Been thinking about going to a strip club...

Been thinking about going to a strip club. But I've never been before and pretty much all I know about strip clubs is informed by pop culture.

Is there anything I should know before I go?

Attached: Strip Club.png (971x645, 824K)

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2540214/Full-nude-strip-club-loses-license-allowing-13-year-old-victim-sex-slave-ring-dance-stage.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

If a girl offers you a private dance, don't take it.
If she straight up offers sex, get out of there.

Thanks for the tip. I'll try not to let the horny side of my brain override the smart side of my brain.

To quote the great stand up philosopher Chris Rock:
"No matter what the stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne room."

>offers
more like tries every trick in the book to get you to spend the big bucks. Prepare to hold your ground even when they get all pout-y

not op but how does one fuck a stripper ?

Tip a dancer $20 and flash a few 100s. Ask her if she can point you in the direction of a girl that does extras. That's literally it. If the girl you're talking to doesn't do extras, she knows who will.

Lol Toronto

was it toronto that had that 13 year old stripping in some place?

but why? strippers will easily cost you $500+ for champagne room sex while decent hookers in the US are 2-300.

Strip clubs are better for going to chill, relax, enjoy the sights with some drinks and just socialize a bit.

Anyone dropping thousands in a strip club is insecure and showing off for the other bros there.

Goddamn degenerate Canucks.

montreal is better

That's a Sup Forums autistic fantasy, user. In real life, you go to a strip club, there are plenty of 40+ year old women with saggy tits.

Fine with me, I like milfs.

Hang at the bar
Engage in cool conversation
Don't spend money unless you want to and expect nothing in return

it was in the news years ago, I forget the specifics, just that she was 13. iirc nobody was sure if she did full nude, or just pole danced a bit in a bikini, but she was 100% real.

I'm not saying it's a financially responsible approach to blowing a load, but the user asked so I answered.

Go to a strip club and pretend it's a bar full of desperate chicks, but your mom will die in the morning if you try to hook up with any of them.

Have a few drinks and chill, buy a few girls drinks and tip their dances but don't get all grabby.

If you aren't entirely autistic you have a fair shot one will offer you their number or ask for a ride home...THEN you get to fuck them without dropping a g.

I've been to one, but I didn't like it. It was a seedy place. Creepy old dudes hiding in the shadows smoking cigars, sad middle-aged women begging for your time, bright young girls trying to make ends meet...

It was a fully nude place, so like that was nice. But I'd say I could get the same effect from porn. It's worth noting that I have bad anxiety, so the lap dance was kinda awkward for me. Keep that in mind. Maybe having a few drinks would've helped me.

To each their own. Strip Clubs in the western world are pretty much shit anyway. Little bang, for a lot of bucks.

this is actually false. Plenty of strippers do have sex for money. But it ain’t cheap, as you need to spend a fair amount on lap dances just to be considered, and it’s often off premise

How does one go about getting a hooker in the US? Does it depend on the state?

never go to strip clubs to get laid (in north america)

You could literally buy a plane ticket to asia where the girls cost $25 for the NIGHT for what you'd drop on a rushed hour with a washed up, disaffected "stripper" prostitute.

If you really want...go on tinder, filter for under 25, and just swipe on the super hot girls. 50/50 they're 'working'.

If you say so, user. I googled it, and it was in Miami:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2540214/Full-nude-strip-club-loses-license-allowing-13-year-old-victim-sex-slave-ring-dance-stage.html

Sluts gonna slut, no matter how old they are.

Lol the fucking Brass Rail. Go to the shitty ones on Lansdowne at least; I guarantee you’ll get some stripper pussy if you have some blow on you.

Fap before you go.

Its not quite $25 for the night, user, but its not too far off that price either.

Wow, you sound like a shitty person. Congrats on that

That's why I don't go to strip clubs in the west. In the US and Canada, there is absolutely zero there to entice a man to come and spend money. Zero. Even the best clubs in Vegas aren't great.

