Almost 2020

>almost 2020
>still not having a girlfriend
Explain yourselves

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I have IBS and it makes intimacy difficult

too socially retarded, fat, bad self esteem, clingy family, no drivers license, dropped out of college twice (but still going/wasting money).

the list goes on an on, i could probably spend a good 20 minutes typing about it, but i don't want to go into the new years feeling THAT level of depression.

Bro, are you me? Because that's been me for the past 5 years. Have you been working the same dead end job for years? I've given up at this point and I actually wonder why I haven't offed myself already.

The wife wouldn't be too happy.

Left her cause of toxicity and now realize that I'm fat hopeless cunt that hopefully will die soon.

I worked at the same retail shitter job for the past 4 years, and I got fed up with all of the recent changes (moved my department, dog shit management, etc) and quit abruptly in november. felt so fuckin good too, made me feel like i had a semblance of control in my life.

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I haven't been trying hard enough

>I have IBS
same here muddy buddy.

Fat, broken rotting wisdom teeth cause terrible bad breath, crippling social issues, raging insecurities, and also currently in prison.

>also currently in prison
why are you posting on Sup Forums then?

why is having a girlfriend such a big deal? why does having a girlfriend mean to are a better person?

Have you ever tried to contest the idea of having a girlfriend?

How exactly is the whole relationship thing any good of an idea?

Bored.

because i can do this

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Is it gay to have a sick in your mouth if it's your own?

Sex. Self esteem. Validation. Cuddling. Sex.

^ every time you wack off, a grown man is technically jerking you off....ripley's, believe it or not

No, you stupid britbong, it's abnormal and disgusting to have anyone else's vomit but your own in your mouth

why do you need to be validated? why does having a woman somehow make life better? why cant you be validated and have self esteem on your own?

So if you clone yourself and suck yourself off, not gay?

I broke up with my girlfriend five months ago. Long distance relationships don't work with shy asian girls.

Oh, it's hella fucking gay. Also incestuous. And just an overly complicated for of masturbation.
I was cracking a dumb joke at the typo

am champion of justice

- I don't want anyone bitching about how much I work or how often I have to travel for work.
- I want to go relax when I get home on Thursday night exhausted, not listen to a lecture about where I left my socks on Monday or the evergreen complaint about why I work so much.
- I don't want to spend thousands of dollars on shit that takes up space where people can put things down or signs made out of rotten wood that say "Live, Laugh, Love".
- I don't want to live in a home where the thermostat is set at 81 degrees.
- I don't want to deal with "I don't like animals in my home either" to "YAY! Let's adopt a big, slobbery, misbehaved dog!!!"

Cause I'm fat ugly and have a little dick. But most importantly I have a low self esteem. If it wasnt for that, I'd be swimming in dissapointed pussy

You win.

Girlfriend is leaving me. I have no friends here anymore. The friends I did have are the reason shes leaving because they asked me to have a threesome with them and I said I would do it or at least id be comfortable if my girlfriend said i could. She was pissed.

Those friends now think im an asshole for doing that to her.

I feel like shit now because i cant reconcile the fact that i totally am ok with an open relationship and want to fuck other girls. But i have nothing going for me besides my girlfriend so is it worth shutting down that part of me just to continue my life as normal?

I come here

feel you mate it's terrible :)

Idk man, it's not something I crave for, but it's what the depressed betafags want

Also, ill never meet a girl thats into open relationships that i wouldnt label a whore so that leads to self hatred because of the cognitive dissonance

Just kill yourself you useless faggot. It's obvious you're in it for the dick.

I went on a number of dates with a number of women, even got laid a bunch but I can't really connect with anyone on a deep level. And any girl that was that interested in me freaked me out because I figured she must fucking insane to be interested in me

I'm still brokenhearted, so I don't think I'll be getting a girlfriend soon. I'm focusing on getting my life back. Cheers Sup Forumsros.

