Got BTFO in an argument

>Got BTFO in an argument
>Some based user comes in and defends me

>post absurd strawman
>hide thread

>Get BTFO
>Pace up and down the hallway

>Enter a thread
>Post something stupid
>A few anons reply and tell me how dumb I am
>Act like that was my intention all along so I could get replies
>They reply with the same canned "I was only pretending" or "dumb frogposter" responses that we've all seen by now
>Keep quoting them and act like they're still being rused by me
>Their pride forces them to keep giving me (You)'s despite it being clear that I'm being a dumbass on purpose
>Repeat for as long as I can keep getting at least one person to keep replying to my posts
>After 15 minutes of getting no more replies I make sure to quote every single person who replied and thank them, effectively reminding them of how stupid they were to waste their time replying to an idiot like me
>Make off with dozens of (You)'s like a bandit

I am the shitposting king.

>"not that user, but..."
>I am that user.

>Post witty comment
>Thread dies

>losing an argument
>response times are slow, so i pretend that i left the thread

>arguing with retards on this site
You guys deserve it

But how else are they going to learn they're retards?

>someone keks or lols your post
>go back and reread it and laugh too

>Waiting in line
>Girl stands behind you

>Got BTFO in an argument
>close the thread and not visit the board atleast 1 week until i'm mentally prepared
i'm not the only one who do this right?

>girl asks me for directions
>its for a place I actually know and can instruct her
>she thanks me

>realise I've misread something and my argument looks retarded
>keep on rolling with it until the other user assumes i'm baiting and stops responding
>i get the last reply in
>i win

did you draw this helper?

what is happening

>post some lame joke
>quote myself and the guy I was making fun of
>"user BTFO how will he ever recover HAHAHAHAH"

>refute moron's argument
>they state they won the argument

Sure, in your dreams pal

this happened to me today

also
>girl sits next to you on the bus/train/park bench

you're this mad, sad

>get absolutely demolished in an argument
>wait until the thread is 310+ posts
>wait until it's on the end of page 10
>get one last response in before it archives
looks like i win again, kiddo

>Not pointing them in the exact opposite direction so they'd waste time and they'd realize later how BTFO they got by you

>pretend to hate movies I like
>pretend to like movies I hate

>Post contrariarn opinion for (You)'s
>Get so into it that I eventually start to actually believe it

>Pretend to hate movies I like
>Genuinely hate movies I hate

LOCK ME UP

>be at independent cinema
>wait in line to see a particular movie
>young woman approaches you
>offers you the 2nd of her complimentary tickets to the film because her boyfriend stood her up
>offer to pay her for it
>"no that's okay, they were free tickets"
>smile and ask her, "well can I at least buy you a drink after?"
>she smiles shyly and tells you, "that's a nice offer, but no thank you."
>shrug and thank her for the ticket anyway
>the film is great
>use the money you saved to buy yourself a couple of drinks at a pub nearby, to celebrate

That day in 2001 was a good day.

>see post that's longer than 5 lines that I don't recognize
>call it copypasta just in case

>user BTFOs me
>i switch to multiple different proxies telling him to go back to le reddit with different IDs

heh. not this time kiddo

>tfw that's how I actually started to like Voyager

>banter an american
>"fuck you fucking britcuck"
like a clock

and this is how Sup Forums became the most influential board on Sup Forums

here is some ironic stats for you 80% of people in the world have experimented with animal sex.

right now 22% of the worlds population are having regular sex with animals. right now in your town or city 5% are having sex with dogs right this instant. 2% are having sex with a horse.

BUT here is the kicker less than 1% of the worlds population have regular sex with an exotic animal and under 0.2% are currently having regular sex with an apex predator who is NOT tranquilized (( big cats, bears, etc))

there are people out there who have had sex with kangaroos, ostriches, emu's, penguins, sea lions, deer, dolphins, orca's, wolves the list goes on.

only thing that gets me is why don't these people make a video or take pictures just to let us see what it really is like.

