I'm a sheltered virgin who wants to get laid

I'm a sheltered virgin who wants to get laid.

Is Tinder a good way to meet women? If not, are there any other dating apps or methods you suggest?

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Go to your local campground and buy a hooker faggot

No. Tinder will fuck with your head. It’s a woman’s game. Use an app called whisper. You will thank me. It’s not a dating app technically. But I used to fuck a lot of decent looking girls there. It’s a place to be honest about your intentions and weed out the modesty.

Rules to be sucessful on Tinder
Rule no.1 - Be attractive
Rule no.2 - There are no more rules

tinder pushes people with instagrams connected, those with more followers moreso. as well as women who get matched often. unless you're a woman, tinder is complete trash. sure you can get laid OCCASIONALLY but even with so many people matching, not that many end up meeting up.

apps and websites similar to tinder work wonders. i downloaded badoo after using tinder and suddenly instead of instagram models trying to get followers, i was matching and swiping on real women.

Oh. And I met my current gf on whisper too. She’s a freak. This is coming from someone banned from tinder.

I think Grindr is more of your caliber my virgin friend

whisper is shit. most women on there are straight up guys, you'll find maybe 1 or 2 women after speaking to 40+ profiles set as female.

You must be doing it wrong. I even had some married bitch meet me and cheat on her husband. She didn’t even want to fuck. Only wanted to suck my dick because she enjoyed it. Who knew girls really existed like that.

This.
There really is no demographic for Tinder. If you're under an 8/10, don't bother using it. And all the attractive guys are already getting laid without it. Pointless app that has no reason to exist.

must not have been recent, whisper is a shit show now.

Met my wife on this app. Can confirm

Got some dumpsters through tinder and badoo.

This but you have to be more attractive depending on how autistic you are. I get a few matches a day but it's not enough for me to get laid on account of how much of a sperg I am.

Tinder:

99% horny guys
1% girls that use the chat to make clear they are not interested in fast sex or sex talk or dirty talk or anything with sex but when you are a 8/10 upwards they want to meet for the possibility of a long term relationship or some selfies to impress their girlfirends who play the same nun-like no sex game in tinder... comes to the point where you ask yourself why they even use tinder at all

I found more girls on grindr than on tinder. I invited three of them hope they are real.

I hear that if you're a western guy in Asia, you get matched with every girl on tinder.

If youre white and in seoul get readdy for pussy non stop

im thinking of taking my shovel and getting me a cemetery girl

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that would be nice

First time I was getting fucked like crazy off whisper was about 6 years ago. I got it again about 2.5 years ago and again about a year and a half ago. Still got laid. Not as much as 6 years ago but I got old. And my dicks not big or anything.

>1% girls that use the chat to make clear they are not interested in fast sex

All women are whores, they all want sex as much as we do. If you get rejected, you're just trash and they know it just looking at your picture. Telling you this becuase ive fucked plenty of girls with profiles "ah, just looking for friends, no sex pls lol". All they want is a good dick and a good body attached to it thats why OP, dont go there. Your insecurities will backstab you and youll get rejected 24/7,itll make you even worse.

>dont go there. Your insecurities will backstab you and youll get rejected 24/7,itll make you even worse.
i disagree, just swipe like a madman and forget about it.. every once in a while when you get a match, you will feel a ego boost (hence why all the IG thots do it)
remember it's a number's game

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>"ah, just looking for friends, no sex pls lol"
roleplaying this hard

ok boy.. time for bed?

I just installed whisper after reading this

Went in the "horny people" section. All I see is men posting.

Decide to post a selfie pic showing off muscles and bulge offering massages. Get 3 responses. All males. Wtf man.

go for it lad, we aint judgin

Gay sex is still sex. I’m straight. Dick don’t taste that bad.

>every once in a while when you get a match
Since OP said hes a sheltered virgin, i assume he does not know how to talk to a girl and get her to fuck you or at least keep a good conversation.
OP, Use tinder as practice. Youll crash 90% of the time but itll give you experience on what to do on the next match, then youll get good at it and youll get to fuck bitches in no time,

No it's not. Unless you're a 6'8 stud with tattoos good luck getting laid. Even when the stupid sluts swipe right on you they don't even message you or reply. Waste of time.

>e OP said hes a sheltered virgin, i assume he does not know how to talk to a girl and get her to fuck you or at least keep a good conversation.
lol i never said anything about going further than a match.. just that getting a match feels good, and thats it

I told ya Grindr was more of your caliber faggot

then just do it. Matches dont come instantly but they do come, just be patient

I'd suggest not using any dating app. I'm a turbo virgin who's into female furries or bronies and got no swipes on that piece of shit alongside bumble. Unless you're a chad you're also going to go nowhere. Fuck woman honestly. But, idk how to get pussy irl. No girl even wants to look at me and smile. Wish that was a copypasta.

This is how copypasta begins

Anyone here tried speed dating?

Go to a bar.
Sit alone and wait for closing time.
Take your pick of recent divorcees and middle aged moms.
Trust me, the pussy is just as good.

But if you’re looking for “love”, join a social hobby. It doesn’t matter what it is. It could be gaming, it could be a fitness group, it could be a sport, it could be a DND group or a fucking coven.

Get around people who enjoy the same things as you do, and bonds will naturally develop.

>jus b urself
lolno. just get a hooker

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Y'know, I think this is the best advice I've heard in this thread.

best post of the thread

100% this

does religion count?

Real shit? I’m pretty /fit/ and I can take good selfies. If I stay a week what are the odds i get laid?

go out and meet women. talk to them
>you fucking faggot