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the squeeze ain't worth the juice, bitches are overrated.

Having and getting a girlfriend or wife is work and you need to realize that everything costs money and time. Are you willing and able to afford it? There's an old saying that goes that for every hot chick out there, someone is tired of fucking her. You need to decide what you want to do once that happens to your relationship.

I don't know about gf but 2020 is definitely going to be a turn around year. I will definitely go out on dates first

Yeah, it feels like it. Have a happy new year Sup Forumsto.
Also, fuck captcha

I got to the point of wanting another vagina wrapped around my dick that i agreed to doing it. The pussy outweighed the possibility of touching a dick

Playing life on legendary difficulty

You didn't even mention the toilet seat bullshit.

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I don't NEED a person to cling to like a cuck. Also don't want to explain my finances or what color I'm painting my bathroom to anyone but me.

No girlfriend does not = lack of pussy or loneliness . You subservient 'boyfriends should explain yourselves..

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you know what in 4 months it's my 3 year anniversary and I'd rather be single damn. My boyfriend has decided they no longer like physical intimacy of any kind and it has been 8months. I think I'm dying lol

Drug him, faggot

I have emotional scars that people tell me to just get over and that really tells me how much of a joke everything is. What's even worse is how girls will waste all the time in the world but will expect the absolute best out of you. Romance and dating is dead. Everybody just fucks and then proceed to use each other if they're useful. I very obviously can't be manipulated and this pisses off the average roastie. I might be able to find a girl one day but I don't see that happening anytime soon. I don't give a shit to keep up a fake appearance and that makes me not useful
Girls are fantastic when they pretend they give a shit. Its once the mask falls off that you realize what is really underneath

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Did you get fat or something?

lmao I'm not that desperate, it just adds up omf. When I piss him off then if I accidentally nudge him he'll flip out like omg don't touch me ever again.

No I actually lost alot of weight after I had my first child lmao

Kind of bizzarely though sometimes he will just randomly come over and smash, like legit just yoink my pants off and away we go and then it's back to get away from me. like o k

He's cheating on you. There's no way 99% of guys are not perpetually horny. The 1% are asexual from birth.

Either that or he has ED and is embarrassed.

I'm aiming to become a wizard, 26 years old.

Eh not always. Whenever I've been with someone after a few years it gets so fucking boring that I'd rather just jerk off to random porn

I’m a fag that’s why

Tits or gtfo

fuck that guy, he doesn't deserve you

show him by sharing ur nudes w the Sup Forumsoys

technically you are two different people, just that you might look similar.

I still haven't gotten over my last girlfriend.

I dumped mine a few days ago. I regret it, but making the right choice isn't always easy

>He's cheating on you.
This. And you prob deserve it. I'm talking to that "femnon" you should look at yourself and see why you make him not want you. Typical woman, blame the guy and take no responsibility. Classic.

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Cuz I'm a faggot and luv sucking cocks?

I'm a fag

>implying there is a femanon in this thread and it's not a faggot instead.

what the fuck dipshit, have you ever been with a girl for more than 6 months?
He just got tired, no need to be such a douche nor drop stats. Everybody is fucking different.

I always get tired of a new girl if I don't want the relationship to be serious, or I'm not intrested enough to make it happen, after the third or fourth time I fuck with her. Not my fault nor I consider myself sullen or anything, but after a certain point if it doesn't evolve, I lose intrest in mere sex.

>1% asexual

More like gay in denial.

Safe to assume you tried talking to him about it?

I am the gf.

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Nobody deserves that if it's not vendetta,
Way to go, kiddo

I was unironically being ironic. Although I concede I forgo to say, tits, timestamp. So i can see the confusion and forgive you this once.

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it's never been a choice for anybody.
When it happens, you will get toghether anyway. It's the only miracle that keeps happening in quite every life, at some point. It's not a choice to be alone, if you meet the right person tomorrow you would change your mind in an instant.

