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I know. I ain't livin under a rock
I do
Waifu
Austin James
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Elijah Roberts
No. Just get drunk and go sleep. It's almost 23.
Ryder Rodriguez
Alright lad, it's fine.
Nicholas Sanchez
But Raid: Shadow Lemon is one of the best ganes of android, with video console graphics...
I was going to do the full promotion but too lazy
Cheked
SUPREME is good to me
Also you probably visit a lot of cool places then, where's your favorite place? You travel a lot soo your favorite place at least is going to be interesting
Connor Lopez
hot! i want her to clean my backyard, lots of leaves this time of the year
oh... that sounds boring...
but i wouldn't know, after all, i never really -really- got drunk before :3
Daniel Clark
claimed and napping
Joseph Nelson
I fucking hate niggers also claimed best Ninja waifu.
Isaac Gutierrez
Got a story for you guys.
My aunt was missionary in Africa and the Philippines. She's gullible and can be naive as hell, when she is some African hell hole she wanted to swim with hippos, not knowing how dangerous they are.
The locals warned her, so she didn't go through with. She could have been in a rekt thread. Almost amazed how she's still alive today.
Jaxson Murphy
Is it just another weeb gacha game?
no, u are the nigger, u clean
I like u
Lincoln Torres
I'd love to go as a missionary to Africa or Asia. That'd be fun, I'd throw bibles at people and desecrate pagan holy sites.
Aiden Johnson
Good night
Why in the first place she wanted to swim on a probably contaminated water? She doesn't know about all the diseases in Africa?
Raid is a pay to win game
Shit as hell
Would recommend
Owen Mitchell
Thanks, I think I'll pass. Had enough pay to win games in my life.
Julian Phillips
eh.... as you might've noticed i exclusively travel at night from 10pm to about 7am so i don't 'see' much per se
but i can say we have some parts of the autobahn that are really wenn paved... and some parts feel like a wobbly mess.. like as if you sitting in a vibrator lol i feel every tiny pebble since sports suspension ffs -.-
can be a pain (literally) when your stomache hurts and you're trying to get to the hospital.
buuuuut i can say that in munich there was this really nice tunnle that when i came out i was surrounded by glass walls and it looked pretty in the nightlights
andin stuttgart there was a biggg like biggg biggg BOSCH parking lot goin across the autobahn it looked pretty intimidating
but ya mostly.. i see autobahn ^w^
fuck construction too! it's almost everywhere all year round >.<
nep nap nap nep nep? nap ^w^
that's both funny and disturbing ^x^
i do pretty much jsut that quite a lot actually... keeping a whole house n shape when it's just one person... like and backyard and trees and shit... it can feel intimidating at times.
i was hoping you could help me =_=
Robert Richardson
where is my asakura fren...
Lucas Morris
That would just be holy warfare. It would increase your piety.
Very naive and I guess she never read up on that.
She lived, so it worked out.
Jaxon Ross
Wise decision
I didn't know that you travel in night, at least there's less noice than in the day, kinda
Of you travel that much you should change the suspension, probably a lot of money but your butt is going to appreciate it
And construction is everywhere, society need to evolve
Really, say something to her about that, she probably doesn't care but no one wants to get an African diseases
Zachary Hernandez
Good, I need that piety so I can finally set up an anti-pope and btfo this lousy heretic borgolio.
Andrew Lopez
Thanks how's it going?
Heil Hitler death to high finance and bolshevik jewry
Ian Ward
I'm sure she knows now, but I'll mention to her the next time I see her.
Make sure you blind him if you get you hands on him.
Aiden Brown
bye-bye~
sure did :)))))
sorry, text biggg :(
im going through my usual sources for music right now, this is nice: youtu.be
you can only ever do real speeds on the autobahn when theres 0 cars. like fuck it's crowded in day time. you accelerate and then some schmuck in front of you is drving like 80 in right lane and you have to brake real hard
-does not happen at night :) you can drive like on the race track it's nice and biggg three lanes like really go into the curve
ill share some more footage soon, i just always forget about it since it's not really that important to me i guess
i had biggg service this month... cost me 1.3k =_= them fucking benz tards getting paid too much by the hour, the parts weren't expensive.. but the their time was what stood out on the report i got
at least everything's in order, just had to get a new first aid kit
there were times i spend 360 on gas in a month
a-actually... i should dial it down a bit. sure is not a problem now but wasting money is never a gud idea.. but the problem is no one's holding me back since im alone
fucking everywhere.
Ayden Howard
Saying 'bolshevik jewry' is like saying 'jewish jewry'. Just say jewry next time mate.
How are you?
I can't, that's cultural appropration cause I'm not Greek. Could I castrate him? Or is that still just a Greek thing? I can maim him if that's the case.
Angel Phillips
dunno.. hungry? Wanna make me food?
Michael Jones
Robert Bennett
It sounds fun seeing some footage of you doing some drifting on the autobahn
And sadly i know about getting scammed with electric repairing, normally all the price of the repair goes into the "time" spent
Also just make a budget for all the money you gonna spend in gas
See you space cowboy
Luis Thompson
At least it helps. Goodnite.
Parker Butler
I think that's still a Greek thing. Now go become a secret devil worshiper.
Hudson Ross
But devil worshippers are literally gay.
Bentley Morales
My bad hitler. I'm good drinking my first bottle of desperados and rolling a joint. What you up to tonight friend?
What do you like? I'm a awful cook but I will try.
Liam Ross
Jayden Hernandez
Dragon witch claimed
Landon Clark
Claimed ^^
Thomas Wright
Just throw me some chicken nuggers with currysauce and hotsauce.
Leo Cooper
What are you fags up to tonight?
