*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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*fires several shots*

fucking idiot forgot pic

*assaults your base*

*good shot Jansen*

*Defies all logic and military wisdom, creating an impossibility of point-defense or fire concentration, just to be a mile long*

*sends in the pod racers*

Actually the regular SD's are a mile long. The SSD's are like 12 lmao but hey bigger is better in Star Wars and that thing must be covered in guns.

I'm slightly concerned about how there doesn't appear to be any reason for those walkers to be there or for those ships to be attacking them. Could just be an early trailer being vague for the purpose of not giving too much away but still.

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I'm still pissed that they managed to take such a cool design and make it look gay as fuck.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Star_Destroyer

>Executor class 11.8 miles long
So I was right.

>a warship 1 mile long
>a warship 12 miles long

fires 1 green laser every 15 seconds

meanwhile on earth, 70 years ago, 270 m long warships (iowa class) did this

youtube.com/watch?v=mqfvYf5sMWA

>fires one green laser every 15 seconds

What?

watch the movies, the volume of fire from those things is pathetic. where are its guns? why is it that big if it doesn't have a shitload of gun on it ?

It did have a shitload of guns on it according to

>LEGENDS

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Kind of a shame desu. How you have all that neat info on the ship in the "legend" section, but it's all fiction in a fiction now.

The alternative is so absurdly retarded it might as well be automatic canon.

When you already have many tens of thousands of mile long Star Destroyers I don't think one or two Super Star Destroyers is that big of a deal.

IDK, maybe psychological warfare is a lot more valued by the Empire, because you are right in that it doesn't make sense to build such fuckhuge ships when you have no enemy capable of matching your baseline Star Destroyers punch for punch.

Then again, the clone army was developed out of fucking nowhere and dominated the galaxy. Maybe the Empire is afraid there are some cloners or droid manufacturers in some remote corner of the galaxy silently building up a fuckhuge navy.

Aren't AT-ATs used as transport on ground assaults?

I guess

>go through the trouble of stealing a ship that's 100 miles long
>better paint a big rebel logo on the side or else nobody would ever understand this is ours

>70 years ago
makes sense that the technology would improve after all the time that has passed since star wars

Regardless of time, I'm just wondering how a military capable of interstellar travel, energy shields, and blowing up planets couldn't figure out how to fire lots of a smaller lasers from capital ships to blow up smaller ships. Yet the 1940s USN nearly mastered it.

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test

*steals your women*

This one gets me every time
The fans who see the absurdly long ships and think "NOT BIG ENOUGH" are always the best

>two hour right-turn
Heh

Wouldn't all of these things apply to the Death Star as well, only it's larger so it has even more problems?

The joke is that its a small ship scaled up without thinking about it.

Like the joke about them camping out because the sleeping quarters and working sections are too far apart.

All they'd need to do to solve that would be to have work sections and sleeping quarters all over the ship, for the different jobs in different areas.

What is the patrician order to watch these "films"?
Should I watch them in order that they originally came out, or chronologically?
it will be my first time viewing fagwars btw

If you have the engineer capability to build a DeathStar, then you could easily be able to build a ship of that size without the mentioned issues.... the funniest thing is the Bridge windows, only because it seems like it could be a somewhat plausible oversight in the design process, or a deliberate choice for whatever reason.

Release order

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>star destroyer
>can't even destroy a planet let alone a star

4 5 2 3 6

They also seem to have gone to the trouble to alter the turbolasers to fire red instead of green.