So whats the next part of his master plan?

so whats the next part of his master plan?

How can one company fuck up and continue fucking up so goddamn badly? Jesus Christ, just apologize and give him some hush money.

SUEING THIS AIRLINES
WITH NO SURVIVORS

DOUBLE DOWN

TRIPLE DOWN

QUADRUPLE DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

crashing their stocks

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>baneposting still relevant after 5 years

this can't be happening

Not really relevant.

'United breaking the law was part of his plan, therefore United didn't break the law'

>land of the """"""""""free""""""""""""
>get beaten and dragged off a plane you paid cash money dollars to be on

lol

Was getting caught part of your plan?

They didn't break the law, United has a clause that stipulates they can remove any passenger if they choose

>can remove any passenger if they choose

there's limits to that you fucking underage fuck. they can't grab a flamethrower and start burning shooting fireballs at people until they leave

sure they can

Land of the obligatory volunteers actually.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

HE WAS VOLUNTEERED TO LEAVE

okay, what i don't understand is why they beat him and dragged him off the plane and immediately let him back on.

especially since he was bleeding, had his 2 front teeth knocked out, and was clearly concussed.

As edgy as it sounds, there is something hilarious about how a company responds to roughhanding a passender on accidend with assassinating their character, spreading rumors that the doctor exchanged pills for gay sex and possibly ruining his private life in the process instead of just taking the loss and losing a relatively small amount of money.

To prove a point.

People who like wearing costumes like that are bullies.

>literally a few days later, a scorpion fell on and stung a passenger on a united flight

it's like they sold their soul to the devil years ago and now satan is coming to collect

It's the american way.

>file name

I do enjoy that aswell in an edgelord way, sort of like having a cheeky thrill reading about medieval kings comprehensively wrecking peoples shit just because they could.

It's the reputation they are fighting for though. If they can prove that the doc was a scheming little shit (he isn't) then they won't get as bad PR.

If this wasn't filmed I'm %100 sure this would have been settled out of court or the Doc would have been harassed until he killed himself.

honestly it's genius.

if you have a situation like that you'd best take advantage of it. every fucking adult and kid has a cell phone these days and they videotape everything.

dude will settle out of court for high six figures maybe even seven figures and he'll probably get hundreds of thousands of dollars from gofundme or whatever for his legal costs and shit.

wish i was him.

it became apparent how fucked they where and how it was being recorded , so desperation-time damage control mode kicked in

Even if they were in the right, there would be no way to change public opinion. I don't understand why they don't just shut up or at least not quadruple down on the whole issuem

Land of the free

>It's the reputation they are fighting for though. If they can prove that the doc was a scheming little shit (he isn't) then they won't get as bad PR.
It's a losing proposition. They can keep doubling down with the small hope of something actually sticking, but each time they do they look exponentially worse. Severely diminishing returns. There'll be a point where they had proof the guy is a child molester and all they'll accomplish is making both sides look like assholes.

>If this wasn't filmed I'm %100 sure this would have been settled out of court or the Doc would have been harassed until he killed himself.

Of course. Even with film evidence to the contrary there are still people who believe police officers follow procedure and obey the law when on duty.

Authority figures all want it to be illegal for private citizens to film them, and they all want it to be completely legal for them to film private citizens.

Wow...these retards are hilarious.

I hope the rapist chinaman wrecks their shit, they deserved it for being so shit at their jobs and PR.

United Executives: no it can be happening we're in charge here

Perhaps he's wondering why you would drag a man before throwing him out of a plane

>Other three randomly selected people leave the plane and take the money + hotel
>Entitled chink doctor chimps out

Once you start giving people ransom and hush money it never stops.

Checked
also top kek, United is a joke.

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>instead of just taking the loss and losing a relatively small amount of money.

They were too chintzy to offer more than 800 bucks for volunteers to deboard.

>they haven't heard the audio from before he got dragged out of the plane

but he has a small penis and is gay

>it never stops

t. underage faggot

Companies do it all the time. You pay them off and make them sign a legally binding agreement to relinquish and give up any further legal claims. Fucking retard.

So they should keep offering more money until someone volunteers. But capitalists don't think like that, their first thought is 'how can I make the taxpayer pay for this', so they hire people to carry out legal assaults on their behalf instead.

