Guys I have serious problem need advice

Guys I have serious problem need advice
>be me
>22
>6'3
>would say above average on attractiveness maybe less dunno
>average body, not fat but not skinny
>want to lose virginity
>but don't want commitment something like hookup would be nice
>Hate clubs or bars
>sperg in talking to girls
>It never bothered me and I never thought much about it but for some reason now I just have a constant huge urge to fuck someone and to feel how it's like
>don't want to pay for hooker because the ones available in here are expensive and the cheap ones are railed by everyone so I'm scared to catch something

How do I achieve this bros?

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Tried tinder but conversation never advances more than 6 messages , usually they don't write back but they don't unmatch I guess because other pussyhungry mongrels spam them with better lines

Lower your standards. Message a girl on tinder a couple of lines, don't try and have a conversation. then, ask to go out for drinks or whatever.

You're going to have to force yourself into either using dating apps or go to hookup spots like clubs or parties. If none of that sounds appealing then just wait it out and eventually it will happen if you live a semi-normal life.

If I don't try I usually message the typical hey hows it goin? But I never get replies from the start if I type it

Just say some dumb shit that you think will make them laugh or get their attention. Girls just want to be entertained and someone to listen to their bull shit. If you can do that, you'll be fine.

Also, maybe try bumble

Honestly that'll be hard without a party. IDK mayne but a huge amount of alcohol with coke does the trick for me. I've never been good with girls but when im black out drunk and on coke it's like I become a good and I can get women quite easy. If you got a dealer or a friend that might know someone coke and alcohol is the answear user.

Who is she
I just found this one too

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That's the same picture but flipped retd

Dude I’ve been looking for the last half hour. I too would love to know.

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They only respond to chads. Simple as that, if women treat you like this on there then its cause youre ugly

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Lets not kid ourselves OP. The truth is, youre still a virgin because ur face is beat the fuck up huh... like rocky from that movie the mask... ur fucked bro

I know who this girl is and I hate that I can't say who she is or I get banned for doxxing, so I'll do my second best.

I hung out with her as a teen, glad to see she's stacked.

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Someone else said just say some dumb shit and I couldn't agree more. I used tinder for while and everything basically fizzled out because I was looking to have conversation. That is not where you go for conversation. That shit is lead generation and nothing more, lol. Your goal is to get to a date as fast as possible. If you want proof of the bullshit people say that somehow works, just look up one of the best of tinder videos and you'll see the type of shit we're talking about. Aside from the troll shit that's on there, it will at least give you an idea of some of the dumb shit you can say to pull a bitch.

I was about to say if op is so great looking as he says he is (what a surprise every retard here rates himself better than average), then don't small talk just say you are looking to hookup. spam that and if you get some success then you evaluated yourself correctly, otherwise stfu dumbfuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

this. op is a FUCKING RETARD
> hurr hurr hurr I am better than average looking
> constant fail on hookup app

You’re a cunt...

... can you at least post more pics pls?

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Not true. The most successful dude I've ever known that used tinder is the most feminine dude I've ever met in my entire life that's actually straight. I promise you if you met the dude, you'd assume he's gay just like everyone does. The fact of the matter is that he doesn't seem like he's going to murder these girls and he can be entertaining through self-defecating humor. Chads don't need tinder anyways so...

I hate to say he's probably right. If you're 6' 3" it's gotta be your face..

Hey now, I'll give more pics. I'm just not able to give a name.

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normie fucking asshole. how's leddit these days?

Dunno fam only have this pic

I don't get how I'm a normie? I have access to her facebook. Do you? I clearly know who she is IRL. You don't, faggot.

continue

Does she have any in a bikini?

Dump all her best pics

> afraid of a ban
> too pussy to post a name
> standard retard that has rekt this board
normie faggot. kys.

They fact she’s not single kills my boner, but I’ll take whatever else you can get. And just a shot in the dark, I’m gonna say the US? Warm?

HAven't been on half-chan for a couple years but holy fuck they ban anons for giving names of girls now? The fuck is a nigga doin now

No, she's from Ireland. She's a skinny stacked type. So she's got a boney body and wouldn't be modelling in bikinis.

She used to be that typical emo MCR type as a teen. Used to have braces. She's a bookworm. She was the Velma of the group we hung out in. Massive nerd. Spergs out fun facts like an autist.

Never hung out with her or that group again because the group leader was a massive faggot that made everyone cheat on everyone else and split the group up because he had to try and kiss everyone. She was part of a clique of girls, she doesn't even hangout with them anymore because they're all mums now.

Everyone thinks the cleavage image is from an escort service, larpers. She was just on a date. Not that deep.

Tl;dr fag broke up the chuckle bunch, no one's been friends since.

I still love you bros maybe you are right maybe not I didn't want to rate myself because I don't know how attractive I am only thing i base it on is that my grandma says I'm attractive young man

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if you actively participate in threads here you will be banned for bizarre bullshit regularly. that's how cucked it is here. that's why this dumbfuck is an idiot for worrying about a simple useless ban.

Call me every name under the Sun, still not gonna name drop. Stay mad.

damn. Life hasen't been easy for a semi-normie since the other chan got caught

>Self-defecating, kek
He is pretty funny