>US SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY SMACKS HEAD ON NUMBER 10 DOOR
express.co.uk
>3 KILLED IN SUSPECTED MURDER SUICIDE
rt.com
>MAY WOULD USE NUCLEAR DETERRENT
youtube.com
>MAY'S CABINET
bbc.co.uk
>DAVIS: NEW EU MIGRANTS MAY NOT HAVE RIGHT TO STAY
bbc.co.uk
>UK LINES UP 10 FTA'S
express.co.uk
>2ND SCOT REF. RULED OUT
telegraph.co.uk
>MAY PURGES THE CAMERONITES
bbc.co.uk
>STEVEN WOOLFE RUNS
breitbart.com
>NO 2ND EU REF/GENERAL ELECTION
independent.co.uk
>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW
youtube.com
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Marion
>tfw anglo bro's send us aid during this difficult time
>Go to sleep last night
>Can't because of heat
>All of a sudden hear buzzing in my room
>I keep my windows and door closed all day to avoid insects
>I have a major bee and wasp phobia from when I was young
>Get the light on
>Can't identify it
>Get the fly spray and can't find it
>Eventually find it and it's on its back, flailing around
>Spray
>Smash it with a bottle
>Can't find the corpse anywhere
>Spray all over to be sure
>Wake up today
>Look up online
>It's either a wasp that's not native to the UK
>Or a hornet not native to the UK
FUCK OFF HEAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who /depression/ here?
Why are you starting Britpol, Philidelphia?
First post shit post
>france
Can't fucking take it any more lads, time for a cold shower.
The labour party is doomed to split right?
reeeee i wanted to be first
BRITAIN FOR BRITISH WASPS
REEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THE HEAT
NO SLEEP AT ALL
FUCKING ROMANAISN PISSING AROUND AT 4AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>25c
>trying to sleep for my night job
send help
Me, im so fucking unmotivated man
Look into my eyes
VOTE LABOUR
So we can continue talking about the heat and politics
>30c
>Dying, but at least it will cool down over the next few days
>"Nah, it's here to stay and it's going to get hotter :)"
Fuck this lads
DEPORT HORNETS WHEN
Nah lad. I'm in work but feeling happy.
Step it up senpai
I was, start socialising slowly user
MOUNTBATTEN
yes lad. I know i need therapy because SSRIs do nothing but level me out at nothing
but I dont want to do therapy because i'm an autist
Sad!
LADS, IT IS 33 DEGREES WHERE I AM
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
You're all a bunch of poofters
OH GREAT HOT WEATHER SO EVERYONE CAN SEE MY THINNING HAIR
Of course.
>she will never sit on your face
>he’s got a plan to deal with all the problems that Britain is facing, although it’s somewhat unconventional
>‘Personally, I’d invade France’, he said. ‘I’d be very Henry VIII, I’d be Edward III about it.’
Sound like a plan, boys?
This heat makes me want to kill immigrants
Just seen a lad drop his trousers and pants to the floor while at a urinal
Can anyone explain this behaviour?
Part of me thinks so but part of me thinks they will somehow fudge their way out of it.
The real CAOSH will start when/if deselections come
feels good man
32 degrees is not a joke here lad
people are literally dying in waves from the summercaust
>Can anyone explain this behaviour?
Autism.
Inbred degeneracy.
>>MAY WOULD USE NUCLEAR DETERRENT
>"Would you use the nukes"
>"Yep."
Yup Chukka and the Blairites will be the next ruling party
this is exactly the sort of casual racism that has been legitimised by #Brexit
Normal behaviour in London, usually followed by a close hug with a Muslim.
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come here please drongo and help us
Probably. No idea because I avoid everything and everyone I can.
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Fuck off Paki. Quit stealing our jobs
As long as she doesn't censor muh internets I'm beginning to like May, she seems to actually have a spine.
I would definitely top myself if that happened
Wasn't there a plot to stage a coup in the 70's to replace Wilson with him as a military governor?
This is the one that started it all, right?
>ID: Guv
obvious londoner in disguise
I can't believe all this frog nonsense started with this.
>ywn bury you face into those pits
>Went to bed at 8
>woke up now
The perfect remedy, sleep when it's cool.
>works aircon is shit and work in 20c+ anyway
Terrible flashbacks of working in a bakery over summer with shit aircon
Lads, I put up a bug net on my window and these tiny flying shit still get in at night, what else can I do?
shes the only reason i work out and pump iron desu
Classic bit of OG pepe
>Great Uncle died
>Haven't seen him in over a decade
>Know nothing about him
>Expected to go to the funeral
>During this heatwave
Shut your window
NUKE THE FUCKING SUN.
I CANT TAKE LADS
Maybe you could just kill yourself. That way you won't have to worry about the bugs
put one on your door
>ywn lay your hands on that rack
THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT HOTTER
feels good to not be a sadfag
NICOLA STURGEON LEAKED PUSSY NUDES
GET THEM BEFORE THEY'RE DELETED
cum on a bird in your back garden
My dick.
sounds like another happening in france, lads
Genesis.
Fucking haggis, m8
Anyone in the /northwest/ ready for the storm?
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>(@)@)*****(@)(@)**(@)
Why are leave voters so stupid bros?
It's called being a manchild
BAN ASSAULT HEAT NOW!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
kek, BASED NEIL.
Buy a Venus fly trap. Those plants are the best at dealing with bugs. Unless you want to set a bunch of spiders loose in your house.
He hasn't even killed anyone yet?
What a fucking amateur
If you're hot just make yourself a 99 lads
Help me.
Ban assault trucks
Legalize gay marijuana
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yes please
Its gonna be a big'un
don't you have like air con or some shit? like, buy a fan nigga.
or just go places that do have air-con, like the movies or shopping centre.
and get a spray bottle like hairdressers have. spritz it in front of a fan. too easy mate
I can't handle all this peace!
>John Kerry smacks his head
Good, now get him to do it over and over again.
>he doesn't have a spiderbro in the corner of his room
Think I'll buy a tank so I can take him with me to my next flat.
I have no ice cream.
I'm also running out of Fabs.
Send help.
Most of those things definitely are a force for ill.
Air con in the UK? Nigga you crazy
1st for Keeley
Has anyone actually died today from it?
>20c
>25c
You cunts are lucky, it's 27c in my room and 33c outside, it made it to 30c in my room last night.
H I G H
C A P A C I T Y
A S S A U L T
L O R R I E S
Hot dog with butter?
i couldn't sleep so i just had enough whisky to help.
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Sent. ;)