>walk in bedroom
>see this
what do?
Walk in bedroom
Boop its snoot
Throw it in the microwave for 10 minutes
You deserve anal rape
pet the kitty
good point, ill anal rape it after its done
Let it be
Check his/her food and water, top up if needed
Gently scritch head
Try not to wake it up as I walk slowly to computer and open Sup Forums
Ok sport
Give it a gentle kiss on the head and be thankful for such a great fren
Scoot carefully into bed and sob if it lays on me
Stomp its head into skull fragments and red much
Submerge in hot boiling water for 10 minutes, that will remove the feline hairs
Gut the stomach and remove the intestines, keep them in a jar of saltwater
Dry the skins, this is when you pat your choice of seasoning.
I prefer just shower it with salt then goes for deep fry.
trust me I'm chinese
OK, virgin. This is why no girl talks to you.
lay down next to it, put my arm over it, whisper to it that its a good kitty and fall asleep next to it
Kill it while i wait for minecraft to load
Your president looks like winnie the pooh
tiptoe
OH BOTHER
*shit the bed
sneed
Toss it out the door. I got allergies.
Pet it and give it catnip.
pretty much this
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