Houses of Sup Forums thread. These are from my dad's houses. He posts on Sup Forums. I snuck in so I could take pics before I evict him and sell them. This is the side of his bed. I took pics of nearly everywhere accessible, so if you'd like specific rooms just ask.
Houses of Sup Forums thread. These are from my dad's houses. He posts on Sup Forums...
Kevin Adams
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Jaxon Green
He stays hydrated at least judging from the classic piss bottles.
Nathaniel Cook
This is the living room of house B, It got so messy he had to leave. There's a nice mahogany table under it in the mulch layer. In the very center I have to stoop a little to avoid brushing against the ceiling.
Brayden Nelson
I fucking love hoarders. Beneath all that shit there is definitely some gold.
Ayden Morgan
He gave you life and you’re evicting him? What a little bastard son leave your dad alone fag
Dominic Scott
Maybe. I found pic related but I'm not sure it's real. The tiara certainly isn't.
He's a scumbag and daddy taught me well.
Matthew White
Is it generally easier evicting whites or niggers?
Nolan Foster
Taking a quick break from the chaotic mess, the only clean place in either houses is my bed. It's been cleaned since but I don't know why. I thought at first he was using it to sleep...
Oliver Stewart
But he's actually been using it to drink. Kind of creepy.
Tyler Cruz
How does this happen? Is your dad a fat lazy fuck op??
Ian Morales
And now we take a peek at the kitchen. The first thing you notice is a heavy smell of rotten squid. There's only a single layer though, and it's quickly replaced by a sour milk scent.
Dunno. It's still my first time helping with the process. I was taking pics for my mom to use in court.
Brody Taylor
I'll tell you from experience that whites are generally easier to evict but leave a much worse mess. Niggers don't wanna leave but they don't own anything so it's easy once they're out.
Evan Rodriguez
The culprit of the smell males himself apparent.
>Is your dad a fat lazy fuck
Yes. Haven't a clue how he did it with two houses though. He's a freak socialist and catholic. Probably a pedo too. Looks kinda like Santa from this but with one eye youtube.com
Liam Edwards
A mugshot of the milk in question.
Jonathan Brown
>leave a much worse mess
No shit. The logistics of cleaning all this baffles me.
Hudson Smith
Considering you snuck in, I doubt you can use the pictures in court. You are probably the one breaking the law
Elijah Morales
Tried sending u photo but filesize restricted.
>kitchen stacked up with painting gear, electrical stuff, ladders and platforms, bags of plaster... its not a pretty sight. But at least its not full of hoarders junk or 6 weeks of washing up.
Jose Butler
Trashbags. And barrels. Just buy tons of trashbags. Wear workmans gloves with latex gloves on underneath (sometimes there can be needles or sharp objects, leaking shit etc) and see if you can find a scrapper around the neighborhood for the heavy shit. Throw em 20 bucks to help move and tell they can take any metal they find.
Gabriel Walker
A relaxing view out of the living room window.
I had a paper from mom's solicitor. I had a legal right to be there.
Mom's gonna hire a cleaning team after getting him locked up for contempt. It'll cost some, but the land is going up in price so it'll work out.
Jackson Foster
That's much easier. I used to clean out my dads evicted apartments for easy money when I was a teenager. I would help him clean and fix shit and he would give me half the security deposit for the next person to live there.
It's fucking disgusting the way some people live. Absolutely no regard for their own health or wellbeing, sometimes with children or elderly living in their apartment.
I remember taking a picture off a wall, and the walls were literally brown from cigarette smoke. The spot where the picture hung was white as paper.
Daniel King
Custom-made living room bookshelf. He stopped using it and most of the books are somewhere under the Obama Second Term layer.
William Gray
This was as close as I could get to the toilet of house A before puking. Some people are just vile.
I haven't a clue how people survive in these conditions. At some point the smell of rot or the spiders would get you to do something.
Nolan Fisher
This is his bed taken from a different, pictured at a later date than the OP. Comes with it's own wine glass holder. The camera barely captured on, but the roof of the bed is covered in the largest daddy longlegs I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure he's terrified of spiders so I'm not sure how he stands it.
James Rivera
This is the nicest smelling room for good reason. It seems this is the room he washes his clothes in. Washed might be more accurate since it was stuck closed hard. Explains the smell last I saw him.
Josiah Hughes
Wash might be too strong a word though. I don't see any water, so I think he was just ironing his clothes and dropping cologne on them.
Dominic Young
It’s obvious your father is a hoarding slob, but what has caused you to apparently harbor so many negative feelings?
Jace Lee
Yall are fucking slobs. You gotta stay on top of dishes, laundry and garbage.
