Vegans, please go eat a pork sausage.
That's all.
Vegans, please go eat a pork sausage
Nolan Sanchez
Andrew Jones
Enjoy your heart disease.
Sincerely,
The logical vegan.
Michael Edwards
Why?
Gabriel Powell
imagine getting triggered over someone choosing to NOT do something instead of the opposite way around. I sense a low IQ :)
Nolan Jones
Enjoy your premature death and deficiencies.
Sincerely,
The logical Carnivore.
Cameron Taylor
Whore
Lucas Thomas
Vegans are fuckwits.
James Brown
Yes a vegan pork sausage
Noah Lee
It's only recently the many could have afforded meat. It was an established fact that only the rich had vehicles and access to meat. Most europeans lived off the none meat products and turned out just fine.
We are seeing more cases of diabetes and heart disease as meat consumption increases. You can't ignore that fact, live how you were supposed to eating fruit and veg. You can see our teeth are designed for the diet of herbivores.
Henry Stewart
It's okay if youre offended, youre basically just admitting im right. Remember denial is the first stage, and eventually you will come to accept it.
Owen Nguyen
A balanced diet is what's needed. Meet is good for you to a certain extent, you just can't be fucking your stomach with it 24/7.
Sincerely,
A hog farmer
Jeremiah Phillips
I spelled meat wrong fucking rip
Henry Robinson
No its bullshit.
Meat has cholorestol and our bodies aren't designed to digest it like a carnivore does. Our stomach acidity just isn't strong enough to cope with meat consumption so it results in inflammation.
If you read studies you will find people who live the longest lived consuming very little meat. Meat is a toxin, red meat has already been proven to cause cancer. Why would a natural food we consume result in cancer? I think you know the answer, it belongs to a lion.
Brandon Turner
so chicken and fish yeah? cool. but yeah actually humans evolved to be omnivorous, this is an established fact lol. scavenging lion kills is what gave us the extra energy to kick start our brain development. make animal cruelty arguments all day long, but pretending a balanced diet with lean meats isn't what we evolved for, or the same as eating buttered bacon 24/7, shows you to be a dishonest virtue signaler
Ian Long
Vegans win again.
Now go sort out your eating habits meat eaters.
Jayden Hughes
Heart disease from what?
Christian Sanchez
Our stomach is acid enough for us to be scavengers.
Dominic Bailey
Anthony King
inuit eat exclusively 100 percent meat including blubber
Cameron Hughes
Inflammation from meat, because your body cant metabolise it efficiently because were not carnivores we are meant to eat fruits, veg and nuts. The trans fats mixed with the saturated results in higher cholerestorol profile and the meat causes inflammation which results in the build up of CAD.
Tell you what, if i gave you a knife and told you to kill a cow in the garden and eat it raw with your hands would you? Of course not, youre speaking out your arse.
Without tools you couldn't even kill to consume meat. Why would evolution design us so we can't obtain food we need for survival? We should have really sharp canines and large claws but we don't because we're vegan.
Checkmate.
Thomas Reyes
wrong as fuck lol. the rich ate better meat and lots of it, but yeah poor people raised chickens for their eggs and hunted rabbits and fished. why do vegans have to lie to defend their unnatural grabs for attention?
Alexander Cooper
Cholesterol fights against inflammation. We evolved to eat meat and in fact raw meat is the esiest food to digest. On the other hand we cannot digest cellulose. Go outside and eat grass. Let's see how long you live.
Michael Myers
>imagine buying the scam that you have to eat overpriced groceries just to die of malnutrition anyways
Blake Evans
k i'm strongly starting to suspect you're a troll lol. evolution designed us to make tools to crack open bones and eat the marrow. why are you pretending tool use isn't natural to hominids? fire was invented at least 500,000 years ago which greatly improves the digestibility of food. homo sapiens is 250,000 years old. we literally evolved from barbecuing butchers
Elijah Peterson
This is mostly untrue. Yes it is true we are herbivores because it was the more efficient way of gaining nutrients. But the fact that you are literally denying thousands of years of hunter gatherer and even in medieval europe, where it was common to eat meat as opposed to veggies and fruits, would eat meat. Ignorant
Andrew Young
We couldn't obtain vegetables and fruits in nature. All the shit you see in markets are man made. For example carrots were toxic root, it still contains some toxins and you retard eat it. Fruits are mostly bred to be filled with sugar because you vegans are addicted to sugar and cannot live without it.
