Walk in bedroom

>walk in bedroom
>see this
what do?

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Boop its snoot

Throw it in the microwave for 10 minutes

You deserve anal rape

pet the kitty

good point, ill anal rape it after its done

Let it be
Check his/her food and water, top up if needed
Gently scritch head

Try not to wake it up as I walk slowly to computer and open Sup Forums

Ok sport

Give it a gentle kiss on the head and be thankful for such a great fren

Scoot carefully into bed and sob if it lays on me

Stomp its head into skull fragments and red much

Submerge in hot boiling water for 10 minutes, that will remove the feline hairs
Gut the stomach and remove the intestines, keep them in a jar of saltwater
Dry the skins, this is when you pat your choice of seasoning.
I prefer just shower it with salt then goes for deep fry.

trust me I'm chinese

OK, virgin. This is why no girl talks to you.

lay down next to it, put my arm over it, whisper to it that its a good kitty and fall asleep next to it

Kill it while i wait for minecraft to load

Your president looks like winnie the pooh

tiptoe

OH BOTHER

*shit the bed

sneed

Toss it out the door. I got allergies.

Pet it and give it catnip.

pretty much this

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