Fucked a big tittied 17 year old for ages

>fucked a big tittied 17 year old for ages
>public image still as good as its always been

How did he do it?

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I dont remember that episode. Also 17 legal in most states and if it was for ages then it's not as awkward

The 90s were a different time.

>Extremely rich
>Jew
>Most popular tv show ever

he doesn't play by the same rules as everyone else

name???/

She was 17 for ages?

Holy fuck.

Uh? Jews don't get to be smeared.

They work for the false god, the antichrist.

BAPHOMET?

Aye

>most popular tv show ever

I bet they had some great conversations

instructs george to stare a 15-year old's breasts while doing so himself

wow, really makes me think

the God of the Fathers is not the false god. you want to talk about false gods? go jerk off to a low-res jpg of Kek. fucking Goyim.

Jerry actually caught a lot of flack for this. (Howard Stern really tore into him). The relationship didn't last long (and the girls parents gave their ok), so that's probably why.

These types of posts are always so much more annoying than who they are responding to

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JERRY!

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17 is probably legal in NY. It'e legal in most states, hell in most ststes the age of consent is 16. People just think it's 17 because that's the minimum in California, where all the movies/tv shows get made.

It's actually kind of funny, because in shows like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" a character will panic about almost having sex with a 16 or 17 year old even though that's actually legal in their state. But the writers live in California so they don't know that.

*People just think it's 18

It's not legal in plenty of states, so it's easier for tv and film to say anything under 18 is a no go, that way it doesn't make people uncomfortable in the various places around the world.

>that way it doesn't make people uncomfortable in the various places around the world

But in most of the world, the age of consent is under 18. It's like 14 in Europe.

What is it so annoying? Because it's true that everyone makes up excuses??

Saw him live in Vegas a few years back actually. Someone shit talked him on stage about the 17 year old, he said obviously she's getting everything she wants out of the relationship.

Who cares? Seinfeld is literally a top 3 show OAT. And how can you fuck a 17 year old "for ages"?

Triggered

Because they're strawmen.
Wanting everyone to be equal in the eyes of the law is not in anyway assigning blame for your own faults.

Well it insults everyone at once and kind of detracts from any character the thread has going on.

Hyperbolic time chamber

you're just jelly
jerry literally lived the dream

well good thing sleeping with a 17 year old isn't illegal in most places, including the majority of the States

Is Seinfeld the only acceptable jew?

What places in Europe?

>Hyperbolic time chamber

Seinfeld anime when?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

Jerry is a comedian first, actor second, so he gets away with it.

A bigger question is how does Howard Stern get to be a judge on America's Got Talent with all the crazy shit he has done the past 40 years?

because he's the biggest sellout of all time

>Hyperbolic fug chamber

>Wanting everyone to be equal
>they're strawmen

You can want, all that you want to want, but everyone cannot be equal. Equal in the eyes of the law? She turned 18 after only two months after they met.
17, and 18 is legal.
But, let's flip this...Lets say he was the older WOMAN, and she is the younger male would the your social "rules" still apply?

Double standards, right? White males must only date as others see fit, but women can't be judged the same, why?

DIOS MIO

Come with Sex ed though so you will never enjoy it in burgerland thanks to Jesus.

17 is old af here. 14 is the age of consent here, you can start driving and drinking at 16. You can say a lot about my shitty socialist government but they sure get those age limits right.

Kept it low profile and did it before social media made trial by twitter a thing.

is it actually ok for 30yo men to fuck 14-18yo girls? i mean people still look down on that right

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People were marrying 12 year olds in Jesus' time. Those are helicopter parents doing this shit my man. Europe here I come.

There were like a dozen channels at most in 1983 so it was easy to get huge viewership numbers like that.

>Seinfeld was autobiographical

We have sex ed in the US...hyper-religious parents are allowed to opt out of it in certan states though.

>muh misogyny

fuck off back to tumblr, no implied anything about women being treated differently from men. Again, you have no argument but to resort to blind strawmen. Is that really the only trick you know?