Zachary Hall
yikes
Blake Brooks
Drinking
Ryder Mitchell
Edgy
Chase Mitchell
Based I will do this just for you ^^
Liam Cooper
Lol
Me too
Me and my BF have leftover champagne from new years were gonna drink.
Camden Murphy
Fuck off, I'm on a detox mission and trying not to get wasted today.
Awesome. I'm way too lazy to cook rn.. especially since I have no chicky no more and I don't wanna eat red meat.
Bentley Cox
Champagne isn't my thing, give me beer
Hey that was very rude
Christian Gray
Same
Connor Nguyen
Cheers bud
David Gomez
Mfw I'm gay and dont worship satan
Jeremiah Foster
Can't help it. My willpower is non existent. Especially when it comes to not getting trashed all day. Cause of u that Havana 7 is calling for me.
Josiah Hughes
You're detoxing, drinking is a no no. As I say while taking sips of MD 20
Ethan Moore
Nah
Beer is like pisswater. I either drink hard liquor, types of wine, or fruity mixed drinks. I already a faggot so I dont see any problem liking faggy drinks.
Jonathan Lopez
armed and dangerous
Blake Sanchez
Anytime fren
Nazi cat man?
Justin Wood
Haha gae
Josiah Clark
Look budd alcohol is alcohol, I don't care what it is. As long as it gets me tipped, I'll drink whatever
What are you drinking?
Zachary Wood
Cute
Isaac Walker
Ja?
Bentley Clark
I can drink to that
CHEERS!
Landon Howard
this time this time you're not alone
Ian Lewis
Cheers!
Cameron Cruz
nah she's actually really nice
Zachary Bailey
Hi Cutie
Julian Jones
Desperados tonight got 4 big bottles how about you ^^
Why are you a cat man?
Isaiah Sanchez
I'm gonna rip your fkn ass off.
Alexander Brooks
Kewl
Who you talkin to Hon?
Brody Turner
MD 20s and steel reserves
You can try
William Scott
yikes
Jonathan Parker
I'm too lazy to find u and rip ur ass off anyways.. but I've got a figure of ur waifu. I'mma eat her ass instead.
Adrian Powell
Ummmm
That sounds incredibly bad but hi
Samuel Bell
Drinking rum and either playing Darkwood or Attila Total War. Not sure. Maybe I'll play Sunless Sea.
You worship satan by being gay. Not trying to insult you, just what the Scripture says.
Nolan Stewart
Why would I not be?
Schrödy is cute af
Asher Bailey
Sure if you're into sloppy seconds
Joseph Wood
Well I guess I'll be worshipping satan in an hour with my Catholic BF lol
Jacob James
What ya mean seconds. I got her fresh from japan. Nobody ever hot glued her.
David Rivera
Are you sure about that budd?
Oliver Long
Yeah.. she was sealed tightly. Nobody ever let her cute ass out of that box.
Michael Carter
Now suck each other's dicks!
Owen Miller
Well I can call myself a stag but that doesn't mean that I'm a stag.
You can't be gay and Christian.
Daniel Davis
I got into that ass before she got sealed
Budd, that's gay
Luis Cruz
Idk what that is I'm guessing lager.
Nice I tried to drink rum the other day but I've completely gone of it. Thanks for that super rare pic.
Idk the appeal to cat ears but hey I'm a simple lad.
Chase Ross
Never had MD 20/20?
William Richardson
Yeah I dont know what I am tbh lol
Approach religion more as a life philosophy rather than the listen and believe BS.
Nolan Cooper
u went back in time to break into a jap factory and found the one figure I was gonna buy. Then you somehow managed to push ur apparently microscopic dick into her tiny ass, past all those spikey edges.
I think I can live with that.
Daniel Ortiz
Exactly
Colton Barnes
And you're still going to eat that ass knowingly I've used it, Budd you're gay
I don't go for that gay shit
Hunter Moore
I became a professional ass eater ages ago. Ur cum ain't gonna stop me from eating that ass as is my duty.
Carson Campbell
What would you do if that gay shit came to you?
Jacob Thompson
The more I drink it the better it tastes, at first it was meh but now it's pretty good. I might get some more next week.
No problem.
That's what Christianity is, a life philosophy. Catholicism, protestantism and the rest are religions. Man-made structures.
Xavier Jenkins
You disgust me beyond comprehension yet I admire your commitment to eating ass
Burn it, gays belong in hell
Joseph Gray
why are you so fucking gay holy shit
Luis Morgan
I'de eat out her ass just to taste his salty cum
Carter Martinez
My kind was raised by monks in some secret land. We trained for the worst. Every ass needs a good eating, even if it's a 15cm plastic waifu.
>his salty cum
Seras u unbelievable fucking faggot. Piss off..
Christian Carter
>You worship satan by being gay
>You can't be gay and Christian
>gays belong in hell
John Martinez
I've never tried it and I'm a eurofag lol
Nice hitler without his moustache looks fucking strange
Samuel Walker
Well have fun tasting my cum
That explains it, didn't think MDs would be there
Carson Carter
enough cum talk.. shit's starting to weird me out and Seras ain't helping
Jacob Clark
Yeah you know what you want some of that, gay budd
Adrian Sanders
Because all of you are really cute. With the way you ERP and fantasize about your waifus. It's hot af.
Yes burn us all we all deserve it.
Jaxson Davis
You are the one posting a smug trap.
Camden Wilson
Plenty of room for you queermos in hell to burn for eternity.
Trap? Excuse me?
Aiden Johnson
>Joan of arc
>Trap
Juan Robinson
Kek probably
Angel Cook
These are called smug trap u schmock.
Xavier Gutierrez
Reminds me of my late grandpa.
He didn't like Hitler though. To be fair he didn't like anyone when it came to politics.
Hunter Ward
Are you really just going to lewd your waifu like that?
The fuck is that? What does that got to do with traps?