Childhood TV/Movie Puberty Starters

Childhood TV/Movie Puberty Starters.

I recorded this episode of Futurama and fapped furiously to Leela and Amy when I was 12.

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in the future when all your memories will be downloaded to a usb stick and watched at your leisure anything like this will land you in jail for kiddie diddling you should be more careful about the things you think about.

what

Stupid sexy flanders

Leela is missing an ass cheek. Literally unwatchable.

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The whole giant single eye thing is also kind of horrifying if you try to imagine it on anything that doesn't look like a cartoon anyway

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I mean I guess

Sure is a lot of animated shit in this thread. Are all you guys spergs?

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You are on Sup Forums, so yes.

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Gymnastics events on Olympic broadcasts.

Sydney was fucking great for 10 year old me.

>that gap
>those heels
>that hair
>those abdomen details

I wasn't even a kid when this was on but Eris drove me nuts.

Mel Doyle and Nat from Sunrise. Had fat asses. Squirt a load over the floor before school for years

coldest studio in hollywood

That's a shame.
My fondest memory is licking the 11yo neighbour's daughter's pussy and licking her best friends ass ad pussy while they played with my rock hard dick.
I was 9.

It was the orgasm scenes in Bruce almighty that started me. Jennifer is hot

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Goddamn, the DCAU has some fine looking animated women.

Agreed.

That episode of The Simpsons where Homer and Marge are running around Springfield naked.

This episode was too much for me back then. It still is

monica #7 is effay as fuck

>that scene in Whole Nine Yards where they fuck for like 5 seconds on screen

first fap, must have rewinded that part like 30 times

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Jinkies

Some stupid movie I watched as a kid had a scene with two girls kissing which I proceeded to look up online and watch many times.

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You sir lived more in 9 years than most men do in their lifetime

IMAGINE

Fucking DC plebs

I fapped a lot to gymnastic videos. I had a really good time when I discovered the program in one of the sports channels.

The cunny league was kino

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Gymnastics is the ultimate kino fap. All these fucking Sup Forums fags are a bunch of idiots.

That scene in Nip/Tuck where that gay surgeon fucks the military soldier.

Definitely one of these two.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>getting offended over other guys not being into your fetish
I'm supposed to be the idiot here?

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It's not a fetish. It was just a way of seeing cunny legally when I was a kid and searching for porn was kinda hard. I also watched the late night porn shows on Golden too. There was one about some sort of resort in Los Cabos and one about some Lady that invited people over to her mansion to fuck. And more stuff that I can't remember.

>tfw never more high production value late night porn series again

>OP got off to 2 women making fun of mens dick size in the 21st Century

way to tell everyone how you become a cuck

Yeah bro you are duh

do you know what website youre on? fucking retard

this movie awakened something inside me

This is the cunny board, yes?

that movie awakened things in my nightmares

not so fast

I noticed a slight jiggle

And BLACKED, yes.

ITT:
Everybody going to Hell

yeah me too

This was my first senpai tbhfam

>hell

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This is one of the all time great pastas

HNNNNNNNNGGGG

HELLLLLLLLLLLLL

That mother fucking tiny toons skunk

This scene was for me. I don't particularly have a bondage or torture fetish, but I rubbed myself thinking of this scene for awhile.

Yeah I had a thing for Kira.
>hurr I can't make abstractions of the female form unless it's a photographic depiction of one
And you call others spergs?

Is this kino?

Wasted Opportunities: The Show, but much of my teenage semen was spilt to Smallville.

>hurr I can't make abstractions of the female form unless it's a cartoon depiction of one

I couldn't fap to Smallville, early season was so pure.

>tfw waiting for episodes every week with anticipation
>tfw fawning over clarke x lana pairing
>tfw getting sad with the trademark CW cue in popular song at the end while Clarke gets sad
>tfw having a huge crush on Kristin Kreuk

i-i wanna go back ;_;

Real nice stretch there, sperg. Keep being mad at people who can whack it to cartoons. Shit you probably can't even whack it to NES sprites, what a fucking plebeian.

Eris made my nuts hard

justice league and justice league unlimited are both excellent shows

people who masturbate to cartoons are fucking weird

DCAU is kino in its entirety but Xmen's rogue had a glorious booty. No other redeeming qualities.

But are they kino?

>I couldn't fap to Smallville, early season was so pure.

>couldn't fap to the hottest shit on early 00s TV

youtube.com/watch?v=RE72FKrs42I

I genuinely don't believe you, user.

I can masturbate to paint drying or grass growing if I have to. Cartoons are fine.

Don't worry, friend, the day of the rope will soon be here.

Puberty is a funny time, I am sure most of us fapped to some stuff that seems very odd in hindsight.

i fapped to alscan pictures and animenet ranma shampoo art i was so fucking horny

>military soldier

yes

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god damn son

Hello

Junk mail clothing catalogues, used to come home from school and check the mailbox hoping for the ones that had a lingerie section in the back.

Good times.

How

I've jerked off to the bathroom scene in Snakes on a Plane so many times.

That one scene is better than any porn I'll ever watch.

i really miss power rangers on Sup Forums

she aged into steven tyler

She was the only woman who could stir a fire in my soul, one you lay eyes on her and WOW! you finish in your pants.

This, and also this.

TURTLED

I've pretty much had a bondage fetish my entire life. Even before I really hit puberty, seeing Daphne as a damsel fascinated me.

I just like, watched girls gone wild 30 min previews and the super extreme softcore show after that was like sex stories.

Red Shoe Diaries with Agent Mulder?

Did the same, though looking back I dunno how I got off to those. Didn't that guy go to jail for like...being a perv, lel.

The Kanker Sisters' lipstick scenes stirred something deep inside me that would later manifest into so many fetishes. My little heart would race every time they'd show up in an episode.