>be me, loner wagecuck at 31
>make the mistake of buying a house while single, have a high-paying job to easily afford it though
>neighbors are all married and nice, neighborhood is weirdly like a picturesque 50’s movie set, everything is manicured and kept and peaceful
>the dread of being different builds, have a blank house with no decorations
>reject invitations and offers of friendship
>only friends with one guy on my street, only because I know more than him when it comes to handiwork and cars
>spend my free time browsing boards or drinking with dude
>dude and I go golfing on neighborhood green
>it’s pretty nice because nobody else is on it that day, play for a while at our leisure
>girl who’s backyard connects to the course comes out and calls his name, holding a platter with three glasses
>walk over with him
>get introduced to Erin for the first time
>beautiful woman with long brown hair and brown eyes, pale skin, thin frame with noticeable curves, in her late 20’s
>she’s wearing a blue sundress and some white plastic sandals
>go to shake her hand as she sets down the platter
>both of them laugh when I do, she holds her right hand close to her chest with her left hand around her forearm
>there’s a big silver hook at the end of it, a skin-colored forearm sleeve goes up to her elbow, along with a big pink scar that runs diagonally up her arm
>apologize, she says it’s fine
>friend asks if the sweet teas are for us
>she says yes
>the cart just sits out on the sidewalk while we chat and sip delicious sweet tea
>friend blurts out that I live alone
>”Divorce?”
Uh no
>”Oh... I know how you feel user.”
No I’m just single
>”Oh! Sorry for assuming.”
>her face gets a bit red
>quiet for a second
>friend explains she’s living alone herself
>subtly shoehorns in the idea of me helping out with handiwork since I’m free regularly after work
>why.gif
>agree reactively because I don’t want to be the asshole
Be me, loner wagecuck at 31
>she smiles and does a little head bow
>”Thank you, but don’t feel like you need to check on me regularly or anything user...”
>say I’d be glad to do it
>plsno.png
>”Well thank you user. It’s nice to meet you.”
>we finish our sweet teas, say goodbyes
>don’t even finish golfing before his wife wants him to come home and get ready for a party
>he invites me offhandedly
>decline
>go to sleep after looking up Erin on social media
>only very recent photos of her
>an old tagged photo show her and her husband, bald headed husky man who looks like he belongs on a motorcycle, much older than her
>wake up the next day, go to work
>get home and browse
>find an amputee thread, curiously look
>go to sleep
>repeat the next day but around 6ish Erin texts me
>hey user [Friend] gave me your number, are you busy? :3
>the emoticon makes me smile a bit, say no and head over
>her front yard is strange, one side is vibrant while the other side is specked with barely alive plants amid decaying bushes and flowers
>she answers the door wearing a white sundress and thick fluffy socks
>”Hi user, nice to see you again.”
Likewise
>she invites me inside, it’s a nice place
>barren of any actual decor, looks like my house only abnormally clean, as if no one lives there
I don’t think you need any help, place looks great
>she laughs
>”Thanks user, heheh.”
>there’s a mild tension in the air, feel like I’m in a doctor’s office
>sat on the couch with her with a water
>realize there’s no background noise beyond the hum of her dryer
>we mostly talk about me, she’s curious
>”It’s alright if you’re curious about this by the way.”
>she idly waves her hook
Like what, the story behind it?
“Yeah. Feels like everyone I meet wants to know what happened.”
Past is the past, only if you want to tell
>she smiles gently
>”Past is the past, yeah.”
>waitIwantedtoknow.gif
Isn’t there something I’m supposed to be fixing?
>she laughs and stands up
>”Oh, yeah.”
>violently shake her Keurig until it starts working again
>she comments “Percussive Maintenance?” and made me laugh because I’ve never heard another soul say it before
>show her how to fix if the toilet bowl isn’t filling with water
>she’s embarrassed having me near where she goes to the bathroom
>help her adjust some furniture and properly lay out her bedding
>she still has a picture of her and her husband on her dresser, the ring is just sitting next to it
>she thanks me and we talk until 9
>leave and go home
>visit her another day just to say hi
>by next week I’m helping her with her front yard
>she was slowly putting in plants that didn’t need as much TLC, help her finish it
>kids playing in street ask who I am
>Erin calls them over and shows them a bug she found
>kids take it and run home with it to force upon their parents
>the next day is spent finishing it up
>sat on the front step with her, drinking deliciously cold water
>she’s wearing a white tank top along with yellow shorts
>she offers to pay me back for gardening supplies I grabbed for her
>say no, I’ve got money to spare
>she offers four more times before I leave
>get home that day, showering
>realize Erin is unnaturally perfect & cute
>her hair is always kept perfectly straight, she must brush it constantly
>she’s modest and easily embarrassed, makes her adorable
>she’s always cleaning or maintaining her house, and always wearing a sundress
>go to sleep thinking about her
>spend the next two weeks always helping her, friend teases me that we’re a good couple and tells me that people are gossiping that we’re more than friends
>blush.gif
>go over to her house later than usual one day
>she’s wearing comfy clothes, short shorts and a sweater
Whaddya need?
