Is this the future of marriage?

Is this the future of marriage?

Is he high test?

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jul/19/portland-polyamorous-relationships-consensual-non-monogamy

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2/10 x 2 = 4/10
he's right, you know

They probably spit roast him with strapons.

>Wanting double the drama
Good luck with that.

Oh god imagine what's going to happen when they divorce him

This. I couldn't deal with 2 attractive women let alone two barely fuckable whales

Having to fuck 2 fuglies =/= twice the fun.

They're fucking rank seriously.

theonion.com/article/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couples-open-relations-36178

Quality over quantity. I wouldn't even trade one decently looking woman for 100 hambeasts.

Nope he's a pussy cuck, who pays bills and cuddles and talks and gets to watch the land whales finger each others butts.

They probably hate his dick.

Those three women are the ugliest bitches I've ever seen. If that's free love then I'll keep paying.

I'm sure they peg him or crush his nuts. This nigga is not high test.

Literally left with nothing

this level of vugarity made me laugh

also for you to casually imagine this tells me how much pron/sjws distorted your mind

Don't fall for the polyamory trap. This will be your life. Stay away.
youtube.com/watch?v=4ZlqzJ9mY3U

No he's low self esteem.
The women are high test.

Literally what is the point of being polyamorous if one partner is in your league (red haired one), and the other is a hideous land whale (purple hair)?! Just get rid of the fatty, focus on the partner that's actually attractive, and you won't have to deal with societal scorn.

>“Portland is an amazing place if you’re poly, oh my god,” laughed Franklin, who is rarely seen without his bunny ears. (Given to him by a lover, he refers to the ears as “sexually transmitted”, meaning his other girlfriends now wear them too.)

but then he'd just be a dude with a fat wife instead of a special snowflake

>Is this the future of marriage?
yes. because there is an obesity epidemic

Unless he is impregnating both of them, he is not high test

/thread

>Is fat
>Wears problem glasses
>Has an unnaturally colored hair
Every single time.
It's like clockwork.

at least lurk before you post
christ

>how much pron/sjws distorted your mind
The world doesn't revolve around SJW ridiculousness. I have my own reasons for thinking the way I do.

The hilarious thing is, if they described themselves as polygamist SJWs would attack them for supporting the patriarchy. But because they're "polyamorous" SJWs praise them for fighting patriarchal norms.

>going even close to those whales
>high test
pick one

Kek fucking kek

I live in Portland and was in a poly relationship for a few months, can confirm

No.

No.

Sage.

here is your well deserved (you)

In seattle? Its 3 dudes and a fat chick

Both those chicks are really nasty.

If a guy needs to regularly fuck two 2s in order to feel good about himself, let him.

they are so ugly and ought to be sterilized.

that is extremely tame for Sup Forums standards

It literally says Portland in the title

Yes
>beta providers don't fall for marriage meme anymore
>rise of fags
>niggers and other subtrash don't care
It's only a matter of time now.

i have a friend here around boston who is in a "polyamorous relationship".

as a guy who is engaged to be married and could never do something like that, i'll admit i am skeptical but honestly he seems perfectly happy, which is something you cant say for the insecure, underage faggots on this board.

ironically he seems to share Sup Forums's common thread that having kids is unnecessary.

>two lardbarges

>high test

...

It is probably true though
> 2 fat women with colored hair who look like they are into feminism and social justice
> guy looks like a faggot
The man in the relationship is clearly the landwhale with purple hair

These are 3 seriously ugly women!

Is this isolated incident le future? Is le high test xD

Fuck off retard.

>Sup Forums's common thread that having kids is unnecessary
Nigga what? Are you confusing us with /r9k/?
Sup Forums is all about finding a traditional white wife and having lots of babies. Not that you couldn't also do that with multiple wives, but still.

I hate living near this fucking city
That fucking photoshoot of the woman posing with naked with a horses heart and inside its corpse was not far from where I live

what?

they said miscegenation would just be isolated incidents when they legalized it

retard

Gonna need some sauce.