Femanons, what is your ideal dick size?

Femanons, what is your ideal dick size?
And do you prefer uncut or cut?

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It all depends if I’m gonna have sex or just give a bj. For a bj, ideal is 76 1/2” and for fucking is 7”. Uncut or cut doesn’t matter.

You like bigger ones for oral than sex?

this was a trap. nobody actually gives a shit about what you think hahhahahaha tits or gtfo bitch

Anything that doesn't hurt my jaw is fine, 6 inches with an appropriate girth would be great.

I will NEVER touch a mutilated penis. It's ugly and sad

Prefer slightly smaller ones for oral. I meant to type 6 1/2 not 76

Guess I’ll gtfo then

If your dick is less than 8" and smaller than a red bull can, you're small.
If you're uncut, that's disgusting. All natural us for beasts, not men.

How good are you at giving head?

Well the last guy I blew gave me an 8/10 but I think my head game could use some improvement IMO

Do you make guys blow huge loads usually?

Tf does that even mean

how you doing (((pal)))

Yeah, I’d say so. Usually I can’t tell since I swallow, and when you give sloppier bjs, the saliva tends to mix with the cum and doesn’t really tell you how much they came.

Femanons, my dick has an upward curve to it, is this a good or bad thing? kinda self conscious about it

Damn. If I guy doesn't tell you 10/10, he's being honest. I don't know if that's good or bad

If it's major, it's bad. Peyronie's. Get it looked at.

If it's not major, it could hit the gspot and could potentially feel great!!

How are you baby dick?

Depends on how much it curves. If it curves slightly, that doesn’t bother me. If it’s severe, it depends on the angle. If it’s curving up, it’s not too bad.

Well it’s still a good rating. He’s just had better blowjobs

not good

Can't you tell by the pulsating dick though?

Most of the cum shots the guy is finishing it off himself. The few that I finish myself they pulse pretty hard. Usually it slows down after the third throb, but doesn’t really give me an idea of how much cum they shoot.

its like your fingers in their stationary position, nothing major just sorta slants up a bit

When you finish him off, how do you pump the cum out?

is it weird my girlfriend won't swallow?

No. She just doesnt love you

No, cum tastes terrible apparently

she's fucking another guy. or has a shred of self respect left

does getting hit in the g spot by a dick feel good?

love-shy bread, love-shy bread
i need to eat my love-shy bread

love-shy bread, good for me
love-shy bread, good for you
good for the tummies
and for the poor

love-shy, quite love-shy
eating my bread, love-shy bread

i need to eat my bread
my love-shy bread.

femboy/trap here.
oral I want a huge one, with huge balls. a lot of fun to play with.

for fucking, if it's too big it just hurts. 7 inches is about perfect for length. girth is what matters for pleasure. about 3/4 a coke can is good.

shut the fuck up you're a male with a ball and dicks, not a girl so shut the fuck up

>me using my hands to figure out what 3/4 of a coke can would look like
cast your fist your own assshole?

Where is the female gspot? There’s no such thing as a female gspot you goddamn idiot?

Lol make me daddy

Usually they tell me they’re gonna cum and I jack them off. When I feel them cunning, I pinch the tube and let it build up a bit and then let it go and have it all shoot straight into my mouth.

>pinch the tube
Do you mean the peehole?

>with a ball and dicks
I dunno if it’s because i’m tired or whatever but that fucking killed me

Urethra for those who failed biology

To look at, the bigger the better
The dick that has made me cum the most times, and the most intensely was about 4inches
Can't fit anything more than 6inches in, had to break up with a guy cos he was huge
6inches is best if the guy doesn't know what he's doing

I think she meant the under side of your dick
It leads to your peehole i guess

The urethra

>The dick that has made me cum the most times, and the most intensely was about 4inches

for a 5inch boy tell me what he did plz

what is that

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>All natural us for beasts, not men.
You sound like a retard.

I think you're self conscious and insecure.

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> If you haven't SOLD your virginity to a whore

That's not how whores work

I lost my virginity at 21 and I don't feel like a lost cause
That was cutting it really close, though

why so late? I wanted to wait ti'll love but at this point I've never even had a crush on a girl, kinda just giving up hope, 20 btw

Taste, bad. Texture, revolting

FUCKING AMAZING. Instant squirt

It's just the back of the clitoris, khhv

I don't think this applies to guys, definitely not girls

I just couldn't get laid. But at age 21 I had a success streak, which has ended and I've been dry since (I'm 24 now, about to be 25).

how many girls have you fucked in 4 years?

Only those 2 back in 2016 plus a blowjob in 2017. I had a good streak going for my standards, but I just haven't got my mojo back since then. I need to change my habits.

>I need to change my habits.
you a big boy?

Fat? No. I've weighed the same since my early 20s, but I've been working a job that's 3:30 to midnight (shitty ghetto sausagefest warehouse job) and I realize that's what might be holding me back.
I'm gonna go on a trip to Denmark next summer using the last of my PTOs, then ditch that job and find one with a normal schedule.

idk how euro boys do it but parties in LA last ti'll 4am, and every girls gets fucked at least by 1 guy

well I wasn't going expecting to get pussy, I just want to go on one last vacation while I work there.
But I'd love to bang a cute Danish girl of course.