>”Ah, well, uh. I wanted to thank you.”
>eat a homemade dinner with her
>she pulls out wine
You drink?
>”I mean, not when I’m around other people.”
Ah ok
Keep going I'm very intrigued
You are a good writer user, I'm very interested
>”I could swing around drunk, might take someone’s eye out.”
>she raises her hook for effect, awkward silence
>I look up at her, she stares me in the eyes
>the silence made it funny again, we both start laughing and finish dinner
>talk on the couch for a while
>eventually start to head out
>Erin is blushing, red to her ears
>think she’s drunk
>get to the door, thank her
>”Oh, user!”
What
>”Um.... Did you want to take the leftovers?”
>go home with a tupperware
>go to her house three days later
>sit on the couch with her and talk
>she’s wearing a dress that shows off her cleavage
>get on topic of a movie we both like
>she turns her TV on for the first time I’ve seen it on
>watch the movie on demand with her, drink wine while we do
>movie ends and time comes to leave
>at the door, thanking her for movie
>”user...”
what
>turn to her, she’s blushing again
>she’s holding her forearm nervously, staring at me
>realize she’s not drunk and wasn’t before
Oh.
>she’s shaking gently, staring at me with this adorable pout
>put my hands on her for the first time
>she makes a tiny “ah?” as I lean in to kiss her, her lips are soft and plushy
>pull away, her brown eyes are watery
>kiss her again
>she pushed her hips against me, I never even pulled her in that close
>her hand presses onto my chest
>it’s cute as hell
>press my tongue into her mouth, she moans quietly as I cup her ass
>break away from kiss, she looks incredibly needy and pouty
>”Why’d you make me wait so long...”
Sorry
We should probably go into the bedroom
>”user...”
>She lifts up her skirt with one hand, holding it above her stomach
>no panties
>adorable slit, shaven and with very small lips
>drop my pants as she unbuttons my shirt with one hand
Leave it
>she turns around without me asking and leans against the wall, lifting her skirt back up again
>grab her hip and rub a finger against her slit
>she’s burning up and decently wet
Tldr
This story is brilliant, I'm really hoping it has a troll ending because it's so interesting lmfao. Would be classic.
Inb4 walk the dinosaur
Ex husband comes, not ex after all, get on floor, dinosaur etc
>spit on my hand and lube myself
>slide in easily
>”Ooh. user.”
>she moans gently
>wipe hand on my shirt and put both my hands on her hips
>start to pound, rough
>she goes silent, she’s panting and whimpering with every slap of my hips against her
>she’s tight, really tight
>feel like her pussy is constantly tightening around me, over and over
>a minute later I push in a little bit harder
>feel my dick push against her cervix
>”Ghh, fuck! Ow!”
>mutter sorry and keep going
>she starts moaning
>this high, squeaky voice that’s like an obnoxious pornstar
>”Ooh! Yes! Take me user!”
>nvm she makes it cute
>listening to her moan is heaven
>grip her hips harder
>the straps on her sundress are falling
>pull front of dress down with one hand, get disappointed and wonder how she puts a bra on
>go back to holding her hips
>slamming into her over and over
>”I—wanna... Ooh! Kiss...”
>Pull out and pick her up, leave my pants at the door
>I stopped working out in high school, pretend not to get winded as I drop her on the couch
>get on top of her
>”Kiss me~ user~”
>glide into her tight, hot pussy, pressing her down into the couch with my body as I groan
>”Oh fuck~!”
>slamming my crotch into hers
>she instantly quiets
>she throws her head back, she’s panting and her legs wrap around me
>”Gh~ Ohh~”
>don’t slow down, making wet sounds with her as I fuck her into the couch
>her head jerks over to the other side, her eyes widen and she shakes gently
>she makes this tiny whine as she cums with my dick pushing into her
>groan and slow down, getting close
>she looks back up at me and smiles
>it’s like she could sense it, she tightens around me and talks right into my ear as she pulls me into her
>”user~ user~ user~”
>groan and slam into her a few more times while she says my name
>repeatedly slam each spurt into her as I cum, best nut I’ve had since high school
>she passively moans as I empty out every last drop into her honeypot
Tyoe faster dirtbag
imagine writing all this for the larp 10/10 consider a career in novela script writing or off yourself either one works
Gotta be something with the hook tho.
