Hey boys!

Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a street fight?!?!
I have a black belt in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my black belt (the highest level)
Since you guys haven't mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me.

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obviously not the highest degree. What kind of clapped dojo did you go to. Ill have you know im a third degree black belt, and I kick faggot and nigger asses for a living and dont think i wont hit a woman cause ill fucking kill and sodomise your dead body bitch.

Want to go out for dinner sometime?

Stale pasta is stale

If a 115 pound girl was able to kick this sluts ass, I'd fucking merk her

show tits and state business. you know the rules

UFC's Paige Vanzant

Were this really you, you telegraph your move. A quick leg sweep would end you. I'm a krav maga guy.

i would let paige van zant beat my ass, even though i could probably take her

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LOL @ Krav Maga..... she doesnt have any balls to kick/grab, you're fucked

Please beat me up

LMAO that fact that (the highest level) was put in this shows that whoever made this pasta is a fucking retard

Implying you would need a more complicated strategy than just grabbing her and throwing her. She's too tiny to hope to even stun a full grown man, much less take one down.

My point was that Krav Maga is for fags

oh look, its this thread again, havent' seen it since every week for the last 6 years...

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Ill fight her under the condition that we are both naked and lubed up

inb4 she talks like this to someone outside of the internet and gets stabbed and/or shot

Hey gurl!
How does it feel to know that I would eat your ass behind a dumpster?!?!

I studied physics and now I am programming algorithms for HFT, I make 290 k a year in zürich. and my cock is 7.5 inches and really thick.
you could beat my ass but I could tear your ass apart.

It would be so satisfying to rape her. Not even torture and kill her, just rape her so she knows any man could rape her.

no, you haven't.

this. one hand around her little throat with some slight pressure and the bitch starts crying and saying it was all just a joke that im the crazy one out of control. literally 10's of vids every week here like that. this twat has some trainer trying to get in her pants telling her she's better than most men. good luck with that. go fight a man in the ring who will follow some rules first before you start thinking street.

Apparently Sensei didn't teach wisdom or humility in his dojo.
Makes me wonder what else you're hiding.

go suck a dick or something faggot.

Been doing martial arts for 25 years highest belt I ever got was yellow in karate before I realized the whole belt grading system is bs. Karate black belts are like participation medals for retards.
Feels pretty good to scare the absolute shit out of walmart blackbelts.

And yet, you still feel the need to post on Sup Forums about it? Ok.

Only immature people resort to violence.

As fancy as all that looks..
..at twice her muscle mass all I have to do is close ground enough to grapple her.
Then she gon git it gooood n deeeep.

none of that is gonna help you when you get roofied