Maybe they shouldn't have assaulted a passenger then.

>Other three randomly selected people are fucking cucks and mind slaves.
>Entitled chink doctor dared to think he was a human bean for once.

>There'll be a point where they had proof the guy is a child molester and all they'll accomplish is making both sides look like assholes.
I already can see the headline:
>After hours of fapping to CP United CEO finds a paedo chink going by the username of DoctorCrashingThisPlaneWithNoSurvivorWang posting on a japanese clone imageboard

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A MALE HOSTESS

is the fire rising?

>dude will settle out of court for high six figures maybe even seven figures
Not a chance in hell. The airline did nothing but enforce its policy.
The peoplewho dragged him off the plane were TSA. How far do you think you're going to get suing the DHS? Seriously.

And no one is going to remember this shit by the time it sees trial.

>Other three randomly selected people realize they're adults and can't have everything their way so they do the sensible thing and take the money
>Entitled chink doctor throws a temper tantrum and gets what he deserves

Bitch should've just got off

Not really. They've got an army of right wing retards and libertarians willing to die on a hill for them and throw money their way. Partially because the guy is Chinese and partially because it's a corporation that did this instead of the "statist".

That was the dinner you insensitive fuck

Once you start letting friends scam their way onto your plane it never stops.

He had surgery the following morning. He would've either missed it or would've been on a red eye flight. What could possibly go wrong when your surgeon is jet lagged? :^)

Of coulshe!

Probably hiring a hitman wearing a united hostess uniform to take the doctor out.

Well you can bet United flight and gate staff now have a new emergency payout mechanism to dip into for post-boarding mixups like this instead of being stuck with their piss poor low overboarding compensation.

I like how after it happened a ton of airlines came out and touted their payout caps and procedures for this situation, more salt in United's wound. Delta just straight up said they'd go up to 10,000 dollars to get people to deboard if that's what it took.

He had to be there the next day to give his boipucci fucking MEDS to have sex with him, why are you so insensitive?

And most of the edgelord NEETs here defend capitalists and authoritarian government bullies with blind admiration...

right winger here. it's entirely because he's chinese.

Are they suggesting that he also made the United crewman he was getting thrown off for get to the flight at the last minute? And that he arranged with all of the other passengers that they not take the offer to give up their seat? And that he arranged that he was the person who got selected to get thrown off? And that when he refused to give up his seat they would call in some thugs? And that he arranged that the thugs they brought on the flight would beat him up and drag him off?

Everytime it's about to die, something like this happens.
At least this time it wasn't an actual tragedy with 100+ deaths but just a fucking chink getting beaten in accord to his own masterplan.

I like it when rightwing conservatives admit their inherent bias toward corporations, authority, and secretly beating off to cuck porn.

they called law enforcement to handle the situation

if anything, sue the cops

why the fuck is this on Sup Forums?

>Implying there aren't other surgeons on call

He chimped out like a bitch

>just call in a surgeon, not the one you've discussed your case with extensively for the past couple months
What could possibly go wrong?

>go to airport
>forced to get body scanned or otherwise patted down and even strip searched
>everything you have gets searched by minimum wage lackeys
>can get booted off a flight you paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for because the airline fucks up
>can be forced to sit on a plane in the heat for hours on end in the event of a delay in take-off
>can get beaten and arrested for terroristic charges if you fail to comply with any rules

Why the fuck do Americans surrender basically all their rights the second they step foot in an airport?

get in on board, I'll call Ethan.

So then fuck FAA regulations, and the potentially thousands of people that would be displaced by the airline not getting three pilots to their planes on time.
Also, you know that you can rescedule surgeries, right? Nigger wasn't hours away from dying. He was just having surgery.
Doctors reschedule that stuff for a lot less.

Thats the complete opposite at what happen you legal newfag. If this case actually makes it to court and the passenger wins then by a legal precedent ANY passenger who is slightly roughed up in the future will also get an almost free win. The legal system is built on using the verdicts of older similar cases.

Thats why companies settle out of court any high profile cases they think they have a chance of losing.

