What's your darkest secret?

What's your darkest secret?

Share with us, there's no consequences here.

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I stole a bubblegum from the super market once but i returned it cause i felt bad

Sometimes I bump threads

This one time I called a kid a faggot in public because he tried to squeeze my ass I proceeded to punch him and then I did the Macarena while singing Alabama nigger

>also I fucked OP’s mom

I posted earlier but a thread died so...
When I was six I'd go round my best friends house. We'd play on his mega drive, have action man playing etc until... Eventually one day he tied me up with a scarf and gagged me with another. He'd tell me it was a game.
But I didn't like this game because he'd touch me down below...
This carried on a while until he handcuffed me behind my back, pinned me down on his bed and raped me.
He moved to Wales shortly after. Never heard from him again...
I hate myself

I had no problem with the Sanders mafia until i opened a can of beans in a cinema and one of them shouted at me, "this gentlemen is eating legumes"

I used to find dead possums on the side of the roads near my house and mutilate them. Mostly just skinned them poorly and cut the heads/limbs off. I did stuff like that until I was 16

I smashed someone's headstone with a sledgehammer.

I was molested when I was 8 by my friend’s cousin who was an amputee and a senior in highschool. Slept over her house and he was visiting and he started to grope me and all that. I’ve told two people I was molested, but I have a weird sense of shame knowing that it was someone who had only one arm, no legs so no one knows about that part. Never saw him again. Also both my brother and I were inappropriately touched by a cousin who is my older brothers age, we mentioned it once to each other and then never spoke about it again.

My gf cheated on me at some party with over 10 guys, the worst part about it is she told me she still loves me but is going to do it again, I want to kill myself

This one time I posted in a glowie's thread

vigin

several traumatic fights i got into leads me to always be on edge and constantly think of how to kill and murder people around me.

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how old was friend? you m or f?

>Your mother board will die in your sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

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Lol fags

Me and my bestfriends wife gave each other head and he still doesn't know.

I just want to fuck a milf no strings attached while i'm still in school

I touch my dick every night

>bestfriend
why you do your friend wrong? you gonna eventually fuck?

>This carried on a while until he handcuffed me behind my back, pinned me down on his bed and raped me.
>He moved to Wales shortly after. Never heard from him again...
Typical Welshman.

We were both male and I think he was 7? My memories are very blurred

he got hard at 7?did your ass bleed? do you think he was being molested and just wanted to try it out on you?

Got molested by my teacher and tbh it really wasnt a big deal
I miss when guys came to me easy

I don't think I bled. Maybe he was acting out because of his own abuse...

m of f? I was molested by my teacher as well

im so fucking starved of attention i can't stop thinking about being physically close with someone. i dont think i would even put up much of a fight if someone wanted to drag me in an alley and do whatever they wanted with my body

Sure

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I'm engaged to my half sister and she has no idea we have the same father
short version is her mom found out who my dad is and told me there is a good chance she is my half sister.

Are you gonna make sperg babies?

we are only half related and it will only be first gen incest, the chances of a sperg baby are very small and if it it i'll get the coat hanger out

The year before Kindergarten I experimented with a friend I'd known since birth (daughter of my mom's best friend born exactly 2 months after me)and basically 69ed, it wasn't great. Super toothy blowjob. It's also how I found out girls don't have dicks.

Besides, I' rather not talk about it anymore. I feel sick.

Spent my summers as a teen 12-17 jacking off to softcore porn on tv(one of those call now ads) while my mom slept behind me. Also sneaked into brother's room and do the same while watching porn(because computer was in his room)

Never realized how wrong this was back then until I started thinking about it again a couple months ago

Pink isn't a real color

My saint bernard/labrador mix was getting too old and while driving on a dark desert highway I threw her out of the car. It was the hardest thing I've ever done.

F. Im missing a leg these days so dont ask for pics. I used to be cute tho
How was your teacher?

You're disgusting

kys you worthless faggot, people like you shouldn’t be trusted with the life of another living thing

I'm just kidding I couldnt do something like that

When I was bored a few years ago used to talk with random girls that I meet in my high school for few months to make them fall in love with me idk why but I have a lot of luck with girls, and I did all that just too see them bad when I leave them I don't know why but i like it, and there was one time a girl with a very bad depression she fall in love with me and when I leave her she fucking committed suicide a few weeks later and it was all my fault because she put in her suicide note that she miss someone and a lot of those shits but she never put who was the guy that make her committed suicide I fucking feel really bad that time and I stop doing that and that happened when I was 16 and now I'm 18 but I really feel bad for that I feel like if I kill someone but no one until now knows that I was that guy

[My English is not very good I'm Hispanic so I don't know if that is well written]

eat shit nigger dogs are fucking obnoxious

>Im missing a leg these days so dont ask for pics.
is that a phrase or are you actually missing a leg?
and it was gradual manipulation. it started with unbuttoned shirts and hugging me and my face would be shoved into her boobs, then resting her hand on my thigh, then fondling me, then hand jobs, then she started to get more manipulative and i went to going down on her and then sex

I like the smell of dirty foreskin

Ikr

holy fucking based

Dude, take it from a random user. Get out of that relationship. If you can land one girl you can land another. That's better than most virgins on here can say. You'll be a lot happier for it in the end. It will suck at first but power through the shit and in the end it will all seem far away.