Tyler Watson
We are not herbivores. Veganism is suicide.
Grayson Diaz
raw meat is not easy to digest unless you cook it or process it some other way like the mongols or huns (i forget which) putting meat between their saddles and horses. the pounding of riding for hours and the salt of horse sweat tenderized the meat to make it more edible. this goes for muscle though not stuff that's already tender like brain
Tyler Sanchez
>fire
>invented
Jace Price
we are omnivores but humans can definitely live off a mostly plant diet all right. it's true amerifats do hoover down the bacon grease way too much. two vegetarian meals a day and a dinner that has eggs and chicken is pretty healthy. sucks vegans have to take a valid impulse to eat less lard and be less cruel to animals and turn it into a fundamentalist religion. kind of undermines any valid things they might have had to say before their radicalization
Owen Gray
ah, i see i'm dealing with a special child. humans invented starting and maintaining campfires, though they probably used wildfires opportunistically before that
Kevin Parker
We cannot live off vegan diet. We cannot get b12 and d3 from plants.
Connor Sanders
why the fuck did i waste my time describing a healthy omnivorous diet if you're gonna respond with that? no shit sherlock, no shit.
Easton Ward
Daniel Garcia
>healthy omnivorous diet
>mostly plant based
Humans are obligate carnivores. There's absolutely nothing in plants that we cannot get from meat. Plants contain anti nutrients and toxins. Kill yourself. Stop posting those disgusting pictures of shitskin girls with their disgusting assholes being stretched.
Chase Morris
We are omnivores and vitamin K comes from plants only
Connor Jones
There is vitamin K in meat, what the fuck are you talking about?
John Ortiz
Vegans, you can also eat my sausage if you want to
Christian Jones
No it's not, nice try tho
Cameron Campbell
Adam Carter
k now i'm starting to think you're the same person as a tryhard troll. humans are omnivores, we evolved to take advantage of any and all food in the environment. hunter gatherers in other words. humans live off mostly plants in areas low in game and mostly meat in areas low in edible plants. acting like plants are poisonous and terrible is exactly as retarded as pretending the same about meat. at least two of those chicks were definitely white and the rest mostly white lol. racists always have to shoehorn in a virtue signal
Brody Campbell
Meat eaters have gross farts. They smell like sulfur and rotten eggs.
They also take a shit for a long as time. They have dirty fucking arseholes.
Would you lick the butthole of a meat eater after they took a 20-minute shit? Fuck no.
Meat eaters literally walk around with a stinky butthole all day - their pants covering it up. All you meat eaters, if I were to sniff your ass right now, it would smell.
No way would I like the butthole of a non-vegan.
Vegan pussies also smell and taste better. I want to lick a pussy that tastes like the juices strawberries and blueberries, not a fucking pork steak.
Being with a non-vegan girl is gross. They have gross vaginas and buttholes.
Isaac Barnes
Even simple google search will show you that vitamin K is found in meat, stop trolling.
Humans can eat fruits in season, mostly for hydration. Vegetables and grains are completely toxic.
Joseph Long
Going carnivore fixed my digestive issues and I have to shit for few seconds and have no need for toilet paper. Plants on the other hand are not completely digested.
Oliver Adams
Joseph Fisher
Really?
Camden Richardson
Not as high as in some plants, but there is vitamin K in animals. I feel stupid right now for falling for this shitty bait.
Dylan Rodriguez
I had soo much goose liver for christmas. Would recommend to scared first time americans on fence. Spread the pate on nice bread
James Rivera
I have been vegan for 10+ years and I have nice healthy shits. I shit 1-3 times a day. I never leave any trace of foul odor behind when I finish. And I am in there for as long as it takes to pee.