...so is it confirmed that it's NOT the same guy as that whatever drug dealing degenerate homosex doctor that had previously lost his license? some "newspapers" alleged it, then some guy on twitter objected to it.

Using the police to enforce a shitty corporate policy is the biggest outrage here imo

Because the movie is going to be made.

Because the FIRE RISES.

Americans are the worst mindcucks on the planet. They worship their flag and other bullshit like that every day. Brainwashed from day 1.

It's hilarious.

>jet lagged
He wasn't flying across the country dipshit. Its a 3 hour drive away.
Yell at the gate agent until they give you the 800 dollars and get you a limo to drive you to your destination.

>new emergency payout mechanism

No, the law as passed by Congress and enforced by the Department of Transportation is that airlines need to pay you quadruple the face value of your ticket in cash or check if they bump you off the flight. Airlines don't tell you this and try to Jew you with vouchers at a lesser amount. I forgot how much the doc paid for his flight (I think it was $600) but United only offered $800 in vouchers instead of the legal amount and when he legally refused, they sent the TSA thugs to drag him off.

They weren't pilots. They were friends and family of the airline. Also, you didn't need to force a guy off the plane. Offer $2000 (or double in vouchers) and someone would've taken it.

>that warm, fuzzy feel you get when you watch videos of 'free travelers' or whatever getting shut the fuck down by the cops
>seeing waves of screaming rioters and liberals getting properly maced and tazered when they won't move out of the fucking street
>the happyness you feel when you witness fully justified police brutality against assholes who run from police or act like immature dickheads
The older you get, the more satisfying it becomes.

Hey United, remember that crash in 89' that made your stock plummet?
it was all me

hes got the most common name in the vietnamese community. its been confirmed that they got the wrong person.

wasn't TSA, was Chicago Airport PD thugs

When it comes to federal aviation regulations you god damn bet I do.

Fuck that. Seriously companies need to stop giving fuck ups hush money. Its created the horrible litigious society we have.

It's not like United punched him in the face. The police told him to get off the plane. You don't get to negotiate about that in an airport. I feel as much sympathy for him as I do the dinu nuffins who get shot after the police repeatedly tell them to stop.

>he thinks Capitalists are the authoritarians

The memes just write themselves now.

>Why the fuck do Americans surrender basically all their rights the second they step foot in an airport?
because muh 9/11
despite all evidence pointing to the fact it was an inside job, or at the very least they knew about it and let it happen.

>passenger planned to have his ass beaten and thrown off the plane he paid to fly on
>t. the people in charge of making him look bad

gonna have to use some craftier tricks than that, shlomo

yeah I just mean that was United corporate's choice, not the flight staff's, they can only do what the company allows them to, and now in light of their treatment of Dr. Dao, they're probably going to have new options available for their employees to use.

>tfw you've been quoting a movie you've only seen once for 5 years

should i watch it again bros

Passengers must seize the means of transportation.

>being old and pathetic and never challenging the system in any way
>being so hollow inside that you enjoy seeing government suppression of speech and freedom
>actually deriving satisfaction from this

I feel bad for you

I know this feel. The 16 year old me would side with the chink.
The adult me, loves seeing police beat the shit out of people who deserve it.
Not that I'm into the police beating up random people reading on a park bench.

>let airlines force you off the flight you paid for

Let me guess, Sup Forumstard? Corporations go before people right? If they wanted someone to get off the plane, they should've offered more than $800 raising the bounty by the hundreds each time you didn't get an answer. They would've gotten someone off the plane around the $2000 mark I bet.

Just watch the plane scene.

>backwards asian peasant countries liquidating peasants in a rush to modernize against the threat of global powers is somehow the fault of some German pamphlets on collectivism and not because they were backwards asian peasant countries liquidating peasants in a rush to modernize against the threat of global powers

Not exclusive concepts user.

SUING UA
WITH NO SURVIVORS

We live in the cyberpunk era, the police is just a tool for the highest bidder.

>"I love getting ass fucked by companies!"
Why do americlaps love corporate dick so much?

>doc gets all his dirty laundry aired out in public
>chicago pd refuses to identify the cops who beat an old man doctor

I hate this country and how people defend this shit

>Why the fuck do Americans surrender basically all their rights the second they step foot in an airport?
Same reason you do.