The true issue sometimes is what comes after

TL;DR Nobody chooses nothing, it's only a chemical reaction.

What? Ok, sport.

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Exactly how feminine is your little peener

>newfag tryharding

fuck that sheeple clout dude, we're all faggots in here because you're in here to begin with

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You sound like a woman.

"ok sport"?
u like 50 y old? lel

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I like being alone and am tired of relationships. I don't trust women enough beyond being fuck buddies. I don't know if I'll ever want to date again, but right now I'm just enjoying being on my own.

This is real shit. You'll never appreciate a cool, quiet, clutter-free, animal-free home (where you don't get bitched at for leaving the toilet seat up) so much until you've been through this.

the last one cheated, uh?
don't worry bro. they all do.

I just got back from thailand, and I'll tell you why a girl won't solve your problems. This is ontop of the knowledge I already know about women, by observing them throughout life. 1) they all cheat. 2) Sex is overrated, unless you're deeply in love, you will still feel empty 3) they all cheat 4) a smile goes from 100% to 0% when they want

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Girls are whatever, once you become a man, or rather, when you have dealt with so much shit in your life, sex feels like masturbation, truly then you know you have become stoic

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Yep, I'd prob your Dad cause I'm sure your mom is a whore I banged out 20 years ago.

but the greatest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people

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>1) they all cheat.
>3) they all cheat

haha everyone laugh at the lonely faggot who's never truly fallen in love with someone and have them reciprocate

based.
I don't blame them, tho. It's just we're separate entities, and it always ends up like you were searching something different in the relationship. Before you realize, if you're actually committed and not just fucking around, you'll be disappointed when you will know for a fact that she doesn't care like you do.

99%

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Just tired. Too tired.

Have a kid from a woman who couldn't give two fucks about me. The attempts after that were unsuccessful.

I'm just too fucking tired of it.

You clearly went through an inferior number of steps into relationship with them.
They also cheat when they actually love you, or claim so, buddy. Sorry.

You are either a woman in denial if you don't agree, or very young.

A woman will not fix your self-esteem, and as soon as you have one around your arm it won't be validation enough. Being able to spend a rainy day cuddling on the couch with someone you actually love is 11/10 though, I'll give ya that.

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last gf found my futa :(

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To my knowledge, no. I wouldn't be surprised if she did though. It was a very toxic relationship and I didn't realize it until one day I woke up and felt tired of everything. I don't have the mentality or patience to playing these bullshit games with anyone. I guess I just never found the one worth it. It's honestly whatever to me now. I just feel like I want to devote all my time and energy for me and me only. I'll give a little bit of my time for the girls I fuck here and there, but I ain't wifing any of them.

No matter how often you have sex, you will feel that depression tugging you down, and most importantly, they all cheat, every friend i've had, whether they were guys with girlfriends, or just girls, they have always cheated on their boyfriends. I've had so many girls want to cheat on their boyfriends with me, it made me depressed, literally, it made me want to be single after i realized that girls aren't loyal

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I'm 5'5 and indian. I will always remain a virgin

Since I'm I've been taking hrt 2 years now I wouldn't call it a peener. Not even a weewee. I think it's just foreskin

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MGToW while I clean my room, renew my King, Warrior, Magician, and Lover energy, and stable the Black Goat of the Shadowlands.
Hoping to break the Oepidus Complex my mother has me bound up in. She molested me years ago and then reinforces it with toxic caregiving.

Rip in peace

The last time I had one, my wife almost divorced me.

Dubs checked.
Also?
Read the Enneagram, and King, Warrior, Magician, Lover.
You can get unfat
You can get your life back
You can unfuck yourself

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The wife wouldn't approve

Come on guy, I rip ya one and that's all you come back with? Damn, maybe I hit a nerve? All is well. Happy new year, b/ro.

It is most likely not a good idea.
Women have become toxic.
Get a sex doll and live as a humble hermit