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>Adam Sessler

am I the only one who thought he looked goofy?

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Everything about him made me uncomfortable.

Blocks your path.

both of them had shit taste. the reviews were usually entertaining though. i do miss g4 though. there needs to be other network like it.

I remember people telling me this was better than G4's stuff, but I have the sneaking suspicion they were both complete shit

> Adam Sessler went through a midlife crisis and realized he should have stuck in banking/accounting

> Morgan Webb became a gold digger and works maybe 7-14 days a year doing promo events for Blizzard and Bethesda

> Olivia Munn's reaching 40 and still hasn't had her big break

> Kevin Periera hasn't aged a day and is doing the exact same shit he's always been doing

> Layla Kayleigh fell into obscurity and ruined her career by being into /ss/

Adam ur shirt is so ugly my dick fall off and walk out the door

Why is it that these skinny nerds always get into weight lifting or boxing later in life?

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TechTV was awesome! G4 was such shit, but I actually kind of still wish it was around somewhat.

>Olivia Munn's reaching 40 and still hasn't had her big break

there is a god

mid-life crisis

In an episode of Attack of the Show, that beta male host claimed she could benchpress over twice her body weight, or 220

what do you think of this claim?

>Kevin Periera hasn't aged a day and is doing the exact same shit he's always been doing

what's he up to?

>> Layla Kayleigh fell into obscurity and ruined her career by being into /ss/

what's that mean?

Also what happened to Kristen Holt?

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Whew.

HOLY FUCK

that's from one of the fan mail Adam read

wow

blocks your path, lets do this !

>> Layla Kayleigh fell into obscurity and ruined her career by being into /ss/
w-what

there's another one where he looks like he's gonna collapse, he's all red and sweaty

Hmm.

mostly podcasts from what i've seen.

She would be considered fat now.

Because he's drug-addled

Those feet look nice

YEEEAAH!!!!

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I lived for those episodes

>2004
oh no

>yfw you realized Adam and Morgan didnt actually write those reviews and they were just actors reading a script.

My nerd friend wouldn't shut the fuck up about Morgan Webb.

Did they ever fuck?

fuck you OP, I hate these feels

God damn is Kevin Pereira an attractive man.

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Haha! Remember when Seanbaby was on Attack of the Show? I wish those episodes were available. I have some of those episodes taped on VHS with Seanbaby, but I don't know where.

Yeah cause liberals sure loved their 1% before Trump showed up...

They like Clinton and Soros, though.

Hillary is dirt broke though.

Jesus Christ. Shit like this is why I've moved away from nerd culture. They always feel the need to inject their fandom shit into everything.

Well they were always the 1%, just not the ones that earned it. Shit, Trump was with them for years.

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>tfw morgan was literally just an intern and they put her on camera cause she had big tits

Once women got into it (and 99.9% of them are just faking it for likes on social media or for some type of celebrity) I stopped caring.

Shut up Kevin, you can't possibly be as amiable about the end of AotS and G4 in general as you claim. You can't be.

Pretty good podcast though, keep it up.

Her face was god awful but tits are nice.

Hi! I'm user! This is my cock, nice to meet you Morgan!

they knew what they were doing back then

didn't this guy land a gig doing transgender pornography?

Sessler probably played some of the games.

>Once women got into it
Shame they will never get into your cock t-b-h famm.

Yes, whose dick did he suck for his success?

What's wrong with his arms?

Cringe

The fuck do you think?

>best techtv girl coming thru

You idiot, that's Michael Stipe from R.E.M.

Martin Sargent was the coolest guy on TechTV

Anime Unleashed (especially Read or Die (R.O.D.): The TV) was my favorite on the old G4-Tech TV network. I actually watched their showings of Star Trek, as well, before Netflix acquired every series.

His talk show was pretty awesome!
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He's 5'4

all i've ever wanted to do was lick whipped cream off of her legs.

I liked American Ninja Warrior

G4 fucking sucked. Only patricians recognize TechTV was the true electronic kino.

>tfw he stopped doing his infected podcast

I jerked off to morgan webb

I jerked off to her in appearance on Keven Pereira's broken podcast. She was qt as hell in it.

you want a medal or something?

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Kevin made a show on twitch called the attack which is pretty much AOTS, he hosts every once and awhile but leaves it to the new generation.

Most men can't bench 220. I have serious doubts about the ability of a skinny woman to bench so much.

>Gave Metal Gear Solid 3 a 4/5

Get the fuck out of my face

The whole MGS series is a mess tbqh senpai. The sooner you realize this the better.

>tfw she wasted the remaining years of her prime attractiveness being a beard for a closeted gay man

Perhaps as a whole, but MGS3 on it's own is a criterion-tier experience.

*bottoms in tranny porn*

Maybe at the time, but it hasn't aged well. I skipped it when it came out, and tried it a couple years ago. The menus just felt clunky and antiquated.

Hey, I really really like women. Now hurry up and stick that thing in the hole.

Morgan Webb is the hottest autist

>most men can't bench 220

What? Is that true?

Do you seriously think the majority of men can bench 5 lbs less than 2pl8

jej, don't remember him being such an obvious speed freak. or maybe i was watching the talking dead guy.

Literally everyone thought he looked goofy, kid. Go back to youtube where no one cares if you're underage.

Yeah, people were slightly less retarded back then.

god she is hot

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