Danes are disgusting and their language is the ugliest of the nordics.
Go for a Norwegian or Swede

>swede in 2020
yeah no i don't want some brain washed sand nigger loving bitch to tell me that i should let people who want to rape and kill my kinsman into my ancestral home

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You realize not all swedes think this, yeah? It's only the politicians and the extreme left

what about Norwegians?

Same there. Like America, only the loud idiots get heard

Yuropoor detected

i saw that they have groups funded by the government to teach young girls to have sex with only niggers and to hate white people

... and you fucking believed it? What you "saw" where? Jesus christ. That's almost as bad as me telling Americans we got free penguins from the government as pets when we turned 18 and them repeating it kek

there was a big thing on Sup Forums from this twitter group talking about how they got governemnt funding to make girls become whores for black cock, and they had a huge following, i forgot the link

A whore's a whore in any land. I really doubt what you're saying is true (the link, not you) but i haven't been back since 2016, so I could be wrong

Right? Imagine getting paid to be here and demoralize people who are already losers. Jews are silly.

Literally do NOT save yourself for love. It's pointless. Get out there, have some fun, and find someone you're compatible with. Don't save sex for marriage or some antiquated idea like that. Sexual compatibility is just as important as anything else in a relationship. You have plenty of time user. There is no rush. Just relax and go with it.

I saved myself for marriage, lost it at 21, never was happier

I'm not saying it's impossible to be happy if you save yourself. But you're in the minority.

As long as it's not painfully big it's fine. Cut or uncut doesn't really matter, though it's fun af to put my tongue under a guy's foreskin and watch him go wild

I am a girl, so that might change things

guy you replied to earlier, everyone in my family has been born from one night stands, my father and grandfather have countless bastards, some they let other man who think are their children raise. really worried I'll get a girl I don't care about pregnant, and I don't want to abort my own child. thats the main reason, so if I do get a girl pregnant at least I know her well enough to trust having an arrangement.

who cares what women want?
faggots that's who

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Why do women fake orgasms?


Who cares.

what you need to know about women and their orgasms
>30% of women never orgasm (all their lives)
>80% of women never have a vaginal orgasm (all their lives)
>40% of women orgasm from being raped (just once)

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>vaginal orgasm
virgin here but is there anything other than a vagina orgasm since the gspot is in the vagina?

Peyronies is a major curve to the side, not an upward curve

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yes, most women only know how to flick their beans and have no clue what a real orgasm is like
mere clit orgasm should more properly be called climaxing
two things make it harder (thank god and mother nature) for women to know their own genitals
>they cant see them without a mirror and most of it remains inside anyway
>their clit is far away from their g spot and other vaginal spots that can give them real orgasms, but clit stim is necessary as well in order to trigger the real O
as a result only skilled fuckers can make women cum and it never happens to most women... and the ones it happens to get destroyed by the hormonal flow
also the main sexual difference anyone can observe is that females need a long buildup to reach climax (about 20 minutes) while males can get there in a minute
all these things make women dependent upon males for their basic sexual satisfaction and this explains a lot of their psychology

TLDR bitches be dependent by biological decree

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so should i go for flicking the clit as hard as i can and finger fucking her g spot to give her an orgasm? tongue as well?

no, that's a submissive position
learn to dominate the bitches: that's what they want, who cares but that's also what we're made for, both males and females
if the bitch is way stronger sexually than you however, let her take some of the initiative
still dont debase yourself into cuntlapping, it's not necessary nor particularly useful
and i'm speaking from experience

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so no foreplay? just finger? my dick curves slightly upwards if that makes a difference if it will hurt more or less idk

I'm about 5 x 4 and always made them have screaming drooling orgasms.

Message to all faggots here: if you dont know how to make your girls cum, your pee pee length doesnt matter.

>Being this retarded

Please dont ruin the gene pool and end yourself.

tell a fellow bro with those measurements you secrets, is it all foreplay or what?

I like uncut, prob because they look much better,, and yes it matters. Also the plus skin gives it a much softer feel, it's way better imo.
as for the size, I don't like gigantic but I can't do anything with a tiny one also. somewhere around 20 cm-s is my sweet size

Number 1: alcohol and weed help women settle down. Usually a combo of the two. Women are crazy people that cant fuck well unless they feel relaxed.

Number 2: play with her nipples. Make her think you are going to bite them, dont. Then do it when she doesnt expect it. Dont chomp hard, but hard enough that she feels a little bit of pain.

Number 3: fuck her missionary and when she starts moaning more put her on top. Make sure her clit is rubbing against your pube bone. Grab her on her tailbone and apply pressure downward toward you. (Pull her for more friction).

Your dick should be making a "come here" motion inside of her. Dont think too hard about that because she can control that largely.

Do these things and she will cum hard. Never failed when I was dating.

Just really attentive, lots of foreplay, hitting the right spots, right positions, asking if it's working for me and then continuing whatever it was until I begged him to stop etc.

Just basically putting me first and making sure it was working for me because he said everything works for him.

What did he mean by this?

Holy shit 7.8 inches is a mighty dick. Not many men have that. If you do see that often it's one man or you are a very beautiful woman