I knew of one photo set (( 4 pictures )) where a man is giving a lion oral sex and another 2 photo set of an oriental woman letting a male tiger mate with her. (( it was to collect tiger semen from what I remember.

but in all honesty, you walk down the street and you can bet any amount of cash at least HALF are having regular sex with a non-human lover.

>user BTFO's me one post after another
>Well structured posts, argues based on facts he can back up with numbers
>Call him a cuck

I WIN LOL

>read a whole thread
>come up with and post the generable likeable consensus while trying to sound smart in an attempt to pretend to know what i'm talking about
>feel validated by every (you)

post anything ever on anything

>"a fucking leaf"

>tripfag comes to defend me
>change sides

>post contrarian opinions so often it become your default position
>no longer sure what you really believe anymore, or if you still believe in anything at all

>a fucking leaf

This is the worst

>make oc
>no one else finds it funny
Wheatposting was only funny for a day to begin with, but this *gem* only got two replies

>Post a rational, well thought-out opinion
>Sup Forumstard posts "You have to go back" in response
>Reply to him with a screencap from r/the_donald telling him "Go back where?"
>He either doesn't reply anymore or starts stumbling around trying to act like he totally isn't from Reddit

have a (you) for your work
i know how you feel after spending 15 minutes in paint for only 3 measly (you)s

Saved

>Start an argument just to piss of an user, even through I don't even agree with my own position
>Expect to get btfo, but it's all in good fun anyway
>Many other anons come and defend me, agreeing with what I said, btfo out of the other guy
>there is too many of them he can't keep up
>his argument got rekt
>I guess I was right after all.

I hear ya

yeah everybody knows retard

>losing an argument
>"fuck off back to /r/eddit"
works like a charm

>get btfo in a thread
>don't know how to respond
>immediately call others virgins, cucks, and tell them to go outide and have sex
>leave the thread
>next time the topic comes up I post the same post that btfo of me
>berate anyone who had my old opinion

I do the same

Not that user, but you sound mad.

>Get multiple replies
>Literally can't stop laughing

jesus, what the hell is wrong with all of you?

>kek
>kek
>kill yourself, no man should be so lowly and pathetic

I'm afraid of social settings

>My turn to use the computer
>Check browser history to see where my brother posted, which threads her opened/might have contributed to
>See he got BTFO a couple of times
>Feel second hand BTFOness

yes

and my posts aren't even funny lol

>implying there's more than one person in this thread

>Get into an argument with someone
>They don't back down
>Don't wanna back down either

I do this on a daily basis. I make sure to make the most minimalistic (You) replies ever so any time they respond they're showing more effort than me

>this is literally the saddest post I've ever read.

>Femanon outs herself as being female in my thread
>Close thread and pace around my room a couple of minutes

>americans
>capable of quality discussion when they lack any grasp of the English language.

>get more than 5 (you)s early on in a thread
>keep thread open laughing at my post hoping for more replies
>once replies are at 0 I samefag replies to my post in attempts to rekindle interest and get more replies
what did he mean by this?

If I had a dime for every time this has happened to me I could buy a case of beer.

>get into an argument
>back and forth for over two hours
>opponent is clearly wrong but refuses to give in
>pull screencaps and timecodes as evidence
>compose perfect irrefutable response that will destroy him once and for all
>hit post
>This thread has been archived.

This has happened to me at least twice and I still think about it from time to time.