Send this shit to a publisher or something faggot
holy FUCK tl;dr
If you wanted to write an autobiography just do that instead.
I'm not reading all of that but I hope you hook up with said chick. Everyone deserves to be happy.
>cold feel of her claw on my back kind of brings me back to reality
Are you on birth control?
>she smiles warmly and nods, cute little voice that’s just a bit hazy/exasperated
>”Mhm. Don’t worry user!”
>kiss her a couple times, she giggles when I awkwardly pull myself off of her
>pull out
>”Oh!”
>only takes a few seconds for a massive load to spill out of her
>couch is white leather, it’s fine
>clean her up after searching her bathroom for tissues (who keeps them on the toilet and not at the sink)
>”I didn’t even do anything and I’m all sweaty, heheh.”
>she gets up, says she’s going to go and take a shower
I’m coming obviously
>”Uh, no! I’m embarrassed, y’know.”
>doesn’t want her stub seen, ok
>put clothes back on, kiss her when she gets out
>she isn’t wearing a bra, just a shirt, some panties, and some pajama shorts
>cup and play with her boobs for about 3 minutes before she says I’m getting horny
I am
>”I can’t go a second time... Jeez....”
I’ll just jerk off then
>”Um. Am I watching?”
>both of us are silent for a few seconds
>she wants to watch, she’s already starting to blush again
>sat on the couch, she kneels in front of me without being asked
>she settles in quickly, smiling as I jerk off to her
>pull her shirt up, she pushes her tits up with her forearm
>”Don’t get it in my hair when you cum...”
>”It smells kinda good, actually.”
>”Do you wanna rub it on my face?”
>cum after five minutes
>shoot onto her chest, 3 ropes over her tits
>”Ooh...”
>clean her up again with more tissues
>kiss her and eat a late dinner with her
>finally get to the door
>”Bye user.”
>she’s smiling warmly, and she’s got the gentlest blush on her face
Bye Erin
>go home
>spend the next week going over to her house every other day just to rearrange her insides
>the only decoration beyond plastic plants she has in her house is a Valentine’s Day bear I got her
>it’s on her fireplace mantle like a trophy
>Erin comes over to my house for the first time because I went a few days without seeing her
>I open the door and she standing there wearing the same blue sundress I met her in
>let her in, kiss her and close the door
>”user... I was lonely....”
>she pulls up her dress to her stomach
>black lace panties
>grab her and pull the dress up further, she’s wearing a matching bra, it’s slightly transparent
>”Ahh~?”
>she’s watching me get aroused, there’s a dirty smile on her face
>”user... Your door is glass...”
So?
>one hand is holding the dress up, the other cupping a breast
>”Your breathing got heavier...”
>she’s sort of panting herself
>hand goes down, she spreads her legs reflexively
>soft, hot and wet, panties are probably stained, wonder if she was touching herself before she came here
>wonder if she can masturbate with her right hand missing
>”How come you haven’t come by?”
Tired from work
>”I’ll—Ooh...”
>Rubbing her slowly
>”user...”
>Pull away and take her into the bedroom
>She wants to be on top a lot lately
>we both strip down, I get lube
>she takes the hook off the sleeve, but not the sleeve
>she smirks and pushes me to sit on the bed, her underwear is still on
>she turns around and sits on my lap, pulling her panties to the side as I lube myself
>have awkward lube hand
>cringe.png
>slides in easily, she moans out loud, cutesy porn voice as she reaches the base
>she’s greedy, just immediately starts bouncing hard on my cock
>she’s moaning way too much, eventually end up standing and fucking her
>toss her onto the bed, pull her hips to the bedside and push into her
>”Ah! Yeah? Yeah?”
>hands on her thighs, her legs are over my shoulders
>”Fuck! user~!”
>Lean in and start ramming her into the bed
>she wraps and arm around me and pulls me into a kiss
>she just wants my entire tongue
>pull away and she has the most aroused look I’ve seen on her
>”Spit in my mouth user~”
Just waiting for some kind of terrible pun.
Still: Moar.
This
First good thread in a while tbqh
maybe she has a dildo attachment and sticks it up user’s ass...
hey op im sorry but i cant read your greentext im kinda tired could i get a short version its something about a girl right?
I'm waiting for bill Murray
>heat of the moment, spit into her mouth
>she sticks her tongue out as I do
>”Haaaa~”
>groan
>push as far in as I can go
>”Give it to me user!”