I also have a bidet so I thoroughly clean my arsehole with soap and a jet stream of warm water instead of dirty dry wiping, but that's besides the point.
Jeremiah Garcia
Or you can get it more efficiently from plants. Also fiber, vitamin C are only from plants
Jaxon Turner
Being a vegan is a big missed steak
Jace James
>2020
>uses a bidet
Kek, pleb
Brayden Bennett
Projection is easy. But those blueberries are not going to taste all that good coming out either
Bentley Young
Fiber is not a nutrient. Vitamin C is in liver. Tell me where do you get your b12 from?
Aiden Murphy
>I shit 1-3 times a day
Because you don't digest your food.
Levi Roberts
>still thinking there is any deficiency in the vegan diet
It's wilful ignorance at this point. god you guys are fucking dumb.
Josiah Peterson
>Tell me where do you get your b12 from?
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED.
Blake Wright
Charles Myers
How do i deal with my hard on I get when my gfs daughters friend comes round? Shes six and it's really making me sweat buckets. Wat do Sup Forums?
Parker Ward
/thread just let em struggle to get by, picky little children
Cameron Howard
Liver isnt a good source just like for vitamin k. Fiber is important for digestion, we also cant get inulin or pectin from animals. We get b12 from animals we eat and they get it from bacteria from dirt they ate. What's your point?
Parker Bell
Meat deficiency
Hudson Fisher
Vegans are already legendary for being obnoxious, I'm not sure why you people think more obnoxiousness will help it spread. You guys did a lot better back when you were marketing it as a weight loss and cancer risk reduction diet because at least it's actually functional in those ways. But just a diet isn't permanent enough for you guys, is it? It's really about morality, well, at least you make the a moralistic argument for it which is prima facie correct but increasingly seems, especially through observation of continued tactics, to really be a pathway for engineering social compliance with moral authority. If a moral authority can control your diet it can build psychological inroads to the rest of your moral values.
I'm sure the various footpads and highwaymen of the vegan movement really believe the pseudo-religious eco-centrist PETA-esque moral constructs, but I think many suspect the upper echelons, probably those who are arranging the movement's funding as engaged in social engineering on behalf of the federal government.
Landon Martin
There is. You cannot get b12 from vegan diet.
You clearly are. You're telling that it's more efficient to get vitamin k from plants, but how efficient is getting b12 from plants? Lack of saturated animal fat has damaged your brain.
Ayden Jones
If you spilled shit on a coffee table, would you wipe it up with a dry paper towel? No. You'd get Windex or Mr. Clean or whatever and then wipe it up.
When you shit, shit residue is inside your colon and around your hole. When you dry wipe, it doesn't come up. Remnants are still left in there. Soap and water is the best bet.
I like my asshole to be clean, PORN STAR clean, so I have nice shiny balls and ass for the ladies considering their mouth and nose will be touching them. I expect them to have a clean asshole too.
Jace Wright
Literally has to eat fortified food because vegan diet is insufficient
Landon Young
Don’t bitch...
Cooper Jackson
Imagine being this wrong
Brandon Jones
The people who lived the longest smoked, drank and ate meat. The only thing they had in common was low stress levels
Xavier Allen
Liver is the perfect source for almost everything you retard. It is the food of life. Fiber constipates you and damages your digestion. Go ahead and get b12 from dirt. There's no proof that there is b12 in dirt. It was found in literal shit where animal took a shit.
Sebastian Peterson
>Using human technology is cheating
Not vegan myself, just noting that you are retarded.
Xavier Russell
I bet they spend extra on "all natural" products
Kayden Thompson
Yo shit I’m hungry now....fuck
Lincoln Ross
They have to literally overdose themselves with b12 just to get some absorbed in their bodies...or they could just eat a little meat
Samuel Anderson
Noah King
Benjamin Bennett
Technically you can - the direct source of b12 is a bacteria from the soil. Not the animal flesh itself.
Animals are a good source of b12 because they eat grass from soil which has that bacteria.
Humans can get supplements of the actual bacteria.
b12 is also found in sea plants like kelp and algae since that bacteria lives in the ocean. But these plants are hard to find everywhere.
