You have 10 seconds to prove you're white

You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

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I've never been fired

I have a job

im a programmer and my IQ is my own zip code

I have awesome credit, collect watchs, and I'm 32.

I invaded Vietnam and slaughtered the natives there because their way of life opposed mine. I also invaded Australia and slaughtered all of the natives there, oh and America, basically wherever my earth stain race sets foot really.

My credit score is 807.

I’m constantly witnessing my female siblings being used to promote diversity in ads and movies.

I vote Republican

Me and my dad get along. My best friend is a cop.

I cross the road if I see a black person.

I ride a bicycle, that I bought. Not stolen.

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I dance to the lyrics not the beat

I have never said “I dindu nuffin”

I'm up at 7AM, killing time on Sup Forums before I leave for work.

I love Heroin

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I know who my dad is. And we get along quite nicely.

I have two jobs and am married with a kid.

The strong take from the weak, that's the law of nature, u jelly?

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I post tiktoks

egirls and a pic verify channel in here

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I’m white you fuck tard

I like sweaters.

Ah shieet dun bean mo dan ten seguns.

No one said you weren't, you fucking mong.
Reading comprehension is key.

My daughter is dating a black

Hmm yes i believe it :^)

And you hate your own race, which means you're a pathetic weakling who's jealous that he's not strong. I wonder if you're aware of the contempt other races have for self-hating whites?

The Chinese even have a name for people like you, Baizuo. It basically means cuck.

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I'm not white and I'd bet money that I'm one of the few in this thread that would actually have a fair shot at bagging the girl(s) in your post if given the opportunity. Happy New Years!

I've seen hockey before!

here you go

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Lol you'd lose that bet. Only a tiny minority of attractive white girls prefer non-white guys. Usually, you'd have to pay them to pretend to like you.

I'm white

I don't fear policeman.

I am white, I do not have to prove anything.

This mayonnaise on plain bread sandwich is far too spicy for me

I'm respected. I matter.

I'm republican in California and voted for Trump

I'm a father of 3 boys and I have custody of them.

Make America Great Again

I have enough restored classic cars that I have to store some of them at a second location.

I call the cops on anyone who I think doesn't belong there, regardless of whether I actually have any authority on the matter.

I had sex with my cousin

I have a 4 1/2 inch cock.

Literally me

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I hate watermelons

My slavic squat game is strong

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Surely you're not white.
You sould take a dna test.

I know my axle ratios.

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Godajen du, no e pinnakjøtet på omnen komen og godt i gang me ei kanna heimabrogg, go og brisen mens kåno laga kaka. Slek ska da ve

nigger

I unironically listen to the Garfunkel

never steal anything

I don't know my father, I don't understand investing, I've been on welfare before, and I love fried chicken.

But I've read Dune over two dozen times.

I have crystal blue eyes

One Chinese journalist used the term to refer to certain politicians, then a bunch of chinese-americans used it on one forum for a year. It doesn't mean what you think it means and in China it means almost nothing.

t. Chinese.

I had three new vehicles before I turned 18

Im a lawyer and have a job

Then you're an incel little bitch. Quit crying and move out of your parents house, they won't admit it but you make them sad.

I'm attracted to little children

I'm dead inside and I blame myself.

I regularly involuntarily donate by bike to blacks

Uit die blou van onse Hemel!

Produce stats to justify my racial beliefs

Not 100% white, but close enough. Father is black and Spanish mix, mother's Norwegian and Swedish.

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Dios mio! La creatura Americana.

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Well I don't have blonde hair and blue eyes, so I guess I'm not white.

401k

Have a job Pay taxes Know my father

He said prove you're white, not Jewish.

There's nothing white about Spaniards. If your dad was half black half Spanish that makes you... at least 33% black

i jack off to my cousins on the daily

blue eyes, freckles, parents voted trump... idk what else to put

Eminem is my favorite rapper

OP didn't mean white American.

my heritage told me i’m 100% european

Ask

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I live in Eastern Europe. This also proves I’m not Hispanic.

fuck i didnt copy w8 guys please i just need to find that one

oh no i broke why it only pastes the

i have been looking for a joke punchline for the end of time and i just need to borrow it from someone veeeeeeeery specific i nextrymly specific place. I i need you wht person im talkingto im waiting.oh shur i will be waiting thill the count down

I believe that the earth is flat.

>I have awesome credit, collect watchs, and I'm 32.
pedophile

you know what you know what no0t one but two ppl in a place in time

thats so fucking gooooood man i know that shit

so does my landscaper and he's mexican as fuck

Jesus loves guns.

no you dont and you Certanli wont have that provilage of knowing everythhing the question you wont and just you oh shitttt thats sooo deeep

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somebody else wants to ask question?

New fags can't triforce

that aint trifoce its a question.
and i think i finally know what i mast have asked in that very inpotant moment that i wanted to ask that.... just fucking pressure sooo deeeeep and fucking norrrmiess
that shit is so fucking good

i think it's ok to be white

wait did someone just passed the question?

I can’t play basketball and I don’t like black people. Think that checks out.

oh wait thats meee fuck this is so meta guys oh god once in a time

Your mother should be ashamed