Julian Gutierrez
This one has been bothering me. I've found multiple bottles of white spirit around the house. Any idea what he could be using it for? I thought it might be for washing his clothes, but I don't know. Pic related.
It's a personal issue. Besides, "breaking into" a place is fun. I got locksmiths the second time, but the first I had to make my own way in.
Michael Collins
someone call Spaulding Decon
Chase Mitchell
You fucks are p...I...g...s, pigs.
Oliver Hill
you have mental problems bruh?
Aaron Harris
Yes. Bipolar disorder.
Jose Robinson
My kitchen
Grayson Howard
>”you gotta take care of laundry”
>clothes and shit laying all over the floor
Top kek
Daniel Perez
Cant overstate how cool this kitchen was. High ceiling, multiple skylights, glass garden to the side. Fucking sweet.
A week's work and $200 could turn that pretty comfy.
Michael Clark
Yeah, it's all clean.
Connor Davis
Kitchen skylight, now covered in whatever weed took over the garden, infested with god knows how many spiders.
Nolan Taylor
View of the garden. I remember reading one of the Wheel of Time books sheltered under the glass while it rained. Whatever weed is out there now killed the flowers, saps the brick and shattered the glass. Probably going to have to tear it down.
Matthew Smith
Returning to house B.
Caleb Wright
Hoarders sometimes come up with neat ideas. He glues the tops of jars to free up surface space. Not sure if that's admirable or just more commitment to his diseased mess.
Brayden Bennett
Fuck u mamas boy
Brandon Jackson
Where I broke in.
Juan Mitchell
An unused washing machine. Not sure where he gets the money for all this shit.
Cant get those tendies without good boy points.
Jaxson Fisher
>broke in
oboyherewego
Cooper Russell
Fucking retarded faggot
Lucas Young
Negroid located
Aiden Clark
pretty sure you live in my building
Tyler Bennett
Front room. Unlike the living room, this is made up of mostly larger pieces, so it's harder to walk on.
Legally. I had my papers. Didn't want to spend money on a locksmith until later.
Nicholas Collins
Stairs coming down from my old room, where I entered the house. I was so off put by the state of the house that I didn't hear my dad coming out from behind the curtain until he was close enough to grab me. Tore down the banister trying to get my leg. Last time I saw him he still looked like the guy from youtube.com
Gabriel Nguyen
Chase Watson
Behind the curtain...
Daniel Roberts
I didn't get the story. Why again are you doing this to your dad?
Jaxson Smith
The kitchen. Wish there was more to show. Just loads of plates licked clean.
Samuel Mitchell
It's a long story.
Cameron Torres
Leading into the bathroom for a bit, then up to my room.
Austin Morgan
Time to see what this crazy freak's done with my room.
William Ramirez
Wont get into my mom's room ahead, spiders control the entrance. I think they work for him.
Kayden Myers
Forgot pic
Owen Baker
I bet it amounts to your dad not deserving to have such a piece of shit for a son.
Caleb Howard
kek
Liam Carter
Let me guess? Your whore of a mother fucked niggers on the side and your dad nosedived into depression because of it?
Jose Collins
Good thread so far user has me intrigued.
Charles Young
Any type of disability checks or social security he's living off of?
Kayden Peterson
I was going good in this thread until this picture made me fucking jump.
How the fuck has he not been eaten alive by spiders? How does someone become this? What does your dad look like? What did he used to do?
Levi Jenkins
Here comes Sup Forums defending their own.
Child benefits from gov.
Ethan Reed
He broke my rocking horse's neck. Rude.
Brandon Watson
What happened here? He's in the house with you? Did you just like walk away and he left you alone? Take a picture of him.
Ryder Bennett
Don’t stop posting user this is the most interesting thread I’ve seen in weeks. Does your dad work? How does he have the money to fill two houses with garbage?
Brayden Kelly
>I was so off put by the state of the house that I didn't hear my dad coming out from behind the curtain until he was close enough to grab me. Tore down the banister trying to get my leg.
MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE IN A HORROR MOVIE RUN
Benjamin King
dunno what's worse, hoarders or alcoholics.
In a similiar situation to you, difference is that I live with my mother who isn't a hoarder but an alcoholic. Going to be fun when she comes back from New Year's Eve (left home 4h ago, 12am in 2h)
Parker Cook
He pinned up a blanket over my entrance with a knife after I got out. Think it's a message?
It was weeks ago. I hopped out the window and came back for pictures when he was in hospital.
Doesn't work anymore. He used to and fixed up some pos houses with the money. Dont know how he filled it. Time and sales I guess.
Oliver Thomas
What's the blanked out stuff? Do you think there's any redemption for your father? Have you ever tried to ask him why he's like this now? If this isn't some creepy pasta I'm sorry for your family.
