I FUCKED UP

I FUCKED UP
I FUCKED UP
I FUCKED UP

Thought I could get it off when floppy again but it's not fucking happening. Can't find scissors small enough. AHHHHHHH

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Gone have to cut off peepee

Hahahahahahahhahaaha

Lay down and rot,it's over boyo

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He won't have to, peepee will just fall with time.

quick your losing circulation! itll drop off soon!

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Use a lubricant or something

Trim your disgusting fucking pubic hairs, your dick is ugly enough as it is you may at the very least want to try to reduce the number of people who gaga just by looking at it, probably reeks too you fucking neet

Rude.

Heat up a small flat screwdriver or knife tip and carefully melt to cause it to break

GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL;YOU SPERG

Congratulations,you get to start 2020 with a GoFundMe for hormones and tranny surgery

>Heat up a small flat screwdriver or knife tip and carefully melt to cause it to break

This, faggot.

I didnt' see the last thread so I don't know what happened but I would recommend ice/ice cold water on your penis and balls. You also should relax as the stress is increasing your heart rate and making things worse.

Nail clippers - or melt the thing off with a hot knife. Sure, you'll get burnt but, a burnt dick is better than no dick.

Dip it in water with ice cubes. The colder, the better.

Use a razor blade or xacto knife ya dumb twit

Lol turning purple yet? Gonna lose ur cock.

Perhaps a hospital?

you're going to be a girl soon

Hot knife, even better than a razor. Do this. Make sure it's glowing red\white hot, not enough to melt thru it quickly

Go to a hospital. Now. Otherwise they will have to amputate your dick!

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Don't post porn, the last thing he needs is arousal.

Lmao!

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>gaga

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Use some nail clippers. The edge of them will be perfect to cut it off.

LOL rip faggot

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You Dun Goofed

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become trap op

Kepp going

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you can disolve the plastic with acetone. or try to warm it up with a hair dryer to make it soft.

thanks for the post OP you faggot

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Any updates user?

Is OP dead yet

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get rekt m8 just call the ambulance

Hot, gonna try this tonight

Updates?

Ops dick is gonna burrrrrn if he uses acetone lol.

Come on OP at this point there has to be a conclusion

Do some push-ups and get your heart working. Youll force blood away from your peepee.. hopefully it drains more blood from the lower part. Once you do that you might have a better chance of sliding something small from your pubic bone area pointing away from you.

Also, wtf is that wrapped around it?

I think he's got a more pressing problem to solve right now.

So how's it going bud? Still have your lil pee pee?

Nope.
You're wrong.

OP delivered, plz update

Good job dipshit.