Virtue+Moir: Sex on Ice

How moist and steamy can a sporting event get?
I mean damn, was even allowed on TV in some countries? I'm guessing no.
Relive the heat, at 3:18:00 here:

olympics.cbc.ca/video/todays-events/figure-skating-feb-ice-dance-finals-free-dance/

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>be leaf
>get drunk on fermented raindeer cum
>jack off to EZ Mode figure skating

they actually had to tone it down for the olympics because they thought it was too raunchy.

youtube.com/watch?v=29WFYcqO0TM

fml
will I ever have someone look at me like that?
I really need some virtue on my moir.

They have been working together since age 8. Probably all the lewdness was channeled in their teen years.

Here they are as teens.
Imagine being their parents. Or significant other - how could you possibly compete with that shit?
You look in the mirror, you look pretty damn good. Put your coolest jacket on and head over to your gf's figure-skating practice....and she's on the ice with this guy, doing this. Yikes:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=exKjcO_pDWs

>How moist and steamy can a sporting event get?
Did you see Shibutani? To say there's some very obvious incest going on both on ice AND when they're alone, is to heavily underestimate things. They clearly fuck like monkeys that they are.

youtu.be/d63h3rIkkog

Skip to 10 seconds where Scott accidentally reveals he's slept with Tessa

I don't even know what that means, バーガーくん. And I'm not sure if you know what it means.

Anyone tried watching these skating events in VR? How were they?

>tessa virtue in VR

CBC has the events in VR

Lol. Did he wink at her right before?
Did I hear he was gay? What's the score here? How many times they fuck?

I need pics of the nipple slip.

I missed it. I need it... For research.

I don't know what you were watching. There was no intimacy or sex appeal in their performance whatsoever. Nothing shrivels up then ethers like Coldplay. They ice dance like an Asian kid playing violin. There's no emotion or passion in it, all thechnical prowess. That's why my burger brethren like them so much, because of all our sexual hang ups. They're truly pure.
I hate it.

I totally wouldn't have noticed it, but her reaction completely gives it away.

nah man. They have probably shared a room before at competitions. But that doesn't mean they are fucking.

He just read about it.

Literally how cucked can one country be?

Her reaction gives it away. Watch it again. She wants to say something, but she doesn't.

>Willingly nerfing their routine for the Olympics
>Still got gold anyway
Who cares, the pair is based

or she said something that denies the sex innuendo but they cut it because 30-40 year old women in canada love the idea of having a fuck buddy dance partner.

PS - my wife is one of those women

But they did EXACTLY that in the routine last night, look here at 3:20:34:

olympics.cbc.ca/video/todays-events/figure-skating-feb-ice-dance-finals-free-dance/

fuck she's hot - that dress is very nice on her, she's got a great back

I think she meant that they didn't do it during the team event

All male figure skaters are faggots, how do you not realise this?

I need to see the nip slip RIGHT NOW

Your bronze medalist from the other day is a 100% chad cishet male.

sounds as if you're un poco celoso, niño

Before the olympics I was worried that I couldn't get it up to anything but the most disgusting facial abuse threads on /gif/ but when couples ice skating comes on I end up solid as a rock and the only thing preventing me from whipping my dick out and unleashing the fattest Peter North cum shot across my computer screen is that I respect the purity of the dancers routines. It is graceful and beautiful on a level I have never seen in real life and I want to soak in every second of it so I can revisit it in my dreams.

...

>28
>no kids
What a useless woman

She still has time to breed

Well apparently she's retiring so she will probably do that now

Aliona Savchenko got the FS Pairs gold and is 34. I still have hope for a Tessa nipslip in the next Olympics.

>when she tells you that you don't have to worry about the other guy

male ballet dancers and figure skaters get more pussy than your average chad

How do the bf/husbands of ice dancers even compete

>Tessa nipslip in the next Olympics.
She's retired but there's already a Tessa nipslip

In comfy woolen pyjamas during training isn't quite the same thing... Could even be on purpose.

I don't understand what he's mumbling before she gives him that look.

>If you get to sleep; sometimes you're so restless...I read...

>...I read...
what was he thinking

>I've said something that might be taken as implying we sleep together
>that's kind of funny, I should roll with it

He was reading one of their fanfiction most likely

Papadakis and Cizeron definitely slept together though

It's just a kiss user baka

>ywnh her nose and chin grabbing your face like a pincer
why live

That's probably why the guy has hollow cheeks

theyre both gay actually

i'd like to suck on her cute nipple like a pacifier mmmm

i hate being a virgin

>This live interview on CBC
shippers btfo

Any more?

So they're not fucking? That poor bastard, blueballed for 20 years, a fate I would not wish upon any man.

how different would this have ended up if Moir had gone bald at a young age

It's the rest of us who are blueballed, not Scott.

What happened?

No Cizeron is definitely a fag, everything about the way he moves, acts and looks he can only be into dicks

Nuffins, typical denial and shiptease at the same time

What does her clam smell like?

>What does her clam smell like?
Her partner's semen, her urine, and her period blood

SUSS

Ya tell me about, she can't shut up about it in bed