Did anyone else ever try to fuck these?

Did anyone else ever try to fuck these?

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Try?

Yeah...had one when I was 7 but didn't try to fuck it.... hit puberty and tried to find it to fuck it but it was lost and couldn't find them in the stores anymore... eventually bought a fleshlight

Yes, it doesn't quite work. It's hard to explain but you need to use lube to get it in then when you do it just rolls around.

Here's a link if you want to try it yourself.
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That, and the casing is flexible but not stretchy, i.e., you have to be a pencil-dick to get it in there.

^ the proud owner of 7. "One for everyday of the week" - user

I think I've seen these things before. Are they

I remember fingering it, but it never occurred to me to put my dick in it, maybe cuz even back then i knew my dick was too big for it.
7inch gang gang

tried
my dick is too thick, it broke and spilled water everywhere.
not worth it

Lmao look at these losers lying on an anonymous cum fetish forum.

Yeah, but it kept slipping out of my ass.

I managed to get my arm in one as a child and I imagine that's thicker than most dicks

More like popped it with your needle dick.~

There's no point in fucking it. Even when you slide your dick in there's no texture or anything. Just smooth plastic. Either buy a fleshlight or just fuck a watermelon.

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Not your little baby arms

Haha not lying, sounds like you just want us to post proof so u can look at some dicks.

I tried once and I remember it gave my dick that weirdly strong, awful, rubbery smell. I kept showering but I could smell it on my dick for days.

Billy, Tommy, Pee Wee and I bought a pack of four to try out, back in the day.
Pee Wee managed to use his a few times, but Billy & Tommy couldn't get their's to fit any way they tried.
I used mine for "sounding" once, but I blew it to pieces when I ejaculated and propelled it the length of the football pitch at Mach 2 and burst it against the bleachers.

HTH

--
Meat

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yep. My bro and sis are a lot younger and they got them as bath toys... well, my eyes lit up when they got them. I usually showered. Bathed that night.
You might as well put a size-too-small-condom on and stare at it. Practically no stimulation benefits at all.
>letdown.bmp

Underrated

Not tried that, but i imagine its like trying to put ur dick in a toilet paper roll. Seems like if it’d fit, it’d end up being way to rough and not nearly as pleasurable as u’d expect.

if you're that desperate enough to try that you can find onaholes like this one for around the same price on amazon.

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What are those even supposed to be?

......do you even realize when he's holding? have you ever had one? what the fuck are you saying?

>ever slept on flannel sheets?
>no but i bet it's like sandpaper

he's probably just assuming you're one of those people that measures from half way down your ballsack like the rest of us are assuming

Why it got fuckin teeth

Its a toy basically. A long donut shaped rubber tube filled with water. You squeeze it and it sort of escapes from your hand. Bought one at a beach gift shop when I was 10, definitely put my wiener in it.

>i like fucking old ladies

is how that reads

>gang gang
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You can get used Fleshlights for the same price or cheaper. The toy is just going to break anyway.

U want proof? Fine.

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tits and timestamp or gtfo

It's going to break. You can get a used Fleshlight for about the same price. Just buy that instead.

For a bit of realism. They're not intrusive and it feels fucking great.

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Nice...

Well first off, no one asked for proof or even what your dick size was, so what you're doing is mentioning it on purpose and then finding an opportunity to post a pic of your junk that no one asked for.

Second, I can't help but notice there's no tape measure or ruler or even anything with a standard size for reference, and you're using a myspace angle for your dick selfie, so there's no way to tell how big it is anyway.

Third, that circumcision scar is fucking horrific.

u into girls with no teeth or something

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Worst circumcision ever

Yeah cuz y’all niggas werent pressing X to doubt.

Its an old pic, i aint breaking out the tape measure and taking a new pic for y’all and angles matter, unless ur a lazy coomer who takes dick pics laying down in bed.

As for the scar, i blame the jews.

Blame the jews

>dark spots on skin and chafed dick head from chronic masturbation
I believe it

Dark spots? U mean moles? i aint such a coomer that id take a pic with a linty dick.
Also it wouldnt be chaffed if the jews didnt steal my foreskin.

