Moving to Israel

In a month, I am becoming an Israeli citizen and moving to Israel to join the IDF. Ask me anything about my journey or my political opinions.

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Hope a Palestinian kills you, kike.
sage

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why would you do that?
Israel is a third world/developing country and the US is one of the richest countries on the planet?

Doesnt make any sense, unless you are an ideological idiot.

You have clearly never been to Israel. It is a highly-developed, beautiful country.

At least I'll be doing my part to remove kebab, Hans.

>You have clearly never been to Israel.
But I have.

And every country is different when you visit as a tourist.
Egypt is beautiful when you come as tourist, visit the beautiful nature, pyramids and shit...
does not change the fact that its a dirt poor shithole.


Israel is not as poor as egypt, but has super high cost of living compared to their shit wages.
It still has lots of shitty socialist policies.

And good for you falling for the IDF meme.
Everyone knows IDF service means you are a underpayed cuck even for israels shitty wage standards.
But hey, maybe some american "Evangelicals for Israel" will send you some free fucking pizza.

That is so badass. To be honest, joining the IDF and BTFOing Palestinians is my dream.

I'm pretty damn jealous of you right now. Good luck, IsraelBro!

I hope your in shape user
Fate alone doesn't get you through boot-camp(or advanced training)

I am not in shape. I weigh 150lb and am 5'8". Do you think I can get in shape in a few months by the time I get my letter from Tzahal?

Dirty kike fuck, Hope you die.
sage

(((You))) are a cuck
> can you speak Hebrew?
> what Israeli newspapers do you read?

Best way is to join an army prep-program

Or you can just run.....get off 4 chan and run

I speak a little but of Hebrew, but I will take ulpan courses. I prefer Arutz Sheva and Yisrael HaYom.

jidf fuck off

> ideological idiot
So he's an idiot because he decided to follow his ideologies?
Gee no wonder Germany is fucked

Work on your Hebrew before your arrival, you'll feel very lonely unless you know the language, especially with combat soliders who don't always speak English so well
What do you think about Haaretz?
hard to deny that you're probably right

How much kebab will you remove ? :)

>why would you do that?
pic related is why

HaAretz is a leftist rag, fuck that "newspaper." They are traitors, every last one of them.

Why did you join the Israeli service instead of American service?

Will you give up your American citizenship?

Will you come back to America?

Do you feel no shame for abondaning America?

Hopefully all of it.

youre a kapo faggot

I'm hoping you're not expecting alot of action.
Most of the army is on constant guard duty, and attacks on actual soldiers are very few and mostly done by 'civilians'.
I wasn't attacked once with anything more than a rock

>killing muzzies for israel instead of saving america
Cowards way out

Are you allowed to shoot someone who throws a rock at you?

>implying israel isn't the 51st state
reeeeeeeeeeee

So can anyone request citizenship or do you have to be a j00? Honestly have wondered where one has the best odds of getting to remove kebabs, and the IDF probably get a lot of action.

What the fuck happened to his face?

למא?
זה רע בארצות הברית?
אתה יהודי?
אתה תלך באולפן?

good for you following your dreams. I hope you do well in the army, I would love to join the IDF and remove kebab. Ignore the skinheads and cucks in this thread.

You have to be a Jew, child of a Jew, or grandchild of a Jew in order to get citizenship.

If you're none of the above, you're welcome to convert to Judaism and get citizenship that way.

Saw this after posting, so much for that.

goy genes

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Israeli women are feminists and SJWs. Good luck.

>you're welcome to convert to Judaism and get citizenship that way

well meme'd friend

Standard procedure is issuing a warning in Hebrew, followed by a warning in Arabic, followed by one warning shot in the air , followed by a shot to the lower body(legs).

But if someone comes charging straight at you yelling Allha huAckbar or coming closer than what's necessary(in order to stab you), by all means kill the idiot.

Not that you'll ever need to worry about it.

It's true. I have plenty of ex-goy friends who did it that way.

