Why don’t you have a girlfriend user? Just curious to why you chose not too settle down. Pic related mine

Why don’t you have a girlfriend user? Just curious to why you chose not too settle down. Pic related mine.

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prove it, post moar

Im about to have one for the first time in 7 years. I'm pretty nervous about it, actually

because the only ones i can get dont interest me

im based af but havent found a woman who can see it

Fat & ugly girls are into me
Every time they talk to me, i talk about saving money and frugality.

That usually dries them up

hahahahhhahhahhhahhLOSER

bc I hate labels

damn i wanna see that ass bare

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The only girl I had a good realationship found another person.

Because I broke up with mine last month and working on myself/getting over her.

>too

Kill yourself

>implying i ever had a choice or a chance

i'm an actual incel. it was never voluntary

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lol nope thats my balkan ex retard try again loser

Your face is good, just lose some weight

face is fine, its not the weight - its the hair.

>Your face is good

HAHAHAHAHAHA

this post wasnt ironic by the way im 95% sure that was originally my content

I'm short and suffer from anxiety

i wish. my nose is wildly shrekish.
i've tried every type of hairstyle- my hair is too curly too look good when it's longer, but not curly enough to be cool. just the exact wrong amount of curliness. buzzcuts don't work because of how round my head is and how lopsided it is

I spent 6 years in a relationship and became totally dependent on having someone else.

Been single for three years and am now totally independent and actually doing pretty well career wise and am happy with most other aspects of my life. Hasn't been easy but isn't really a sob story worth detailing either.

At the moment it feels like getting a girlfriend would jeopardize all the progress i've made. Plus my job makes it difficult to meet people.


It would be nice sometimes though, don't get me wrong.

Just move to some Slavic shithole and you'll be a looker

you are literally autistic
i used to think the same about my hair, and then I realized I too was autistic

so what am i supposed to do with my hair

because i am studing my ass off so i can get into a university in 5 months from now, i heard it is easy to get laid there right? I only have had sex with 3 hookers before

because I'm turning 20 and still a virgin. It's past the acceptable margin now so I'm gonna focus on becoming a wizard

was in a long term relationship for 5 years almost got married, been single now for 5 years. ive learned relationships are not for me, i prefer having no responsibilities other than supporting myself, both financially and emotionally. i realized ill one day be that cranky old lonely fuck next door, but im good with that.

I only want a anime girl . The body of real girls are okay but I just don't like the face :/

A distraction from learning the deeper mysteries.

Seriously kid. Consider suicide. Fucking freak.

And it's just giving into a biological desire to reproduce that seeds from the unconscious mind. I like having a "little" more free will

I can't open up and be honest, i have secrets I'll take to my grave.

They are a distraction. Happiness should come from the inside

Dam

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Fair enough

I haven't tried to get one yet

>(AKA my aunts every holiday) Why don’t you have a girlfriend user?
done trying
>how old are you and why
28/ knowing when to give it up
>have you tried going outside or activities
yes
>they didn't work
yes and no / doing thing I don't like to impress females meh
>tried going to a club or bar
not anymore
>why not user
packed sausage fest/ same people different face
>how about the gym or a coffee shop
Ha paying for gym push-ups are free / 12$ for coffee nope
>online
just nsa and fwb that never go anywhere
>are you ugly or fat or short
avg / about 10-12%bf / avg
>Well user just lose some more weight and keep at it
not fat also
people say "keep trying" but never say "learn when to give it up"

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Smile more, get a new haircut, don't smell like shit. You can get a gf user, I believe in you

Relationships are exhausting. Meeting their fucking families, hanging out with their stupid friends, spending your Saturday at a goddamn renaissance festival or salsa dancing or some shit, them expecting you to be able to read their minds all the time using some sort of witchy estrogen telepathy.

Ugh. Just reliving my past relationshits in my mind is exhausting. Even excellent sex isn't enough to make it worth it for me.

Because I’m a gymcel chad who has entirely rejected women. And I already have a son

What happened, user?

