Here come all the "real" americans

Here come all the "real" americans.

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>Here come all the "real" americans.

>Here is my attire that is as colorful as my self esteem


Americans need a world-class catastrophe in order to feel validated and well in place. A good half of the country is fat, and this world class obesity. Without an imminent threat on the channel 4 news, Americans turn to their spouse, hold back some vomit, and ask for a divorce.

We do?

All I see is “blah blah blah I’m a dirty camel fucking whore who’s jealous of America, again and still. Disregard me, I suck cocks.”

Huh?
Jealousy overflow?

Ww3. No body armor. No rifle. Tennis shoes. No water. No food. No communication.
Gonna be a real short war for someone.

Your overlords have you trained well. You ingest chemicals that are globally banned. Your containers and packaging all intoxicates your "healthy" food too. The first ingredient in your "all natural" products was fucking propylene glycol, an wide know cause of vein and tissue damage. Your news is reality tv and your schools havent been places of learning since the government took them over. Your health care system is atrocious but the elite have you convinced it's because you dont slave hard enough when you work more than any other country. You're entertainment is all porn and sex to keep you fapping and docile so you can be weak and easily manipulated. America has the best economy yet lives as if they are a 3rd world country. The elite in charge have you so convinced to fight each other that you ignore their war crimes. There is nothing to be jealous over being an American. You are chemically pumped, bottom of the barrek, slaves and you think you're somehow better than anyone.

Not this user, but this is an actual statistic. Americans are all blubber.

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I've been to a lot of countries. If I had to pick where to live again, I'd pick the US again.

Using CNN as a source.. try harder please.

Dude has natural body armor, look at the size of those fucking cankles...

>>Here is my attire that is as colorful as my skin color

Hitting too close to home fatty? Im just the messenger. Nobody forced those donuts into your snout.

Well of course you would. You're also a lazy sack of shit who doesnt care that he will be literally poisoned and die of a preventable disease that will cost him a fortune to fail to treat all for the sake of "comfort" and "convenience". Oh also enjoy paying taxes yet reaping absolutely none of the benefits because they all go to the rich.
I am american btw this place sucks major ass.

Pretty sure most of us already know this

No one in this thread understands the "black air force activity" meme. Bunch of virgin newfags.

awww sweetheart. Stay mad :)

Satan's Trips of Satan's Truth.

>No water. No food.
Has gun. Lives near stores in the most well-fed countries on the planet. Can drive.

Wonder where he's gonna get his food from...HMMMMMMMMMMyoufuckingidiot.

Amerifag here. Can’t argue with any of this.

Retards thinking WW3 will be fought on the streets lmao, enjoy your building getting destroyed by a drone that you don't see, hear.

WW3 would never happen anyway, y'all dumb as fuck. Tho I expect USA to be hit with a lot more terrorism acts.

I do?