posted this a few times today but it feels good to talk about

my sister sucks my dick on family vacations (we get a separate room, adults and kids)

do your parents know? most parents usually are ok with their kids sharing a room because they think siblings won't fuck, or are they rich enough to afford 2 rooms and not think twice about it

>Stole from a churches mailbox FOR TEH LOL EGKS DEEE TEEHHEE
>Found out that inside a letter was a check for 5000 dollars addressed to the church
>went back at night and returned the mail

I've fantasized about sucking off a guy with a cheesy ripe foreskin

oh we're definitely the rich enough category (making low end of 7 figures)

and no they definitely don't, they would fucking kill us, and then probably themselves, theyr'e very conservative, i'm sure the thought never even crossed their mind

cringe

When I was in college, 19-20yo, I was fuck buddies with a 13yo girl

> conservative
you'd be suprised
are you gonna eventually fuck her? might as well.

how'd you manage that one?

idk man her mouth is pretty fucking incredible as it is

and nah i've heard them talk about sex exactly once they'd find us in unrecognizable little pieces in a dumpster

Trade secrets. but also with some luck and persistence

do you go down on her or is it only her? do most siblings feel this way? i'm an only child so i have no idea what its like having a sibling but all I hear is that its have a platonic friend but the internet showed me thats a fuckin lie

What are your ages?

Back when I used to do heroin I met a retarded girl. Not too many people wanted to sleep with me since I obviously looked loaded or was nodding off all the time. But this girl, she was retarded, but she was easy. I took her to Wendy's and got us some 50¢ frostys and then I took her to the bathroom, got her high, and barebacked her on the bathroom floor.

Well, this girl and I, we kind of got along. She might have been retarded, but I was high or nodding off all the time and she didn't give me any shit about it, so we got along great, and she just kind of stuck around after that day I barebacked her on the bathroom floor at Wendy's.

Then came the day she started getting morning sickness and weird cravings. And then her belly started to look bigger. O fuk. Too late for an abortion in the state we were in by then. Guessed we had to have the thing.

Kid came out as a total fuckup with his mom's retard genes. We put the thing up for adoption, but the adopted family could barely put up with the tard. By the time it became of school age the damn tard dissapeared without a trace...

...until today... He's still tarded, but also a faggot now, shitposting on Sup Forums asking randos on the internet about their secrets.

lol i'm 99% sure it's like less than 0.0001% of the populations
and nah she's happy just sucking my dick, sometimes she does a striptease

shes' 26 and i'm 24, started when i was 19 on my first vacay with family back from college

Whoever you are, please stop trying to bring "cringe" here. This isn't reddit. Go back faggot.

I shit and pissed and came

can someone upload gore to this thread?

if you want gore go to pol when a reddit invasion happens

how did you react at first? whos idea was it? did you think about her in that way before?

Yayaya, epic.

our parents got us all drinks, we went back to the room, and started talking about my new experiences, she got horny and sidled up to me, and then started sucking

she's pretty hot so that's cool, but never thought of her that way before, and i'm probably the one stopping us from going further

i also just lost a ton of weight/got jacked so maybe that helped?

>ton of weight/got
side note question, did you get stretch marks from being fat? did they go away/fade away when you lost weight or are they visible?

I'm the guy that started the log of shit memes. I didn't post it after the first week, though, some other faggot just ran with it.

Just eat her pussy after. Suck all thd cum out so she don't get preggo. Problem solved.

Had a recurring fantasy(?) about Jesus still bloody on the cross giving me a bj, while I was around 12y.o.
Became atheistic afterwards.

nah never got that fat except on the inner thigh, and those never went away

That's a sad story

I was raped in my sleep by a 13yrs old. Woke up to my own orgasm and freaked out over fear that somebody else had heard the moaning.

hold old were you? gender? did you fuck him again?

I was around 30 and male. She was the needy, cuddly little sister of my GF. She snuck into my bed in secret while I was asleep. We never talked about it, never returned the favor. It keeps coming up in my thoughts though.

Get fucked

Serial killer detected.

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Filthy assed red neck

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Congrats! A real asshole move, you total nigger!

she ever seem slutty outside of that?

I once made an internet thread glow all by myself

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not really? but that first night she was talking about how much she missed sleeping around so... i guess i missed something

sometimes i bump threads

When I was 13 I fucked a jar of marshmallow fluff, came in the bottom of it, cried, whipped the jar into the woods, and took a shower in shame

We know. She told us.

i knw what u want to shut down.

I crossdressed fully, wig, heels, dress, stockings, even did make up and had breast forms, posted an AD online and was a good slut sucking off two guys in their cars and got fucked by one.

Nice try, but I’m sending this device back.

When I was 12-15 I was living in a pretty small rural village. Only other kids around my age were 3 girls. Since it was 35 years ago, we were easily bored, so we had casual sex all the time. Good thing the girls didn't mind sharing... and good thing none got pregnant

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece several times and it was honestly pretty fun

hey

Family member sexually abused me for several years.

Gonna need some details, champ

I post pics of my girl to share threads and get off that a ton of people see her body. Literally wondering just how many have seen her now since she’s been posted for years now.

Also broke up with that girl because I was hoping to get with a new girl, but starting to get feelings for my ex now since we’re talking again. Still have feelings for the other girl and don’t know who to choose now

how immature are you people,

it's 2020, grow the fuck up

Random or did you know anything about them?

I fucked kids when i was in high school senior year, they were 4-5 years younger