OFFICIAL 2018 ASG GAME THREAD

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dubs and durant gets injured

I just wanna thank all the NBA chink fans in China a happy Chinese new year

first for the goat

rolloing

bravo silver. pure kino

That clapping shit the cheerleaders have been doing is so awful

TEAM BRON LEGGO

Reminder Marv anally raped a girl and she had bite injuries.

>start time: 40 minutes ago

are there coaches for this thing?

Instead of doing the draft beforehand they should have the captains pick like it's a pickup game

That would be fucking fun

Do NBA players cheat on their wives?

bump

it really was supposed to start 20 minutes ago. fucking hell.

Raptors and Rockets coaches

Mike D'antoni for the West not sure who's coaching the East

First for the GOAT 4 of all time.

would never happen because Al Horford's feelings would have been hurt

>Has-been comedians
>In all of us command
>Plastic Burgerland “singers”
This has been great so far!

show pic of rashida jones. did she finally turn into a mutt?

Truly ourguy

What the fuck was with that shitty 'Jessica Rabbit' version of the anthem?

I had to kneel because of the uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea it caused.

Gotta wait until curry is irrelevant/out of the league or else he'll cry about that

Why do Canadians watch the NBA? Don't you guys have your own domestic league?

requesting a clip of Fergie's abortion

>THIS GAME STILL HASN'T STARTED

Silverstein is milking the fuck out of this

first for Mike Conley is a cuck.

West, Kareem and Russell sitting next to each other


fugg

Holy shit just start the game

she looks fucking gross now, or at least she did in that video

She hit the wall HARD its actually really sad

Kevin Hart is still the biggest stand up comic atm.

Those jerseys are sick

First for the shookening

BEYAZ BOGA

MVP #3?

Don't mind if I do.

kek
i was just laughing in my head about the idea of dantoni coaching an ASG in the current memechuck nba
incoming 500 3 attempts

>Kevin Hart is still the biggest stand up comic atm.
lol wut he's like 5' 2''

WHITED

>People around the world are literally starving to death
>Both team captains donate money to help out innercity chimps

START THE GAME

I could have finished my movie, i stopped watching at 8

>Great city
LEBRON TO LAKERS

Damn Steph and LeBron look so cool

HOW HYPE ARE YOU FROM 1-10?

HOW HYPE ARE YOU FROM 1-10?

HOW HYPE ARE YOU FROM 1-10?

lebron is gonna demolish. team steph got 2 bigs lmfao

so was fergie on drugs?

RIP boogie

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIBBLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FINALLY DAMN SHIT GOT ME HEATED

>ultimate loser
>GOAT
>ultimate winner

Tfw you'll never be black

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lel

who /comfy/ here?

LeLineage > MJKB

lel

>westbrick

>two first shots are meme-chucks
"lol"

>Giannis and Embiid on the same team

Fucking imagine

>game starts with an and-1

neat

Rashida Jones probably has the greatest amount of privilege in all of human history (Jewish + black + woman) yet still whines about prejudice against her at every opportunity. She needs to go and stay go.

All of the lower status guys do. Good guys like Lebron actually DON'T cheat on their wives believe it or not. Too much risk + they want to be faithful. My high school classmate was a Chicago Bulls groupie in the late 00s. Women who knew how to keep their mouths shut were showered in riches.

put some respect on Jerry West’s name faggot, not his fault Baylor and Wilt were chokers

Christ LeBron just punked Derozan

ally oops

what in the fuck is this

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING ACTUAL DEFENSE?? I WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKING DUNKS HOLY SHIT IS THIS WHAT YOU ALL WANTED??????????????

Steph's whole team is absolutely nutty

These niggas are hungover

niggas too used to meme chucking they forgot how to lob

Someone get Steph some glasses.

>ALL THESE BUTTER FINGERS

FUCKING FINALLY

>this dead audience

El goblino

who /legod/ here?

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that dude looks really shook

That woman must have the strongest genes in history holy shit the baby looks identical to her and nothing like him.

TURNOVERS EVERYWHERE

Fun first two minutes

Rashida, meet the wall.

yay area the GOAT

Curry is getting exposed

>All these fucking butterfingers
BAKA

Pretty comfy desu

>refball for team steph
just like regular season

W3STBROOK TO KD!!!!!!

IT'S LIKE OLD TIMES

>Harden flopping even in the ASG
lol

Who /VenomSnake/ here?

This floor is appalling

>unibrow AD

MY FUKKEN SIDES

>t.virgin

>Anthony Davis wearing the wrong jersey

LMAO NIKE BTFO AGAIN

>it’s another chuckfest ASG
*yawn*
so much for le ebic new format

That's a bummer, she was a high 8/9 just a few years ago
Though red lipstick could ruin a 15/10.

You're disgusting

should have happened if the Bucks weren't morons

This is a GOAT court

She's Quincy Jones' daughter, she got everything handed to her on a silver plate. All that bitching is pathetic.