This user knows what's up. When you're in a relationship it's boring ass shit everyday and hanging around their family and shit. It's all right if I got sex but I don't get it so it fucking sucks

Because I like strong independent woman that challenge me to do better. Most women these days are just bimbos who cant go a day without having a bf.

because I am human scum and unworthy of female companionship. nobody should take this journey with me.

Women scare me and the idea of sex kind of disgusts me. I wouldn't mind some companionship but relationships seem really hostile and unpleasant most of the time and I would rather just opt out and stay a lonely waifufag.

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Get a boyfriend

I'm too apprehensive to ask.

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Hang in there. I was a virgin until 25, now i’m happily married with a kid on the way.

I have a lot of problems. A lot.

Go to church. Seriously.

Most churches are drowning in pussy. lonely girls and women wondering why God hasn’t brought a man into their lives.

Saw my dad go through relationship after relationship. Going through abuse and everything like that right now he's trying to recover from debt because his bimbo gambled all his money. So I'm good

>i wish. my nose is wildly shrekish.
Your nose is fine. Plenty of ppl have bigger or weirder noses (see: the entire black population) and get laid.
> hair
You want it a bit longer, but not much. Let it have enough volume to disrupt the visual shape of your skull, rather than just being glued to it.
Let it grow out a fair bit. Then, go see a good barber/hairdresser (ie, a barber with full hairdresser training), book in a long appointment, make sure they know you'll pay for a longer appt or tip well, and have a chat about to do with it and let them experiment. They've seen every hair type, after all. Might take a few goes but you'll find a style you're happy with that way.

A partner can be distracting, but it's also possible to find someone who can help provide an environment and lifestyle in which one is freer to find happiness from inside.

>You obviously weren't in the kind of relationship with the kind of person that suited you, then.
Do you have good friends? Do you like doing shit with them? Hanging out at their place or going to things you both like?

>Most churches are drowning in pussy
Depends on the church. There's a lot of churches about where every female over about 19 is already married (to someone they'll likely be miserable with) because they're too obsessed with the whole no-sex-outside-marriage thing.

i had a virgin bride but she didnt want to live a colorado skater lifestyle i guess

I do not have a girlfriend due to the controversial nature of how the relationship began to form. Also, she was quite a bit younger than me, and apparently every male is regarded as a sex-crazed braindead. I haven't been able to speak to her in over a year and every day it becomes more difficult to cope with the ever-present reality that she may never speak to me again. All I will say is that true love does exist and most people don't even realize it. People can tell when two people really like each other just from the way they look at each other as well. Constant rumors about us... blah blah blah

So... you're a pedo.

That's just finding happiness with more steps. More, expensive, steps.

Because simply most women see me as either friend or 'like a brother to me' material. And unfortunately the friendship isn't with benefits and I'm not from Alabama so I'm out of luck. Joking aside, they just don't see me as the type to love romantically.

My wife would get pretty pissed if i got a gf.

Sadly my beloved is waiting for me at the other side of the river

>That's just finding happiness with more steps. More, expensive, steps.
Not at all. You can't find happiness if one's life circumstances don't allow for it (whichever circumstances they need to be for a given person)
For some, that includes a compatible partner.

Lol nice b8. No, not pedo territory. It would have fallen under corruption of minor since she was 16-18 and me > 18 yrs old. Basically, if a parent disagrees with the relationship, 24/7 cops and legal swarm. That bullshit is not healthy

I have a lot of personal issues. I think I'm uncomfortable showing emotional vulnerability to people. And fucking how.

LMAO why don't you just get a boat

> nice b8
I wasn't even actually, I was trying to figure out what you meant. Pedos aren't rare around here after all.
I take it you're not very far above that 18 line then? As in, you're not in your 30s or 40s or something?
The hard 18 consent rule in some US states is very odd, frankly.

>my beloved is waiting for me at the other side of the river
The river Styx?

I wish it were easier to find a non-religious girl with decent values. Seems like most women default to whore mode without the threat of a god looming over them.