Also, most vegan foods are fortified with b12 like soy, almond, coconut milk and cereals.
Samuel Rivera
That’s hyperbolic.
Alexander Sanchez
Pooping after eating vegan for a week though >>>>>>>>
Samuel Turner
I tried going vegan once. My doctor made me stop because I wasn’t getting enough calcium.
Joseph Gutierrez
There's no proof of those supplements working. They are not regulated. Also there's no such thing as soy and almond milk. You crave dairy that's why you drink those phytoestrogen filled sugar waters.
And b12 is made from bacteria that lives in animal stomachs. And animals like us eat those animals because we cannot make b12 ourselves.
Joshua Stewart
When you see a porn, and a girl is getting her pristine arsehole eaten, do you think she shit and dry wiped before that?
Fuck no. They professionally hose and scrub that shit down. Someone else does it for them.
You can't eat an ass after a shit unless there's a shower in between.
Eli Brooks
Logan Ward
No proof.
Lucas Foster
Lol veganism is now synonymous w/ gay butt stuff. You guys need a new strategy
Leo Gray
Marketing is certainly a big aspect of it, which is why I'm confused about why they wouldn't continue with the more effective "good health and weight loss diet" strategy. It makes me think Veganism might be just one of the small ways in which the state is trying to engineer it's citizens to be more like the citizens of China whom have Confucian values which tout compliance with authority itself as morally desirable instead of western values which demand compliance only with just laws created by sufficiently democratic processes. Getting us to eat the bugs is just a budgetary bonus, but feeling like a good boy because you ate the bugs? That's what they actually want.
Owen Bennett
Vegan = no they are all pasty faced preachers.
Juan Thompson
See vegan sources of b12 are typically from yeast or bacteria, their form of b12 has to be converted by other animals to a version we can uptake. They just take like >400% the daily requirements of this b12 we can use to hope some get absorbed
Jose Reed
Cricket bread is the worst thing i have ever tried to be fair. There is a limit and you cant keep me away from tomatoes
Adam Torres
Pork breakfast sausage is gross eat a $50 steak it's the bomb also eat bacon
Hunter Torres
Kek
Jeremiah Price
Or a nice $9.00 T-bone. Fillet and sirloin all in one hit.
Nolan Barnes
>There's no proof of those supplements working. They are not regulated.
Lol, you think FDA regulation is proof? I like how you need to the government to tell you when something works.
Pork steaks aren't regulated either - by your logic I suppose they don't work.
They're b12 supplements. They provide b12. They work, because, well, they're b12, and when you eat them, your body literally has b12. It's not rocket science.
Why don't you pour bleach on a hamburger and eat it - there's no proof it will kill you, since bleach on hamburgers isn't regulated. lol
>Also there's no such thing as soy and almond milk. You crave dairy that's why you drink those
No, they aren't made to taste like dairy. Dairy milk grosses me out. I want to vomit when I smell it.
We should not be consuming someone else's breast milk.
Humans are the only animal to drink breast milk during adulthood - and milk from another species at that.
Meat aside, there is a much stronger case we definitely should not be drinking another species breast milk.
Also, you can get almondmilk etc without sugar. And they're great for cereal. And taste way better than dairy milk.
Dominic Brown
It called anal bleaching and a shower. Your asshole still smells
Aaron Gomez
only humans who have history of cattle raising can tolerate lactose, it's a recently evolved trait
Logan Wright
B12 in supplements for vegans are from. It animal sources and thus use a version of b12 the has no to slight availability to us. We need animals like cattle to convert the microbe b12 to one we can readily use
Michael Bennett
A trait that came from the mongols
Blake Collins
Kill yourself you vegan pussy. If you use b12 supplements, they either don't work or they are from animal sources and you are not vegans.
If later is the case then you might as well quit pretending you care about animals and just eat the foods that you like (meat, eggs etc.)
Ryan Cox
yeah i'm not a vegan retard and my post doesn't even imply that. you're a retarded fundamentalist just like vegans and any slight perceived threat to your worldview must be retaliated against wildly
Jason Lopez
Vegan farts are fucking disgusting