>give her bout tree fiddy
>jk everyone wants it to be a joke for some reason
>cum hard inside her
>pull out and go to clean her up
>she moves back to be fully on the bed
>she starts fingering herself, cum spilling out of her
>kiss her while she makes the dirtiest sounds I’ve heard with her fingers
>she only came when I spat right into her mouth
>watch her melt into an orgasm
>she looks so happy and messed up when I spit onto her tongue
>actually get to clean up
>she spends the night over
>have sex another time, more weird spitplay for her
>wake up the next day to pancakes but she also spilled some blueberries I bought, no biggie
>people in the neighborhood knows we’re a couple, friend is happy
>stopping her while she’s doing something and letting spit drip off my tongue into her mouth drives her absolutely fucking wild and disrupts anything and everything
>we’ve gotten past our little honey-moon phase though, calmed down where we have sex once or twice a week
>regularly seeing her/going on dates, we mostly just go see movies or get dinner
>she also got a new prosthetic, it’s a white forearm and hand, decorated with cutesy stickers on the forearm
>planning on proposing to her soon
>haven’t asked if we do move in together, who’s house is being sold
>feel genuinely happy for the first time in a long time
Sorry if this was a bit long. I know you guys like hearing more about the dirty stuff.
Sorry user, I met a woman who’s missing an arm, and I’m now in a committed relationship with her after some hot secks. Planning on marrying her.
that's awesome, thanks for the story, user.
10/10 would hook again
Very well done. And actually really enjoy the mushy stuff. IRL the nasty freaky shit is alot easier than the mushy shit and that amazing feeling of first contact with a new person.
But on the other hand, any plans to train her to be a proper sub?
you made me smile for the first time in 2020
btw: please keep on writing, your are astoundingly skilled
I'm happy for you user, I hope I find a person that makes me tick like she does for you.
>three fiddy
My fucking sides. Thanks user I laughed out pretty loud.
I agree with these ding dong slurpers, consider a career in writing no matter if this is real or not.
You have future in this.
Faggot.
I’m glad, thank you. I haven’t typed anything besides business shit for a long, long time, I’m happy to see people enjoyed hearing about Erin.
Not really, I’m a relatively vanilla person in bed. It’s getting sorta clear that she’s very smutty when she’s comfortable, I feel like I’m getting sort of corrupted/led into being way more dominant and more so degradatory in bed.
I’m glad I could make you laugh user.
Good for you user. How long have you been dating total?
You know I mostly lurk on here and seldom ever reply. But if this isn’t some faggot LARP then good for you user.
I’m genuinely glad for you.
Can we see a pic?
Don't sour her image by posting shit user. You obviously love her and will feel like shit for it forever
wait what the fuck OP did you ever even find out how she lost the arm and the husband
>Planning on marrying her.
nice
Just noticed I forgot to post with a pic last reply. Oops.
After this January it’ll be a full year now.
Sorry user, but no.
A bit harsh to talk about, car accident that ended in her arm gone and her husband dead. She got an abortion afterwards when she found out she was pregnant a bit later.
What’s with the white hair posting if she doesn’t have white hair?
Btw make an update post when you guys get married! At least post a picture of you two with your faces covered. That wasn’t posted on social media, just in case of bad people. Best of wishes
As a married man, let me tell you to wait another year to propose, and then have a longish engagement. Once your married your mindset changes. I thought that was bullshit too, until my own outlook changed. It makes you more serious, which isn't a bad thing, but enjoy a few years of being a free spirit with her. Take her places and try interesting foods and cultures. We spent a lot of our mid to late twenties doing that and the only thing i regret is not taking more than the three years we had to do that
How old are you both user?
>her husband dies horribly and her arm gets ripped off in a car crash
>she doesn’t want to bring a child into a world that has no father and an amputee mother, gets an abortion
>she gets on birth control and fucks the first unmarried guy who displays kindness, let’s him spit in her mouth and creampie her regularly
Amazing how females can so quickly revert right back into being a slut after such a terrible accident.
That’s just me projecting my little fantasy of her having perfect white hair to match her prosthetic, I think it’d look so cute and cool. I’ll make an update if she’s cool with posting a picture like that.
I’d like to say I will wait a bit longer but I likely won’t, sorry user. I want her to be my spouse.
I’m 32 and she’s 27.
Ok incel
Fuck you and your beautiful and oddly satisfying story.
And a big fuck you for the best thing on /b in months
Pics or it didbt happen faggot
Die in a fire.
She'll kill your unborn baby too bro.
she pulls OP’s unborn child out of her with her hook
10/10 user, great read and I wish you two the best of luck in the future!