Wincest greentext thread

Wincest greentext thread

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Step sister count as incest?

Yeah

Step sister and I fooled around, fell in love, and got married.

Not really
Identical Twins is 100% incest
Twins is 90%
Siblings is 80%
Half siblings is 50%
Parent/child is 50%
Uncle/Neice is 25%
Step siblings is 0%

Not gross enough
Why dont you start a step wincest thread.

Too bad you're getting a greentext anyway
>be me
>14 in high school (at the time)
>have massive crush on a girl let's call Amy
>Enormous breasts, petite figure, round booty
>Too scared to ask her out but get to know her better
>Become fast friends (we share similar interests)
>Her dad divorced her mom and my mom died when I was younger
>My dad and her mom kinda meet through us and start dating
>I'm semi happy because my dad was broken to pieces over my mom's death
>however it also means she could theoretically become step sis
>eventually parents marry in our sophmore year
>We move in together and this is were things really begin
>Imagine the torture of living with your high school crush
>See her in a towel coming from the shower
>See her thongs/panties in the wash
>Literally never watched porn, just jacked off to the thought of her
continue?

From the ages of 9 to 15 me and my sister who's 5 years older would regularly do oral on each other

Yes

cont

Continue

>her
I made a thread for you
Post it here also

Did you plow her in the end?

No, turned out she was a femdom and se plowed me.

I'd hear more.

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I want to hear more now, continue

why did you stop?

>Finally my opportunity comes
>Parents are out for the weekend and leave me in charge
>We being idiot teens raid their liqeour parlor and get drunk as fuck
>We start playing truth or dare
>Drunk as idiot me decides to tell her about my raging crush on her
>She's shocked but blurts out "It's because of my tits isn't it?"
>My gaze goes straight to the melons practically bursting out of her shirt
>Now she laughs and says something like "Yeah thought so"
>She snaps fingers and goes, "Here let's try to get rid of that crush"
>I ask how and she takes off her shirt, then unhooks bra
>"Let me titty fuck you and it'll all go away right"
>Literally can't think, all blood has gone to dick
>Her tits are fucking incredible
>I dumbly undo my pants and she proceeds to give me the best titty fuck ever
>Cum so quickly it's fucking embarassing.
>She's super amused and makes some joke about how much I nutted
>Goes to wash off and we go to bed
Sorry guys this'll take a while.

I can wait.

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Going as fast a i can man
Just wait for the ending
You wont regret it
While u wait why dont you lads tell me your fav sexual slang.
Mine’s the snarling dragon: when cum pours out of ger nose after a blowjob

Get that man a Puppers

Not too sure just kind of came to an end one day. We've never spoke about it she was always doing it in her "sleep" when we were doing it

>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Reverse Cowgirl: everyone knows what it is

>You wont regret it

Wouldn't say no to a Gus either.

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I would always joke and say clap. It got to the point where I simply clap for my friends to start thinking about sex.

>Next day everything's normal, she doesn't talk about last night
>Figure it's gonna be one of those "It never happened, don't discuss it." things
>Rest of high school goes on
>Both try to date, but she only seems to attract pervs (which she claims she hates)
>I only attract nothing
>All this time the two of us grow closer and become very close friends but there's always an air of distance
>Parents are so happy their kids are getting along so well and they're so happy
>Finally we graduate, me in the top 10% of class.
>To save money parents suggest we go to the same college and step sis thinks this is a great idea
>Me not so much because I really didn't want to live with her anymore
>Sounds kinda contradictory i know but I had gotten slightly bitter about her
>I didn't just want sex i wanted a relationship and now that I know what sex with her would be like it was torture to continue to see her around the house
>So I semi reluctantly agreed and so we get an appartment next to the college
>I try and try to be college manwhore but just can't, it never feels right
>Finally it all changes one night when we were 20
This fucker ain't me.

Never could stand that show

You sound like a female

Now, see, that's just your opinion, kay?

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Anyone have screenshots of incest green texts, there was a thread like this yesterday

If you gotta a problem with letterkenny then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

I'm not, I mostly say it to my female friends.

bro just get to it

>inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur

Btw how safe do you think it is to chat over Sup Forums? You suppose the gov has a log of all our real names and everything weve ever said on this aite?

