I'm a bouncer at a night club. AMA

I'm a bouncer at a night club. AMA

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How often do you get into full on fights with people?

Doesn't happen. Never seen a bigger man than me at the club.

ooooh a big tough guy. GTFO!

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did you threw someone out who pissed at the dancefloor

Has a girl ever offered to get you off to come inside?

No. I had one woman take a dump in the hallway.

A few times. But I never accepted.

Can you 'ear me now?

was an equal response to "ok boomer" ever created?

Do you like my Dubs?

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how old were you when you watched Road House and knew this is what you wanted to do?

what's your diaper policy?

About 15. Still have the mullet.

Would you be interested in employment doing armed security? Like a armoured vehicle or private bodyguard or something?

Nah. Don't like guns.

Ok, i'll bite.
what's the craziest shit what you have seen in your club?

What's your favorite movie?

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How often do you keep/take/sell drugs you confiscate from patrons?

a man and a woman in a skirt fucking on the dance floor.

Elf.

We watch out for known dealers. We don't do pat downs or searches.

ever have sex with a guy to get a job ?
do you know any criminals ? how bad is the organised crime in your city

that's a good movie. Ever see jingle all the way?

No
Nope

Do you get a chair? Seems like standing all day would be balls

I don't mind it. I sit down at my breaks.

how tall are you?

6'4

are you homophobic ever had a homosexual experience? how homophobic are the other bouncers

how high can you jump?

muscular?

whats something you wish people would ask you?

My cousin was head bouncer at a night club even tho he's only 5'7'' , is main task was snorting and selling coke

do you ever wonder how life would have been like if you were a woman ?

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Is this really the best you can give society? Sad.

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ever got your crotch grabbed by a girl?

What was the name of your bully at high school?