Civ thread time

Civ thread time

Last one got pruned, and OP went to sleep, so I made a new island.

RULES (copypasted from last time):


How it works:

>Roll dubs to decide the next course of action for the civilization. Up to you to become either the salvation, or the doom of the population.

>The FIRST DUB after each update is the winner. Any dubs after is ignored.
>Trips counts, and also good fortune for the population.
>Rolling 69 is a hidden unknown of my choice.
>Resources are consumed per turn, the rate of which varies.
It's been a while since i've done one of these and everytime i've had to defend the civ from destruction. Its a good time, so get in here.

>Population: 9
>Resources: 30 (food, crops, etc. -4 per turn)
>Mood: It's looking like a great day today...

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cut a tree to build a dock

bumpin for interest

They cut down trees and build houses.

contact the Iroquois and trade polytheism for warrior code

blow up the island

Build boats

Cut down tree to make fish trap(s)

Make another whore house

Advance to colonial age

Scout entire island for resources

make a cute little fire

Expand farming production

they all kill themselves

Build boats

Sacrifice 2 inhabitants of the island to the gods known as Nicholas Cage and Danny Devito

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Last attempt before I give up

Population boom

Build houses creeper shaped

Mine for gold

Finally. Alright, give me a second.

they all turn into cute femboys and have a huge cuddling orgy before a meteor wipes them out completely

Build an underground house.

69 is wild card, so, aliens attack the island. 2 people wander to close and die.

>Population: 7
>Resources: 30 (food, crops, etc. -4 per turn)

>Population: 9
>Resources: 25, -1 because aliens.
>Mood: Bummed out

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I fucked up the format, it should be:
>Population: 7
>Resources: 25, -1 because aliens.
>Mood: Bummed out

human sacrifice to quetzalcoatl

Fuck it, sure.

Mole poeple

>Population: 6
>Resources: 20
>Mood: Aztec

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Sexual intercourse with all boys under 16

a surge of refugees

Another wild in the thread!

Also, rolling for building a shelter.

bump

European traders appear and do business to boost growth and prosperity

war ensues

Tsunami

Meteor

Expel Jews and create a currency backed by gold

Enforce Christianity and chastity

op died

Agreed.
This one shall endure

HERE WE GO

Guess not

:( op is kill

Niggers come

all men must be circumcised and their foreskin sent to Israel as a tribute