I have literally never lost an argument on Sup Forums

>watch a movie
>spend an hour watching reviews of it

You have to go back

>when you forget your image and stare at the post timer desperately hoping nobody replies so you can delete it and redo your hilarious joke

>Have this happen
>Continue the argument via ghostposting on an archive site

>Someone calls me out
>start shaking

>get emasculated on an anonymous image board
>8 hours later come up with the best response while crying in the shower
>just bogpost in a different thread instead

>poster is german
>respond with this
>win every time

>start thread with blacked.webm or polbait.jpg
>hide the thread

>check back later
>+300 replies, endless (yous)

>get into argument with myself in a thread
>deliberately blow myself out
>other anons quote my posts to point out how badly i got blown out
>collect double (You)'s

i've caught myself starting to do doing this.
really need to fucking stop before the habit become ingrained

>say something dumb and realize it immediately
>close tab
or
>say contrarian opinion
>people start shitting on me
>samefag shitting on my own comment with retarded arguments, making the other side look moronic
>they start arguing amongst themselves

Doesn't count

>make thread
>get like three replies in a half hour
>oh well guess its dead
>come back 6 hours later and it hit bump limit

>shitpost about how awful and reddit-tier rick and morty is
>still watch every single episode
THROW AWAY THE KEY

Archives are canon deal with it

>Argument goes on for hours
>to the point of your sleep schedule getting fucked
>Eventually win by attrition

>Binge marathon the first episode of a series
>Make a thread saying the series makes no sense and asks more questions than it answers

>post witty comment in the first or second post
>check back 300 posts later
>not a single (you)

>get a large amount of (You)'s
>start to feel self conscious
>start to hate my post
>get resentful of it
>realize it's just some butthurt samefag responding to me over and over
>instead of being happy I got 20+ (You)s I'm mad as fuck
>close thread and try to forget about ever posting

Anyone else?

i literally never got dubs in my 7 years on the chan

>come into this thread
>steal everyone's pepes
im not even giving you one back, fags

>get cornered in argument
>reply with an ad-hominem and delete thread from thread watcher

>stay awake hours longer than intended reading and posting in frogposting threads
>ruins the plans you made the next day

>watch a movie
>go to imdb message boards to guage others' opinions to better refine my own before I post here
I honestly miss those fags, tbph.

>know i'm about to get BTFO
>drop one final over the top smug and insulting post and close the tab

>see a Marvel/DC thread
>post some company war shit
>close the thread and unwatch it
>few hours later it has 300 new replies

I'm a girl and I just want to say you're all weird and sick in the head. Seek help.

>pretend to hate movies I like
>pretend to like movies I hate
>get genuinely mad when other anons disagree

>implying it wasn't just some faggot larping
Is this your first week here?

Maybe this schism is just a symptom
Of late capitalism
(A saviour's died and risen)
Of worlds that wouldn’t listen
To their own collapse.

Even if this story
Is overwrought and gory
It’s not a fable, it’s not an allegory
No cautionary tale, no momento mori
Or a vague perhaps.

Maybe you’ve been slaughtered
Maybe you've been kissed
Either way means nothing
I simply don’t exist
Look at what’s been done here
Judge it how you wish
I am all alone here
I am a solipsist
This is what we come to
What we have become
I am not a person
Known to anyone
All the doors are tried and tested
Know that this is not an exit.

Am I just a version of the end of days?
Am I just an effect of a modern phase?
Am I just the end point of the grand parade?
Should we be afraid?

Maybe you’ve been slaughtered
Maybe you’ve been kissed
Either way means nothing
I simply don’t exist
Look at what’s been done here
Judge it how you wish
I am all alone here
I am a solipsist
This is what we’ve come to
What we have become
I am not a person known to anyone
All the doors are tried and tested
Know that this is not an exit.
None of this exists for me
This is all a fantasy
There is no future here
There is no history
None of this is real
It's not a reality
None of this exists for me
There is no consistency
There’s only entropy
And even though I’ve tried and tested
(I) Know that this is not an exit
Now.

>Get into a long, overwrought argument with someone
>A wholly unpleasant experience
>Months later, get into the exact same argument with someone you KNOW is the same person as before

>complain about reddit on Sup Forums
>browse reddit anyway
WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA STOP ME

a girl?

>take too long to formulate and write out the reply for a long argument chain, and the thread is archived before I can post it
It stings, it stings so bad.

Literally all me

Hello (you)

Still a pleb?