We were doubting because you mentioned your dick size to begin with. Doubting someone's claim about their dick size isn't the same thing as "Please send me a picture of your penis" it's possible to think you're a liar and not be a fag at the same time. I really hope you don't do this to girls you meet.

Also if you're posting a pic as proof and not including a reference for size, then all your doing is showing people your dick for fun and not proving anything. Which is just more evidence that you brought up your dick size so that you could eventually post a pic of it for fun.

As far as angles go, the whole myspace angle reference means you're taking it an an angle that makes it harder to tell how big it is, like fat girls did on myspace.

what the fuck does coomer even mean? can you stop sounding retarded for one post at least?

Dont call someone a liar if u dont want to be proven wrong.

I took that for a chick cuz she said she wanted to see it, if she could tell its at least above average, y’all niggas with dicks should be able to eyeball it without be breaking out the ruler.

But if fat chicks used that angle to look smaller, wouldnt that suggest im using that angle to look smaller?

You should stop doubting or i’ll send more.

Ur using Sup Forums and u dont know what a coomer is? Im confused

Coomer is a forced meme from the last couple months describing any male with a sex drive lol

*overactive sex drive.
No one’s gonna call u a coomer for going out and fucking a bitch, but if spend ur christmas/new years alone, cooming, u might be a coomer.

Nah I've heard it used repeatedly for anyone with a higher sex drive than them.

you mean someone with a porn addiction

Yup, public’s got stuck in it and ripped out :(

>proven wrong.
you didn't prove anything. in fact the post you are replying to goes into detail about why. seriously. retarded?

>if she could tell its at least above average
oh man you actually do this to girls you talks to. gg. also girls lie and call dicks big all the time. are you new to this?

>You should stop doubting or i’ll send more.

at this point i don't even believe that's your dick, so go ahead and post more fag porn, that's why you came here in the first place... "what you don't believe I have a big cock? wanna see?" "no" "HERE YOU GO LOOK" "no one cares" "WANT ME TO POST MORE?" jesus fucking christ dude

>Ur using Sup Forums and u dont know what a coomer is? Im confused

dude not everyone spends their time here in dick rate threads, that may be where the confusion is stemming from

Seems to be anyone who watches porn ever.

Thats cuz thats coming from the fucking no fappers. One dude literally went 45 days calling people coomers cuz they couldnt last that long.
What young man could go that long without cumming? Granted i can hardly go a week, so maybe i am a coomer.

It's like vegans calling anyone who eats meat whatever vegans call people who eat meat

U mean the detail of the myspace angle that i refuted? Or the measuring tape bit?
I dont care enough to get hard and measure it for a pic, just enough to post my dick, barely have enough to interest to keep track of this thread.

Coomer has been thrown around Sup Forums and /fit/ all the time and on my streams, but whatever, sure.

Magula titums game 92:93 93:94

Murderers?

Probably lol. Honestly don't mean to rag on vegans, only internet vegans, since the ones I know irl are chill.

>i don't want to prove my dick size, i just want people to compliment my dick, so I'm going to make up a bunch of excuses for not proving anything and then pretend not to care

ok

and you didn't refute anything about the myspace angle, you are trying to obfuscate the size of your dick by using an angle, how hard is this concept to understand? again. I'm 100% sure I'm arguing with a retarded person now.

>/fit/
>streams

Can't take you seriously anymore dude. You win, enjoy your 7 inch dick lol

I had one of those but it popped when I tried to get my arm in it

reminds me of my poor stretch armstrong toy

>stretch armstrong
story?

Excuses? Im not in the mood to get hard and measure it on camera for you. You literally said you dont even want to see the proof anyways.

Me thinks the faggo doth protest too much

i just accidentally a stretch armstrong toy and it popped open and went everywhere

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I did the same. Was a sad day.
Thought the story was gonna be lewd.

This guy did.

When I was younger I fucked a watermelon my mom bought at a grocery store. After I came inside it I had to throw it out to make sure nobody ate it. When she asked where the fuck it went I lied and said I found mold on it.

No i agree, you have a 7 inch penis even though nobody asked and you never proved it and no one wanted you to anyway, and you don't seem to get it. Congratulations. The ladies must love you.

tried, but couldn't fit no matter how hard i tried. tried to use lube, made a goddamn mess, threw it out

Or girls that don't have teeth yet..?