Femanons

Femanons.

I’m sure I’ll just receive responses from larpers but question: would you think it weird for a dude you hook up with to own a hitachi?

I’m thinking of buying one to have whenever a new hookup comes over don’t want kill the vibe

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>guy invites you back to his place
>things are getting hot and heavy
>he pulls out a hitachi wand
I'd fucking bust my guts laughing

God forbid a guy tries to give a legit orgasm. Sheesh

>user manages to successfully barter with a lady of the night
>tries to get her to use a vibrator that smells of cheetos, mountain dew, and feces
Seems like a good idea

Oh boy, bet they can’t wait to have this thing that’s been used before and may not have been cleaned rubbed all over their clunge

Using toys only works on women that are comfortable in bed with you. A new hookup isn't going to be ready for that shit just stick to eating them out.

A woman isn't going to want to use YOUR sex toys. She doesn't know who elsehas used it, if it has been sterilized, etc. If you are in a committed relationship with someone and you buy toys as a couple then it's fine...but for random hook ups it will fail 100% of the time. Just imagine if the roles were reversed. Would you want to go to some girls house and use the "community fleshlight" that she offers to all of her guests?

>A new hookup
>stick to eating them out.
Ugh dude, you’re literally asking for crabs
Never eat a chick unless you know and are comfortable with who she is and how she takes care of her own hygiene

>tfw found one in my mom's closet once when i was a clueless kid
>she said she got it from her mom to help with tense shoulders
>play around it with a bit
>mom is uncomfortable, but i'm a dumb kid so i don't have a clue
>she quickly packs it up again and puts it away
>later find it and play around with it once more when alone
>experiement a bit
>press it against crotch
>feels like heaven
>hide it in my room, because i'm a stupid as fuck kid
>next day it's gone
>it never appeared again, ever
Long story short, those fuckers feel amazing even for men.

Yea I don’t put my mouth on strange pussy. I need to see blood work to even go raw

Is put a rubber on it and clean after each use

Wierd as fuck bud. That's just going to raise a bunch of questions.
>who used this before me?
>how tiny is his dick?
>Is this sanitary?
>does he got the aids?

I mean fuck user. Learn how to use when you have been given instead of resorting to some degen hardware.

ur a fucking faggot

I think everybody has had thoughts of a community Fleshlight even though that would be super nasty.

get the fuck away

My ex had one, it gave her some pretty intense orgasms when we used to video chat while I was out of town.

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this thread is fucking comedy gold

Based femanon spoonfeeding literal retards

In case you havent figured it out from the other responses, you are gonna look like a serial killer

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Still. I don't think women would enjoy sloppy seconds from a guy's sex toy. Either she thinks you have it for the zillion women you bang, you have it because you can't get any woman to orgasm otherwise, or that you use it on yourself. All of those tend to be turn-offs.

I'm a dude, own a lot of toys and other bedroom bits, they are underrated, I've got a wand and everyone I've used it on has been happy, but it's not something to whip out on the first date, same with any toys/kinks, any of that needs to be eased into, side note with any toys/bondage gear don't buy cheap, quality falls off quickly

another side note, CLEAN EVERYTHING, EVERYTIME

if a girl is retarded enough to sleep with me, then SHE is the community fleshlight

Thanks for the genuine insight. To reiterate wouldn’t be a first time thing would slowly introduce it.

Then again could always just play out like this

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