pilled as fuck