Fuck you, Shoresy

I could go for a scrap, Darry, could you go for a scrap?

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While we wait for user, here is my favorite greentext

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Patience
>It's summer time and we're in the hottub at a friends
>Friend and most of the party have died down, we're the only ones there
>She's wearing an unusually skimpy blue bikini which can't contain her tits
>I can't take it anymore and make a mention of it, something along the lines of "Be careful you might attract some unwanted attention?"
>She says "There's no men around."
>"What about me?"
>She looks around leans over and says "You've seen them and you didn't seem to like them."
>Blurt out, "What???"
>She whispers how she had wanted to do another titty session but I never brought it up again
>We start talking about our feelings, both a little buzzed and finally decide to leave and go back to our appartment
>We get to appartment and talk for hours literal hours
>I tell her how much she means to me, how sexy and beautiful she is
>She dumbly asks if I'm asking her out
>Flat out tell her yes
>She looks so confused, I could tell there was desire in her eyes though
>Asks "What would mom and dad think?"
>Here gentlemen is where I sealed the deal
>I made a show of looking around the appartment
>"I don't see either of them here"
>She was standing behind the counter, both of us still in swimwear
> She walks around bear hugs me and we share our first kiss
continue?

Fuck you jonesy, telly our mom to stop eating so much spicy foods, it's hard to keep a hardon with all the chilly farts.

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Can we just skip to the part where she pegs you?

I'd go for a scrap. Squirrelly Dan, go for a scrap?

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Don’t ask, just continue

post a pic of these tits bro

Just wish I had an older sis story. closest thing to that that I have is me and my best friend trying to peek on his sister showering at his summer home(on his own initiative, I was pretty much indifferent didn't even like his sis) and ending up peeking on his mom instead.

He was grossed out so we just left just wanted to keep watching those big fucking jugs, could never look his mom straight in the eyes after that incident. Never talked about that ever again once we both properly hit puberty and guilt settled in. preadolescent kids are pure sociopaths I guess

European Birth Control: it means anal sex lol

nah
>I've been kissed before but this was different
>6+ years of pent up sexual frustration went into that kiss
>We were sucking each others faces off
>Nutted in her three times over the night, didn't even sleep till five
>Literally every dream came true
>Next morning we talk about things, tell her that I want a relationship not just sex and she happily agrees
>We secretly date for the next two years
>Parents didn't suspect a thing, though amusingly one christmas dinner mom asks me if I'm seeing anyone and Amy has to hide a smile
>Finally after two years we start talking about marriage and we both decide it's time to tell them
>Super tense and super scared
>They're beyond shocked, apparently we really did hide it well
>Things didn't go too well at first and there was some yelling until I said that I wanted to marry her
>Kinda calmed down then and we talked for a long time
>Her mom looks at her and tells her about all the problems we're going to face and then asks her "Do you love him?"
>Without hesitation says "yes."
>tension kinda dissappated and she very quietly gives us her blessing.
>We had a small wedding, only close friends and we've been married for five years now
>Possibly expecting a little one.

I'd's go's for a scrap's, Wayne?

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not worth the wait

Oh yes she was.

Wellll, that was a hair disappointing.

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I thought he was going to get pegged.

Post more of those awesome tits... My hard-on demands it

>nutted in her 3 times
you write like a fag and sound like an incel

>Amy has a smile to hide

I don’t get what the problem is. You guys aren’t even relate, your parents just wanted to fuck and get married. Now myself, I married my first cousin and we have a daughter. It’s been a crazy ride full of problems but everything is alright now.

Wayne, how are ya now?

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Wow
Happy ending that's rare
Kudos user
Any pics?

>Any pics?
believing this hard

McMurry, Good, n'you?

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I imporved the ending here

greentext it then

Worth the wait

I think, likelay~, I'll have to call this a Letterkenny thread now.

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i just came to this thread to see if there were more pics of girls casually on toilets like this.

fucking porn has them completely nude, with their feet on the toilet seat or some bullshit.

need more casual, normal peeing/pooping on the toilet you fucking tools

more stories please I love wincest

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This is written like a fan fiction.
You never had sex. kys