Convo with the gf earlier tonight

Convo with the gf earlier tonight
Did I win or lose??

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what the fuck

Cringe

How tf is that cringe

Wow. You should just stay on Reddit.

You lost because you’re a cringe lord autist who won’t have a gf past 21.

OP here.
I'm 32 and I've fucked more women than you know on a first-name basis.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>r/ihavesex

Did your gf’s bull get you anything for Christmas? Perhaps a Nintendo switch.

You know copypasta stopped being amusing in like 2007 right

Do you actually believe memes are a representation of real life or what? I can't tell.
P.S. normal people have sex

Cringe not because of what you said. Cringe because you think it's so awesome that it's worth posting.
More cringe.
Cringe getting stronger.
My God, defending . OP just can't stop.

Do you actually believe the conversation you posted isn’t autistic?

It's not 'awesome'. I say bullshit like this to any girl all the time idgaf. I'm just high af right now and I wanted to see how many of you retards would reply to this shit. It appears I have my answer

Nice moving of the goalposts. I don’t even know who you are and I’m cringing with embarrassment for you.

>I say bullshit like this to any girl all the time
>idgaf
You're fucking wild, man.
>I'm just high af right now
Dude, that's so cool. So you, like, smoke weed? Does your gf care? I bet you don't give a fuck. Fucking right, man.

What a faggot.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Lol. The facepalm she posted says it all. That emoji looks pretty dark too. Let me guess, you’re a white guy that no white girl will give the time of day to because you are a pathetic cringelord.

She might not be your girlfriend for much longer.

>moving of the goalposts
Alternative narrative: I was telling the truth without ulterior motive the entire time.

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I will never be unamused by a George Zimmer copypasta.
Maybe you're just part of the problem.

This

Pathetic nigger.

your girlfriend's a nigger so you lose by default

You have to be 18 to use this website.

What a fuckin tool.
>32 and can't keep a gf
>uses shit tier meme in convos with females
>dgaf
Thrash tier human

I see. You’re trolling us. Nice job, actually believed you were that retarded.

>You're fucking wild, man.
Satire correct

>Dude, that's so cool. So you, like, smoke weed? Does your gf care? I bet you don't give a fuck. Fucking right, man.
Satire incorrect.

She's Italian and Asian mixed, likes to use brown people emoticons, but sometimes calls herself white. This bothers me as well.

I bet she was ecstatic when they put in the 'inclusive' shitskin emojis. I'm thrilled for her.

>Doesn't know the difference between satire and sarcasm.

Seems like you are pestering her more than anything and she’s a sweet girl so she’s replying to you instead of ghosting you.

Lol how wrong you autists read things. She regularly calls me up to talk for 45 min+ but I can't be bothered, tell her how boring it is and go do something else

Look man, you’re just embarrassing yourself. Just delete this thread and keep hold of the minuscule crumb of dignity you have left.

>...he said, desperately, in hopes OP was bluffing and did not know he was truly a virgin
>[read in a British 1600s dialect]

post her tits and vag to redeem yourself OP

This faggot is beyond redeemable. It’s actually just sad. I genuinely feel sorry for him.

>can't make an argument
>picks a random new post in the thread to respond to and pretend he won in hopes no one will notice

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Why are you still trying to defend yourself? We all think you're a dumb faggot.