THE MAYAN CALENDAR WAS MISTRANSLATED

THE MAYAN CALENDAR WAS MISTRANSLATED


THE MAYANS WEREN'T TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT 2012!

IT WAS 2021

2020 IS THE FINAL YEAR

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Stfu faggot

Shut up midget dick

Ok Sup Forumstard

Kys

I see you are in denial upon learning this earth shattering truth

I'm sorry to have to be the one to bring you this sorrowful news friend

may your final year be one filled with the simple joys of life

You're mistaken. The calendar is astronomical. The new Mayan "tun" began the very same time as we entered the Age of Aquarius.
The Mayan calendar is cyclical, after all, so there is never an end. There is only a new beginning.
Of course, this does mean the age of mankind has come full circle. Some other creation will control the new "tun".

>Rants about Mayan calendar
>Posts Aztec calendar
Good job

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The "Mayan" kingdom once belonged to guess who in the bible?
Tell the dog to STFU

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finally

God, I fucking hope so. One more year and I get to meet my maker.

Im filing a fucking complaint.

but our calculations based on modern day astronomical movements were off

we did conceive that the mayans may have been looking at a very different sky from the one we see today

>Posts Aztec calendar
Not true. The Nahua (you call them Aztecs erroneously) and the Mayans shared a lot of knowledge. Both used a twenty-day month, which is illustrated in OP's post. OP's version is clearly Mayan, however.

love your loved ones
pet your pets
raise your children with tears in your eyes for you know they will never get to enjoy the full life of those who came before

THE FINAL YEAR IS UPON US

In point of fact, the Mayan year ends on the winter solstice regardless of whatever inaccuracies you might be thinking of. The Age of Aquarius also began with that winter solstice.
Solstices being what they are and all.
Fun fact: The two greatest experts on Mayan cultures in our time died within a week of each other this year.
Miguel León-Portilla on 1 October
Michael Coe on 25 September
QEPD

live life like it's your last

because it is

more proof that the final year is upon us!

Mexican here

our ancestors were stupid
long live the white race

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2020 will be the year of the extraterrestrials

Ya vete puto pocho.

mexicans are the half breed children of spaniards who laid with central and southern americans. You know nothing of their secrets

The lizard people.

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I was hoping Ashtar.

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>creation
a.i.

If you haven't made sure you've begun with being smart when ridiculing, you're just an ass.

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P.S. OP is still a faggot.

Vete a la mierda

the first is true but i know some secrets and the history of my ancestors from long long ago

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FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR!
FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR!
FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR! FINAL YEAR!

ok, cool

How is a translation error supposed to mean the Mayans have the world end some time between 13.0.7.2.7-13.0.8.2.13 rather than on 13.0.0.0.0?

it's a translation error in math

Please stop. It's just embarrassing at this point.

Mayans weren't warning about shit, white boii
Go back to your faggy nostradamus bullshit

yo final year is gonna be lit

That theory is not too far-fetched. Consider:
The Mayan tun ("long count") is some many thousands of years long and based on the movements of celestial bodies.
According to Mayan cosmogony, the long count has completed its cycle at least six times already.
The long count that completed in 2012 was the era of mankind. Mankind was made by the gods from corn (maize).
The long count before ours was the era of monkeys. The gods made those creatures out of wood. They "spoke words, but without meaning" (according to the Popul Vuh), which annoyed the gods. And that's supposed to be why the gods turned these creatures into monkeys at the end of their long count.
But now we crossed our threshold in 2012. OP is full of trump if he thinks it's still about to happen. The thing is that change doesn't happen with the clang of a steel door closing. In the New World, change has always been very gradual. Inexorable but gradual.
So, yeah, maybe the next long count will belong to Artificial Intelligence. Made from silicon, not corn. More pleasing to the gods.

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Trump knew this and has already started the process of making sure it doesn't happen. 4d chess nigger faggot nigger faggot XD XD !!!!!!! #wwg1wga #awakening #qarmy

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kek

terrence mckenna was dyslexic!
it was 2021 all along!

A fellow user gave that to us yesterday.

I'm ready to get raptured so hard

I'm so hard

>dyslexic
dyslectic

Mankind is doomed.

I'm gonna cherish it now user,
thank you for le kek

chanting intensifies
FI NAL YEAR FI NAL YEAR FI NAL YEAR

kind man do me?

we don't use "dyslectic" in the US. they're synonyms and in all our culture and social custom, it's "dyslexic".

it's definitely dyslexic
are you trolling?

lul

the end of a cycle, it was never considered the end of the world, it was just the end of a calendrical period.

I actually used to follow the mayan calendar for a while, pre and post 2012. Lost the habit.

eurofags gtfo you aren't getting jesus beamed to heaven when the world ends in 2021
only true american christians

Holy shit this actually makes the calendar make so much more sense!

tfw only central americans gonna be saved.

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were the mayans just sweaty jungle witches?

if jesus was brown then I don't wanna be saved

>age of aquarius
the world is going fascist and orwellian.
doesn't compute.

It's ok, white people have no souls so they cant be saved

you know what? I believe it

wow this was actually a good thread
nice shitpost OP

OP might be right. I just checked my own calendar and it barely goes into 2020.

russia has hypersonic nukes and trump wants to start a war so world ending in 2021 is the most believable theory I've heard so far

>trump wants to start a war
Oh shit. I thought the calendar apocalypse prediction was insane. This nigger actually believes the shit they air on CNN.

I'm confused. Does Trump want to start a war with Russia? What happened to everyone and their mother claiming Trump has ties into Russia and Putin?