Pornkino

Xhamster is setting up a Trump porn parody, with 5 possible scenarios. The most popular one decided by a poll will be filmed.

1. The Closer
A summit between Trump and Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto have reached an impasse. President Nieto has refused to pay for it, and that curly bastard Rand Paul is blocking the allocation of funds in Congress. Trump sends in Ivanka in to close the deal.

2. Drain My Swamp
After the failure of the healthcare bill, President Trump looks for an easy victory. KellyAnne Conway thinks she has a solution — and it has at least one major poll rising!

3. First Wives Club
After an old photo of Ivanka Trump at Planned Parenthood surfaces, Trump goes on the hunt for leakers. Finally, only three suspects remain. Trump calls in his wives — Melania, Marla and Ivana — for a final grilling.

4. First Lady of the Night
It’s Melania’s first night in the White House, and she can’t keep calm because the bed isn’t gold enough. She wakes to find her husband in a compromising position — watching a certain pretty lady on MSNBC! What she does next is more scandalous than any foreign dossier.

5. This Sure Ain’t The Popular Vote XXX
Trump learns he’s been impeached, that Melania is filing for divorce, and through a bizarre Senate procedure, Bernie Sanders is now president. No sex, just a liberal fantasy.

xhamster.com/blog/posts/648216

These are actually pretty funny.

>no cuck one with an Obama stand in
D R O P P E D

I'm almost convinced that the CIA and the media chose him to win all along so that they could shill all of this topical shit

>no milania fucking a Mexican immigrant

Pretty uninspired desu

leftists have no respect: news at 11

I'm almost convinced you're a retard

>no Trump ducking ivanka incest
Fuck off

Don't be a prude now. You guys fap all fucking day.

way too late
snl already milked it all

5 would be funny because we could just spam it at leftists

My God. I was huge into the Sup Forums memes forever, laughed at all the funny youtube videos, shitposted on Sup Forums, voted for Trump, and now I'm completely over it. Not that I don't like the guy, I'm just sick of it all.

I swear the anti-Trump people are more obsessed with him than the pro-Trump people are.

This man literally is causing mental illness to rise on a massive scale. These people are fucking OBSESSED with this man. They should start charging him rent since he lives inside their heads all fucking day - rent free.

>4. First Lady of the Night
>It’s Melania’s first night in the White House, and she can’t keep calm because the bed isn’t gold enough. She wakes to find her husband in a compromising position — watching a certain pretty lady on MSNBC! What she does next is more scandalous than any foreign dossier.

Starring Madison Ivy

>r/the_donald transplant is triggered by something porn companies have been doing since Clinton stuck a cigar in Lewinsky's swamp box

Go back

>After an old photo of Ivanka Trump at Planned Parenthood surfaces, Trump goes on the hunt for leakers. Finally, only three suspects remain. Trump calls in his wives — Melania, Marla and Ivana — for a final grilling.
This one sounds KINO desu.

>xhamster

She does have that frozen botox face look.

Does this mean we can have actual trump threads here now since cucktin mc snitcher has this?

>High Tier
Drain My Swamp
First Wives Club

Good Tier
First Lady of the Night
The Closer

Shit Tier
This Sure Ain’t The Popular Vote XXX

5th one
please

I'm getting a bone just reading these

>no choice to have Trump titfuck Angela Merkel

Side discussion, what is the most kino porn site?

>I swear the anti-Trump people are more obsessed with him than the pro-Trump people are.
They are both pretty obssesed tbqfh. You should see 8ch/pol/ sometimes. The damage control when Trump attacked Assad was off the charts.

Bing video search, not even joking

5 would be great if it was Bernie fucking his wife. Imagine a fucking cartoonish Bernie Sanders pornstar, lmao

What did leftists mean by this?

A Melania/Mika threesome with Trump sounds nice. I really wanna fuck Mika desu.

i just want good ivanka porn but it will never exist

I'm aware of the Bing search, I just didn't know it was more kino than any porn site

ashemaletube

"vote hillary to prevent ww3 with russia"
t. Sup Forums

javsex dot net

I wish the search system was better though.

the donald xxx parody had some good melania porn

evan stone is donald trump so you know its good

gee whis user. i am sure glad all my choices really do mean nothing.

It should have been Paul, it should have always been him and you all know it.

>Please login or register to vote

>altright kuks want to suck an old mans balls

SAD

mr vine :^)

Biqle.ru is MILES ahead.

/gif/

>no degrading blowjob from Hillary and Rachel Maddow
0/10

>no scenario where Ivanka and Melania get BLACKED
>no incest scenario
>no golden showers scenario with pissing Russian hookers

Shit list tbhfam.

That websites sucks and takes literal ages to buffer.

DO NOT SEARCH THIS

DO NOT SEARCH THIS

DO NOT SEARCH THIS
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what a cool, centrist, On-The-Fence guy!

Evan Stone is the Daniel Day-Lewis of porn.

it would be just a chad on a wig

wat is it

Recommendations for deepthroat kino?

From Russia with the Lovebone (shout-out to Trailer Park Boys)

>Trump and Putin are nearing total war when Melania suggests that they fuck each other's wives to ease the tension

The ass pain is glorious. Trump just put his middle fingers up to Russia and China, while he was meeting with THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA.

Cry all you want. Assad and Syria were always small fish. This erases the Trump-Russia bullshit forever, and Trump tells other super powers to go fuck themselves, do not fuck with us.

He's making America great again. Just because you don't understand 5D Backgammon doesn't mean it isn't real.

MAGA

>its another porn parody with shit casting that looks nothing like the person

>>no golden showers scenario with pissing Russian hookers
underrated meme that fell into obscurity desu

WHAT IS IT PHAM

You do the math faggots.

>trump porn parodies
>Two don't even involve Trump

"Amelia Wang" , "Mayli"

brutal facefuck kino

War and piss

This is literally the same fucking shit 8/pol/ was saying, completely devoid of irony in imitating what r/The_Donald was saying. Are you messing with me lad?

Why would you want to look at Trump's old fat ass?

...

4 maybe?

Are they talking about Rachel Maddow?

That'd be kinky as shit.

Honestly would rather see a Tomi Larhain one.

She goes down to a BLM march and gets a train run on her, the whole time yelling racist insults and pleading to be let go in that shrill voice of hers.

>No choice for a parody where Trump fucks Nieto in the ass, followed by Putin fucking Trump in the ass

C'mon.

>No "Ivanka" getting fucked by "Jared Kushner" (James Deen) and refusing to pop in her ass until she agrees to serve Israeli interests.

>No Russian piss porn crossover with Legal Porno

Fucking lazy cunts Xhamster.

they just gonna get a cheap pornstar with a shitty cam and call it a day

he did a great job

Pure gold
All of it

Fucking Kek.

He and Louise Mensch have to be performance artists by this stage.

Great. Now I have to fucking search it.

Thanks a lot, asshole

t. someone who called obama king nigger for 8 years

Those were mostly bots

>Not Trump getting cucked by various world leaders

Why's it gotta be called xhamster?

>Hillary can't even get her own porn parody.
Trump wins again.

this is the real victory, the POTUSness was just the way to get it

Moretta Coxx

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I want the "Ivanka cucks her ugly Jewish husband" option

Who will play Ivanka in the inevitable porn parody?

some unknown Czech