You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN.

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it's already 2020 where I live

my military and economy is shit and i poo in the street

my teeth are well looked after

i reek of refried beans and my countrywomen are fat and diseased

>carajo, los ñues tienen cuernos!

haven't been at war in over 200 years

enjoy one of the highest living standards in the world

Epäjärjestelmällistymättömyydelläänsäkään

Hola, ¿Alguien quiere tacos?

I'm not obese.

Paskaläjä, joko huomasit että vuosi vaihtui?

My country has won every war since the Battle of Hastings

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guns are for retards

Brunost

I can walk outside and not see fat people.

Vai si fude

My auto-dash is in metric

u usta te jebem kurwo jedna. picka ti materina

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I can speak more than 1 language
Jag kan tala mer än ett språk

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A.) I know "Mexico" is actually Los Estados Unidos de México
B.) I can name all of them as well.

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I don't need a gun where I live.

THOSE ARE SOME FAT FUCKING TITTIES

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arriba españa

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T R I P S

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im not afraid of getting shot when i leave my house

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I hate religion and guns

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My dick isn't mutilated

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I know how to drive

Пoшёл нaхyй

I can speak more than one language, I don't love Jesus more than my children, I won't lose my house if I get sick, and I see no reason to own an assault rifle.

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> using metric system
>don't bring a glock in my backpack everytime someones make fun of me
>know only 2 genders
>my english sucks
>i don't scream FREEDOM everytime they close mcdonalnd a bit early than usually
>can show more than one country on the map
>i don't wear a fucking baseball hat while i am at home
>don't operate at microwave time
>no sandniggers around here
> not a fat fucking cheeto licking fingers fatso over 100kg
>it's 220 in pounds you faggots if you wouldn't know

Trump and Biden are both evil.

#TRUMP2020

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This is 100% accurate

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Hey, Sup Forums. How about you fuck off with your fake shit. Nobody likes you, faggot.

You sound American

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Im going to be honest, some of you have a very warped reality of what america is and its quite sad. And for those who live in the uk and europe, you need to really push harder to get the things you have lost back because your governments are complete trash yet you do nothing about it. At some point you need to realize that what has happened to the uk is primarily on you and the peoplexwho havent cared enough to stop it. We americans are different but what you all fail to realize is that the people who founded this land came from england. We were tired of englands shit over 400 years ago and so we left. We have rights and laws that protect the average citizen because we come first, not your shitty parliment or your minister of blowing your nose in public too loudly. So maybe you should stop looking at us like we are the issue and maybe fix your own god damn countries?. And not speak english like you all have autism. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

i know what real cheese tastes like
bonus: i can buy some from over 30 different shops inside a 10 minutes walking radius

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Happy New Year from a fellow international dateline alpha

I can go outside with absolutely no reason to fear being shot.

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i can deal with shitposts about my country without sperging out like a butthurt little faggot

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I don't have guns, very sad and is 2020 where I life

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False difference.
One is a potential sentence length (which he wont get) and the other is an actual sentence but makes no mention of what their "up to" sentence could have been.

So.....bullshit post.

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yo wey

Snap

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20 seconds to prove I’m a pussy? Sorry bitch, Murica

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