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how? can i join you? i want to be a powerful jew

i probably have jew blood. big honker and curly brown hair

Can you dance the Macrubah?

Would I have to get circumcised? Serious question.

Jewish genes.

Get fucked, nigger.

Oh my sweet summer Goyim......
I won't feel a thing.......

Not if you do a Reform conversion, which is the easiest type.

Can Goys join the IDF? I cant stand this blue pilled cuck country anymore.

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>convert
This and you need to do it the Orthodox Israel Mikvah way, to become assured of a Passport. It takes at least a year to convert. You will need to learn to read Hebrew and attend anq Orthodox Synagogue 2-3 times a week, in addition to all the holidays. Or, if you can afford it, you can enroll in Machon Meir in Israel.

Some reform judaism rabbis don't require the snip. The reform conversion takes a few months and an exam.
If you're reform converted aka judaism lite then you can't get married in Israel since the orthodox church manages that.
If you want the full experience you should get an orthodox conversion, takes a few years, a dance with the rabbi where he tells you to fuck off multiple times and a snip.

It's not that bad. At least we aren't Germany ;w;

Goyim should stay in their country and strive to make it better.

convert convert convert

None of that is true.

You gonna answer my questions mate, you made this thread?

no. i went to a bar mitzfag once and saw them carrying some rich kid around on a chair though

Israel is my true home and it is the only place for which I have allegiance and a will to fight. I will keep American citizenship for convenience.

>Amerifats
I will never understand people who aren't in prime condition on their first day.

Reform is not recognized by the Israeli government. If you are really not born Jewish and want to convert, Conservative and Reform are both a waste of time, if you want to become actually universally accepted. Born Jews are blessed to attend those services, if they want, but for non-Jews, only Orthodox is accepted world-wide.

reform is not the best way will be harder to be accepted
we;re not muslims or christians
we want to make it as difficult as possible
think of it like the navy seals
>go home we don't want you
>give up boy
>you're pathetic
it weeds out the weak genes

>None of that is true.
For you. Say what you want. If you want to convert, Conservative and Reform conversions, if you are serious, are a waste of time. If you aren't serious about it, that's up to you.

This makes me angry, but if you have no allegiance to America good riddance, just make sure to give up you American citizenship.

Why do you lack loyalty to America?

>not beeing able to shoot Snackbars in the Westbank on sight

Why live?

>It's not that bad. At least we aren't Germany ;w;

Girlfriend is German. Might as well kill myself now.

You're right that the Chief Rabbinate doesn't accept Reform conversions, but Israel does recognize them for citizenship purposes.

Good riddance leech, don't comeback.

oy vey you ze goym with skin on yo benis!!

the rabbi wont marry you

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If that is true, I didn't know that. I am surprised, but I agree that to really move there, one should do everything in their power to appease the Israeli Rabbinate, but that would be cool, for those who lack resources to do that as a starter, but the truth is there is more work in America. So, I am getting my business off the ground here, so I can hit the ground running in Israel, after working with my local Orthodox Rabbi multiple times a week and eventually being introduced to an Israeli Beis Din, after about 8 months, through emails, etc, eventually making it to Israel after about a year to be evaluated and accepted, even then it is not guaranteed. I am six months in, few things are more difficult and I can't underestimate the importance of Hebrew-fluency.

No question, just wish you the best, you're fighting for the right side. Turn those Palestinian termites to dust.

obviously jews are the scourge of the esrth. you lied, and britain gave you israel.

even in your second book thatvyou literally only let 35+ males read, it says that lyingvand tricking people is ok, but israel must be won through blood and war.

I dont care what you hews do with my money. go kill more 6 year olds throwing rocks. keep denying why you have your country. I don't care.

god cares. you lied about genocide, took a country, then killed all the locals.

god will avenge his wrath

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what were you doing at 23?

I was getting $16 an hour driving tugboats.

bibi is a pretty cool guy. but the idea that Israel deserves anything is silly.

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