There still are only a dozen channels, all the rest are rerun, sports or movie channels. Now days everyone just as a huge backlog.

> so what is the deal with fake cherry taste compared to the real cherry taste?

Nigga looks like a furby

Also holy FUCK

As most always you don't understand the argument, and assume misogyny while accepting false assumptions under your own strawman.

Why should I judge him? I've never met Shoshanna Lonstein. Some people do seem quite mature at 17, and 18. I cannot assume she was inexperienced, and that she wasn't aware. Her career as a designer probably benefited from having been seen with him.

Basically my point is I don't know enough to judge him, or anyone, or any instance I don't know enough about.

I can technically judge, but I really don't know enough to be accurate. Judging people on assumptions seems just as arrogant.

I feel like the "what's the deal with _____" impression is played out, especially since they had Kramer do this exact impression of Seinfeld on Seinfeld

Of course people still look down on it, but he's just a yuro NEET that likes to pretend he could bang a 16 year old when he's 30 if he really wants to.

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She has similar shaped face features, like a daughter.

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> is played out

Well, yeah?

It's illegal to say travel to Bangledesh. Get me a 12 year old, pound her holes, leave her and Bangledesh and come back to America...correct?

Asking for a friend.

he did it irl

More curious how the father and mother felt than anything else.

well there was also that episode where he and george looked at denise richards' tits and her character was in high school

I don't think so. Ever been to Thailand?

i live in thailand and there is no underage fucking here. at least not in western social circles

Sell him a skinny midget. It's hard to tell with south east asians, win-win.

>ywn date a qt highlander

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/d3F4ueg3LMVwleHIRF4w6A/

all you have to do is marry a hot midget and make her get plastic surgery on her face so she looks like a child

>(and the girls parents gave their ok)

WHY

Fucking your female self...

Bowie fucked a 14 year old without anyone giving a shit, and he was a crooked teethed Bonger fairy. A full-blown Hollywood Jew would be able to get away with much worse.

would you let your daughter go with a respected multi millionaire? sure its probably not love but its better than her slutting around with a bunch of worthless 20 somethings

17 is legal

Because you weren't actually contributing to the thread at all just sperging out at somebody else for daring to contribute in a way you didn't approve of? might've actually thought they were making a worthy contribution, even if it was in fact shit, you knew you were just wasting everyone's time with your autistic screeching.

M O N E Y

>tfw first gf was 16 and liked anal because she read Marquis de Sade too much
>100% legal

Why the fuck not

Are there other cases of famous celebrities getting with teenagers and having their reputations ruined because of it you could compare it to? It sure sounds like the sort of thing fat, bitter middle-aged white women would complain about.

And no Woody Allen doesn't count, it was his fucking step-daughter that's what made it so screwed up.

it's that he was probably definitely fucking her when she was a child that's the most screwed up part

his version makes no sense

Oh yeah that too, Woody Allen's case was all kinds of screwed up why the fuck isn't he living in exile like Polanski? He's still making and releasing mainstream films on a regular basis, nobody apparently cares. Much better example of a prominent celebrity getting away with shit then Jerry and his 17 year old girlfriend, why didn't you use him OP? Only thing Jerry's really done since Seinfeld was the fucking bee movie for crying out loud, not a great example.

Jewood is full of pedo's

They're also all above the law. Its like god mode in RL

Man, kikes really have nothing better to do

nobody in Hollywood cares about Polanski, only the justice system has kept him out of America

Also by responding with personal attacks obviously intended to make them stop posting such things rather then simply ignoring them you're actually feeding their delusions, encouraging them to post more of this crap because "the god damn jidf are trying to shut me down, I must be telling the truth!".

THINK stupid, don't feed the trolls, did you not realize that you were the only one responding to them who wasn't just pointing out a factual error they made?

If i had the chance to date Elaine when i was 17 and she was still in her prime i would tear my own arms of to do it. And I'm pretty sure my mother would have helped.

States have these things called Romeo and Juliet laws you know?