Josiah Hill
Outside the window I climbed in. The tree is growing from of broken sewer pipe. Not a great fall but not too hard a climb either.
It's my bro's old certificates. They've got his name on them. I'm not interested in redeeming my dad. Thanks tho.
Easton Smith
Marijuana Grower's manual in my brother's bed, and he isn't much of a reader. Maybe that's how my dad pays for all this shit? He's made some weird amounts of money appear sometimes.
Wyatt Thomas
why don't you buy him a gun for his birthday
Luis Price
Maybe family photo's. Maybe photo's of a clean house
Luke Ross
CLEAN HIS ROOMS OR KYS
Evan Smith
Maybe family photo's or photos of clean house.
Ryder Baker
are these houses really worth anything? they seem pretty destroyed
Ryan Martinez
My mom's room, taken from before the direspider familiars take over the house.
I was actually gonna start shifting around the place to find his laptop, but the stench and mouse shit almost made me vomit.
See here
Easton Brown
experimental drug testing perhaps?
Levi Baker
How many different animals did you hear/see scurrying around in there?
Juan Harris
How does it feel walking through these places now that they're destroyed, especially the room you once shared with your brother?
Andrew Barnes
Quick shot of house B's bathroom.
Failed maybe. Went from a seemingly odd guy to a full blown freak.
Michael Sanchez
So what do you mean by child benefits from the gov? How much does he make if you could estimate?
Evan Lee
it's ivy faggot and yes you want to kill all of it you're going to have to rip it out by the roots and power wash it out of the brick.
Parker Lee
this op
Ryder Gonzalez
Yo wtf is good with you dawg
Lincoln Edwards
I got a pic of inside my bro's room, but getting in was hard because of aforementioned arachnid.
Not many at first. Might have been because it was still early. Maybe it was because he was still home and he eats them or some shit. Second time was something else. Mice ran over and under my feet while the biggest spiders I've ever seen would start crawling everywhere. Freaky. No flies, so I'm not sure what the daddy longlegs eat.
Mom's probably gonna just hire some guys. Maybe the cleaners can do it.
Matthew Johnson
the cleaners will cost you too much honestly if you want to have this done really cheap find a couple of homeless people who don't have a drug problem and offer them literally minimum wage and tell them they can keep whatever they want.
Robert Nguyen
Of course before they cleaned go through there and take whatever you want yourself
Jose Wilson
Mexicans might be a good idea
Brandon Young
that stuff isnt supposed to be orange/yellow user
its paint thinner, its supposed to be clear
my guess is hes probably huffing the shit and then uses it for whatever weird ass purpose, but then that bottle is filled with piss or is partially piss
note there is also condensation inside the bottle, paint thinner doesnt condensate at room temperatures
Thomas Wright
Inside my bro's room. He got his own for some reason. It's honestly shocking how he covered every inch of the house with filth. The only room I didn't see was the attic.
Man, there's like 3 feet of filth piled up. It's a shovel job and mom can just use her share of selling the houses to pay them. I don't want to hit the pre-Obama layer and find one of his diapers.
Jack Ross
>The tree
Butterfly bush. You're welcome.
Levi Clark
Yes, prime Sup Forumsack habitat.
Aiden Mitchell
Yeah? Guess he's doing something right. Maybe it'll kill him. Any idea what could have changed? They seem to be in random places around the house so I don't think he pisses in there. Pic is one somewhere inaccessible.
Thanks. It's a pretty nice bush all things considered.
It's cliched, right?
Michael Diaz
dont lie to people when you hire them to do this kinda thing
state whats up and share pictures, plenty of people wont give a shit and will dig through there for money regardless, but a lot of cleaning places will fuck you over with extra charges if their employees bite off more than they can chew
my great grandfather left behind a garage like this, so not as big of a place but still filled with random shit floor to ceiling, had to climb through the place like fuckin tunnels in vietnam
we hired an army of rental black guys from home depot and had them fill up dumpsters, went through 5 of those giant ass temporary dumpsters, each guy was paid 100$ daily, had it all done in 2 days, so it was pretty expensive in total just in labor but holy shit they got it done quick, same deal as the user above mentioned
handed em cash and gloves/masks/cooler of beer and water, take whatever they can carry each day
they showed up in a beat to death minivan, cleaned shit up, piled things they wanted into the minivan and fucked off
job done, building torn down a week later, debated hiring the same guys for cleanup of the square of land but we couldnt find them
yelp reviews: cluster of homeless niggers at home depot
>5 stars
>very professional
>very quick
Kayden Kelly
What meds is he on? Post prescription bottles.
Mason Gray
Do your bed before calling other people slobs, slob