How do I act like a person?

How do I act like a person?

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I'm still trying to figure this one out for myself too, user.

download the Emotions 2.0 patch.
They'll know immediately if you aren't running it.

Stop acting

Eat random men's dicks.

Bootlegged my own system together. Works pretty good, aside from the bouts of agonising pain.
Tried that, ended how you’d expect.

Stop acting and apply very basic social skills. People do not get how insecure other people are. People don't give a fuck about you because they're just being insecure about themselves. So if you behave like a normal person a little bit, they probably won't even notice you because they're too busy being insecure about themselves.

You'll have to give up your pasttime of being an edgelord.

Get a job as a bartender or waiter or some shit. It's fucking easy and It'll force you to learn basic social skills. Proceed to fuck bitches.

I try behaving like a normal person, I try doing all the niceties and manners and everything I’ve ever been told how to do, and I still give people the chills. Scared off some jehovah’s witnesses just by talking to them, once.

I don’t have any past-times. I sit at home and watch TV with my dogs.

>Jehova's witnesses
Those aren't real people, user.
Seriously, when I found this out it was amazing. If you act like 40% normal, people will accept you. Literally everyone is insecure, so if you act normal people won't notice you.

Fucking is a no-go, but I’ll give the bartender thing a try.

I know, but watching the guy freak out as he gave me the paper was kind of hilarious.

You'll be surprised how well you'll mingle with your peers once you start bartending. Alcohol makes everything easier too.

Yeah, my blank, dead-eyed stare kind of kills the mood. Talking with the drunk sounds a hell of a lot easier than talking with the lucid.

No dude you don't get it. After a few months that dead-eye autism shit goes away a little bit. At first you'll feel like you're acting because the job forces you to smile at customers. But after it will come natural. I shit you not, it's some build in defense system from our ancestors or some shit.

Ye now sometimes you cant
And thats life
Just gotta trucker through it
And it will always be that way and you will never change and thats all its gonna be
But maybe you could get a hooker and get a nice handjob

find the accepted social rules and follow them

Item 2, sex does completely nothing for me. At all.

Are you one of those dick people
I meet them everyday
I think its a disability

LOGGRF

your mom misses u. call her long distance

id guess that you should surround yourself with plenty of people and adapt to them. im lazy with this too but my priorities are different.

Have you ever talked to someone professionally? There's a bunch of mental disorders that make you feel like this.

I saw her over the holidays. She’s still a bitch.

No, but no medical journal, study, diagnosis or symptom matches my current situation. I have ‘Sperg, that’s it.

Allright, if you know it all, why seek advise? Sounds like you just want to wallow in your sorrow instead of taking in actual advice or any feedback.

> how do I act like a person?
> lol just act normal faggot

>I have 'Sperg
>I blame everyting on this
>I am the victim
>Feel sorry for me
Holy shit just end it

No. Just no.

yeah just yeah, you can't take any criticism. I doubt you're autistic, I think you're just narcissistic and immature

I...what.
I got clinically diagnosed with it.
I take criticism fine, your post was just a leap- no, in fact, fuck you.

understanding social cues is very important, if you find that people avoid having interaction with you it is either because you are being too loud, too obnoxious, overshare emotions or are simply too shy and quiet to initiate conversation

remember that you're the one looking to speak with people, not the other way around, once you throw yourself out there without being cringey about it you'll start noticing people seeking out your company

hygiene is also very important. also take care of your physical appearance. cut your hair into the shape of a normal haircut, shave or organize your facial hair, clip your fingernails, brush your teeth, take care of your skin, work out if you're obese, use deodorant and wear clean clothes every day, shower regularly so you don't look greasy

knowing this shit helped me, not sure if you're trolling or not but this is genuine help. good luck user

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Not true. 99 percent of people aren’t insecure.

more about social cues: greet people properly, whether it is a handshake or a hug. always say hello, make eye contact, make a comment about the current situation you found the person in or compliment them. know when to butt into conversations and when to stay silent. don't so loud that people stop talking as soon as you say something, don't so quiet people go "what?" every time you say something. know when or when not to make eye contact. don't stare people down, don't look at their privates. posture is also important, face people when you talk to them but don't slouch or stand too upright like a robot. don't stand too close or too far, respect personal space.

sorry for the messy post, i could elaborate or give more advice if needed

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See, there’s the problem. People always find something “wrong” with how I act. Someone described it to me as “a mannequin with a human face stapled to it”

lmao this thread

Right?

Who called you that? What's the context?

Let me rate your dick to begin with

>boo hoo
>poor me
>why does nobody like me
GEE, I WONDER WHY

Reminds me of a certain person who hates God for putting him on probation for being a certain skin color. Hmmmm

>How do I act like a person?
you don't, you are a person
if you try to "act" like your failed idea of what a "person" is, you become the incompetent actor of a role that spectators and you don't understand, and then you become a freak

stop acting, you dolt

Don't bother. Read the thread. He doesn't want advice. He wants pity.

What I want, fucko, is some advice that actually helps me instead of
> just be normal faggot
That is what I am looking for. So far, one guy has actually delivered on it, great, that’s one problem, onto the others. I send my personal gratitude to that one guy, and a barbed wire dildo to the rest of you unhelpful cunts.

I can’t be normal, do you fucking understand that? I literally do not meet the base requirements for a personality.

You'll never make it

ITT
another edgy teenager just watch the Joker

Almost, Tubbytits McGee.
> me
> has no innate grasp of how to act like everyone else
> tries to act like everyone else anyway
> serialkiller.mp4
> posts here
> hope for advice on some social cues or other high-end sperglord shit
> don’t get shit worth fuck except a bunch of anons telling me to stop trying
> and you, a cunt, saying I want fucking pity.
Fuck You.

I wanna see a picture of this autistic school shooter ASAP

we dont care

be honest. its hard, but its the only way to live as a man. if people dislike u, its only natural. u cant satisfy everyone.

>I literally do not meet the base requirements for a personality.
if you have a non-grotesquely frightening physical body, and the ability to speak, you have everything necessary for having a personality
because it's not YOU who has a personality, your personality is what people you interact with guess of your actions, motivations and desires
and they learn what your personality is by interacting with you

when something you see, hear, taste, smell, feel or understand causes you to experience positive emotions, smile
that's all there is to it

people will identify what you like, and react to you according to the supposition that it will be constant, bam! personality

if you try to roleplay some incomprehensible and clueless bad actor improvising a new role every other sentence, you will be incomprehensible for others and they will expect you to morph randomly into a serial killer freak, thus relationships will fail