What's for breakfast?

What's for breakfast?

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Not that pile of shit lmao

actually looks tasty but does it taste tasty?

>what's for second breakfast

That actually looks pretty good to me.

your sister's ass, faggot.
space yourself.

You probably eat grease for breakfast

Yes it does

You probably eat dick

egg scrambeys

avocado toast is better with sliced avocado, not mashed guacamole.

This looks like bread that’s been puked on

Did The Incredible Hulk poo on your toast?

Needs Vegemite.

I spend most of my time with sitting on my ass, so I only eat one meal a day to not get fat.

Found the lardtard

What is that? Mashed cuck pears and sooy on toast? Thats just fucking gross. Try eating a real man's breakfast.

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Homemade bacon and eggs from my own chickens, breakfast of champions

Found the faghag

Covfefe...

Based

BASED

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If you wanna make the best bacon you salt it in brine for 24 hours and cold smoke for 48. Thank me later

You can’t possibly eat that ever single day for breakfast.. it would kill you. Couple times a week np..

If you have a mans job you need a mans food, if you're pushing buttons you can live on rabbit food. I eat what my grandfather eats, he just turned 92

Your grandfather eats ass, maricón.

I see living on avocado and cum really deteriorates a mans sense of humor.

Cuckfruit toast fit for a sooyboy!

Does your wifes boyfriend make this for you?

That ideology is absolutely based..

Why do fatties get so offended when they see a meal with less than 2000 calories?

>Homemade bacon and eggs from my own chickens
> bacon from my own chickens
I don't know how to tell you this user, but bacon doesn't come from chickens...

Sorry, let me reword: bacon from my own pigs and eggs from my chickens. Sorry, I should remember most avocadofags are deficient in animal fats and therefore slower of mind

Fuck yeah, Avocado my nigga.

How will they make it to brunch on such a low calorie snack ?

How often do you have sex with pigs?

I had 2 scrambled eggs with some hashbrowns, hot sauce and melted cheese on toast, cup of coffee.

As often as you have sex, so never

I put that pic in my vegan food folder

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Cornflakes

Why would even keep pigs then. You can buy bacon at the store but you can't buy a pigs pussy

I keep pigs, cows, chickens and a field of potatoes, the stuff you get in stores doesn't come close in taste or quality and I won't give those companies a cent more than I need to.

I had pizza from yesterday evening

Young Cambodian precum served in size 8 stiletto

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taco salad? what dressing?

Catalina