True, but what’s also true is that women outnumber men 5:1 in the pews.
If you go to a larger church that caters to younger people, you’ll find singles, and they won't be dudes.

I do. We're actually getting married next year. Own a house together, She's smart, has a good job that earns, is hot af and we're very happy together. I'm quite lucky.

Oh they’re not religious. At least, they won’t be if you aren’t. You don’t have to pretend like you are religious if you aren’t. Just be you and be decent. Mostly, all they want is someone to tell them they are wanted and won’t beat them

You are correct.
I could actually see how much she liked me.
That is what I miss the most.
With past gfs, they barely showed any signs of interest. They were only in it for the good looks. They didn't give a shit about anything I thought.

>doing thing I don't like to impress females meh
plus if she really religious having to go to church

Not necessarily impress them, but there’s no doubt you can meet a hell of a lot of them in church.
>I don’t want to improve my odds of finding a gf by 200%
Your choice. It’s right there if you want to be successful.

I'm working on it. We haven't scheduled a time yet, but I'm gonna be going on a date with a cute chubby girl from work in the near future. Without getting into the details, it's obvious that she likes me too so I think it's only a matter of time before she's my girlfriend.

don't wait; some other guy might think the same thing. and she takes him up on it because she doesn't think your interested.

No car, no job. Mentioning you're a college student to 25+ year old women gets attention pretty quick, but I can't take them anywhere without a car or a steady source of income.

At my age, money matters and it's something I don't have right now.

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Who needs a gf if we have technology?

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So date freshmen girls. They’re broke like you and enthusiastic. You can get in their pants super easy.

Wife material
I believe well make it.
Slowly being less autistic.
Its all a work in progress

Your fleshlight gonna make you dinner?

Yup he'll pour it out or drink out of it like a coffee mug.

I know. We had dinner scheduled for last week, but she wanted to postpone because she said she didn't have enough money and "would feel bad if I paid for her". I'm gonna ask her again that the end of the week once we get paid. I'm also thinking about saying that we can do something simpler like ice cream or a netflix date if she still doesn't have enough money.

Because I fear genuine intimacy despite the fact that i crave it like heroin, i am doomed to never have a close relationship with anyone anywhere but my fantasies, I'm actually pretty good looking, I'm confident, I'm just a pussy when it comes to meaningful relationships

Just pay you faggot. The best first date needs lots of talking. Fast food and a cheap local museum.

>she wanted to postpone because she said she didn't have enough money and "would feel bad if I paid for her"
Just say she can make it up on the second date

Putting aside whether or not I could get a gf if I really tried; I'm neither mentally of physically at a state right now where being in a relationship would be a responsible thing. Basically I'm a bit too fucked up to be good for anyone to be with right now.

I wanted to, but she specifically told me that she wanted to pay for herself after I offered.

modern chicks what can you do?

I've actually had a few girls hit on me and at least one of them was attractive but for her specifically I was a freshman in college and I legit had no clue she was interested until she dropped the class and I started wondering what happened to her. Had her phone number and we would talk regularly and everything but at the time I wasn't looking for any relationship and she was super petite which is not a type that I cared for back then. The other 2 girls were below average girls who were heavily maked up and super nice to compensate for the fact that without those 2 things they would be super ugly, like legit 3/10 4/10 types. I'll admit I care too much about looks I'm mega superficial. One of them was kinda crazy cuz she had anxiety problems but looking back I regret not taking a chance with any of them. Now I'm alone and I have hearing loss and I'm the one with anxiety problems. I feel like I'm turning into all of the girls that I rejected or at least inheriting their issues. If this is karma then I fucking regret ever being born thx

because I am only 18 and can't handle too many responsibiliets rn. Can't be bothered to spend time with someone I don't want to be with, rather be gaming with the boys at home. I could get a gf anyday I wanted tbh, but haven't really met anyone that I could see me actually loving.

When I ask again, if she still says she has money issues then I'll probably take this suggestion and say that I'll pay for this one and if she's interested in another date then she can decide what we do.

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