REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IN 2020

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IN 2020

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what if i like being single?

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oh yes pls user

toast

will she include the broken nose?

this better work

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bread

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i'm ready

Thank you!

prove it faggot

let's go, baby!

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you shouldnt have replied. your life is on the road to ruin now

thenks

A wife and a girlfriend again? Im down!

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desperate enough. please gods

Thx budy

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New year, same goal: kill myself

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But i'm married

I don’t want one. Any girl who would date me is crazy or dumb, and probably annoying too. And even if I did want that, my crippling doubts would surely drive us apart

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ok

You better be for reals this time.

...

Genuinely this. I went on a bunch of dates last year and I thought less of every girl that I tricked into liking me

Sure I'll roll.

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It's not a "roll." It's a guarantee.

I dare you, faggot.

Aye

please

Don't make me cry user, I can't take this kind of positivity.

If you lied ill hunt u down

Please let it be the girl I love

Won't fuckin' happen, still rolling

JOIN OR YOUR MOTHER DIES

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My wife's not gonna like it but ok

The fuck that I replied to this makes me want to hang myself

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I'm lonely as shit so why not

Lul ok

Okay seems fair

nuhuh

yes pls

What if I don't? Are you gonna be my girlfriend then, OP?

Better save up to buy some lingerie, faggot. I like red.

do you believe in magic

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i'll try my best.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shut the fuck up I doesn't get funnier the more you post the exact same line I hope your wife gets raped by a nigger and is forced to raise a nigger baby

please

Oh good. Just don't tell my wife

What a funny funny joke.

Here's hoping the wife will be cool with it.

Why not

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Why do I feel obliged to reply to this

What the fuck is wrong with her knee

My girlfriend made this and I broke up with her
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If that is your gf she is ugly as fuck

i better

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Some kind of genie.

Thanks for the gf

i hope ):

here's hoping

fuck fuck fuck fuck pls god fuck fuck fuck god damn it wtf it isnt working im not getting fucked yet shit god fuck fuck fuck ok lemme think fuck fuck fuck if this doesnt fucking work ill kill myself and u will not fucking care 1 bit

If only

God I wish

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yeah right

i better

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This better be true, user.

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Worth a shot I guess

bruh!

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I don't really care, I will receive my powers next year.

Ok

whats the worst that can happen

I'm already married, does my wife count?

Please

Please help user, I'm so lonely. :)

Kek

Big titty goth gf

only if i quads widepeeposad

i want to play heXen

.

Let us pray brothers

Jesus Christ. I see why you don't have a gf

Chubby asian please.

that would be cool

same goal as last year

Hopefully.

Also checkem

ye

Lets make it happen

Here's hoping

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:)

fuck the 10s

Ok

Doubtful

Im on the phone to a girl I like right now.

wish me luck, bros.

pls

peepee