Here's my problem: once you visit strip clubs abroad, the scales fall from your eyes and you realize NA clubs can't compete. Foreign strippers just completely ruin American and Canadian strippers.

The entire NA stripper industry is a scam, run by people who lie awake in bed at night hoping and praying you don't go to google and find out how much better things are abroad.

I fucked a crackhead once 10/10

wrong case, it was canada, not miami

I'm not into SE Asians

Is it also 50/50 that they're cops?

This. You're head will clear and you won't want to go to the titty bar. You'll save yourself the money and won't feel like a degenerate in the morning.

SEA girls are the best tho

Exactly this.
Imagine going to the grocery store to pick up some things you need, but you also happen to be super hungry at the same time. You end up getting more than you need or actually want.

Uh, maybe not good analogy as, well you need to fap to have a clear mind when doing the whole strip club thing.

How would you compare SEA to US girls?

Tryst.link lots of 2-300 dollar hookers.

Nah. They'll make it clear they want a donation for their time upfront and you never have to offer it directly.

In reality no cops are going to put in that much effort for something almost guaranteed to be tossed as entrapment. If you're worried anyhow, do outcall so they come to you. Costs a bit more usually but no female cop is ever going to walk alone into an unknown hotel room/house for a simple, single solicitation bust. Never. Gunna. Happen.

They are the best, anyone who says otherwise has never indulged in them.

There's literally no comparison. None. Try both and see for yourself, user.

>Its not quite $25 for the night, user, but its not too far off that price either

IDK where you're speaking of but that's about p1200 in the Philippines which will absolutely buy you a decent girl for the night in a local area. Been there, done that several times. Also, plenty of opportunity for non whore teens for free if you're white and from US but then you have to pretend to care.

If you go to the better clubs in nicer parts of manila or AC it'll cost you 2-3k ($40-60) but that's newbie tourist pricing. I paid 3k bar fine for a night-long 3some with a 10/10 pinay and my gf at the time ... even including anal and tons of face pictures which are both generally taboo there (especially anal).

>The entire NA stripper industry is a scam

Truth, though Montreal is somewhat better where touching is allowed.

Go to asia, SA, or eastern europe ... where strip clubs are brothel fronts and girls will happily and directly offer to fuck you for chump change.

ok, go to brazil. Bit more $ but same shit with huge fake tits, big round asses and lots of curves.

Straight up waste of money.

Even if u get the hottest one there to want u to fuck, their so fucked in the head you’re going to end up with some form of damage.

>There's literally no comparison. None. Try both and see for yourself, user.

if you haven't had a US stripper/hooker or a SEA one, don't start in asia. You'll be forever disappointed back home.

It's a whole different world. SEA girls are happy and EAGER to fuck you. NA girls are stuck up and think they're doing you a favor.

Also, if you're serious basically any asian whore would marry you in a heartbeat if you wanted to bring her home. Literally any of them, from the day you meet them. The only hard part is proving you're serious and not married already.

Wow, pinay girls are going for that cheap these days?

You are a legend, user. Truly a man of the people.

Agree with you. If you start somewhere else, you can never, ever be happy with what you have back home.

I went to Vegas a while back after going to a place in Mexico, after Mexico, I looked around Vegas, a place I used to enjoy, and had to ask "is this fucking it?"

Don't waste your money. Either get a hooker or just go on pornhub.

nah, I'm a fucking jerk who gets off on being cheap to girls I could easily afford to pay more.

If you're looking for the low end of that, you're going to the literal local ghettos like divisoria or around quezon city. if you're in AC or Makati ... then yeah it'll cost ya 50 bucks for a whore. (plus whatever drinks for the night)

I still love their midget boxing. Fucking hilarious and soooooo not PC. SJWs would die.

Equally, if you want a subservient waifu, take the fucking trip to asia. They're jealous af, and generally not very smart but damn if they won't be right where you need them for whatever you want and need for life.

Just be prepared for them to send money home and/or try to import their family.

Different user but im wondering, if i went to divisoria or quezon city, where do I head for the cheaper whores, are they just walking around the area like in A.C. or what?