How bad will this bomb?

How bad will this bomb?

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Probably not that badly. Nobody has an original idea any more and people love "nostalgia" even for things they never watched. Plus it has the Rock, Zac Efron and that girl with the creepy eyes people spam here, so it's got some star power. It'll probably pull respectable but unremarkable numbers before dropping into complete obscurity.

Did they only cast Daddario so that Efronlet could be taller than somebody?

Depends how much of the Mammario's puppies are in it.

Why is rock have sneakers on while all others are bare-foot?

It'll be a hit and will spawn a franchise. I'm calling it now. Plebs love this shit

>it's a chubby ugly jew slays the most pussy episode

Isn't the fat fuck on the right the app guy from the Newsroom?

Is Zac Efron such a manlet?

>normies love pornhub
>but still pay money for glorified porn in theatres
I shiggy diggy

Normies only watch porn when they are having sex with their partner

Why do they always pick Jews for nerds?

That stare

Did he devour her?

meant for

The Rock seems so cool except when he actually tries to look cool.

>brownies
damn that's pretty racist dwayne
how the fuck did he get away with this

Baywatch will do triple what Ghost In The Shell will make.

So if this does good will Zac finally pull away from the eternal realm of irrelenacy that guys like Drake Bell are still stuck on?

The Rock is box office gold. This will do exceedingly well.

I hope it's successful enough that they relaunch Son of a Beach. That show was hilarious.

>Son of a Beach
good lord talk about a fucking blast from the past

I'll watch it for Daddario and the blonde with the huge tits.

>Zac efron
>nerd

why does Efron look so stiff?

Is it the HGH?

know your role, jabroni

holy fuck effron is shredded

>The Rock
>Flopping

it has the Rock, it's going to make at 300 million worldwide.

>tanned Daddario

This is a crime against humanity

>blonde with the huge tits.
wut

NAIL FUNGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>maybe if I run flexing nobody will notice I'm a manlet

it won't, it will be the next fast and furious.

The Rock is the highest grossing actor of all time. It's going to be a runaway hit, guarantee it

It's up against the new Pirates. They'll be lucky if it will make bank.

This skank has a small role in it I think.

>tits
>effron
>the rock
>nostalgia
>turn off brain

Yeah, its gonna do well and piss Sup Forums off

>He actually looks that obviously

Based

Althought I expect this movie is going to show the fat dweed to be the 'dumb' one, and the blonde Pamela Anderson/ replacement to have a degree in chemistry or something that'll be plot relevant towards the end since they are busting drug dealers

>going to turn Baywatch into a blatent lewdfest

D R O P P E D

these filenames always get me

The Rock is box office Jesus, there is no movie he can't bring to the top

jesus christ efron looks awful here

Men with boyish good looks really shouldn't take tren because it ages their face 20 years

tfw no Dadadaddadadadadadadario gf

jesus christ how much tren is efron on

ROCKED

me on the right

Upton 2.0

Is Efron natty?

Damn i wish i had efrons ab insertion, followed closely buy his PT and gear supply

>The Boulder wearing shoes at the beach
weak foot-game

>The Rock
>bombing ever

His millions and millions made the crappy gi joe sequel money.

>PT
Yeah, because getting in shape is so fucking complicated that you need a special person to constantly tell you what to do.
PT is a scam profession to leech money of pathetic normies willing to pay money to trick their minds into thinking they are doing something and make themselves feel good for a moment without actually getting fit.

>except around brownies
Wtf he can't say that in public

What happened to the disney guy? Why does he look like jerky

>someone other than Alex is playing "the hot girl"

What the fuck were they thinking?

I don't know man. His skin complexion makes me think he's been doing drugs or some shit. Hardly surprising though, almost all Disney actors get JUSTed pretty hard.

/fit/ says he's been roiding pretty bad

Nah, looks to me like he got lipo to make his muscles more defined and cut water before shooting to make them satnd out even more. He also probably did lots of iso exercises to have the body of a young Jackie Chan in The Fearless Hyena here.

I don,t think he has ab implants like some retards are saying. That shit is so fucking obvious when the cut water it's ridiculous. Implants only look good if there is some fat going on arond them.

Daddario

boobs 8/10
ass 2/10
legs 1/10

overall 4/10 or 5/10

dat body ain't natty niggah

>depp says "pirates 5 isn't for everyone" talking shit about Trump voters
>everybody that disagrees goes to watch this shitty movie instead out of despite and to see some ass and tits
let's see what happens, i say that pirates will bomb instead

fit is correct.
this is a fag defending his husbando.

implants never look good friendo

>i'm gay
the post

>manlet
>giga caterpillar eyebrows

fuck's sake efron

It won't bomb but I guarantee critics will launch a massive muh sexism campagin against it similar to Suicide Squad but then it will turn out real women love the film and dress as Baywatch for Halloween.

Sure dude.

yeah so exicted for the new pirates movie with supernatural pirate villain number 4

Man, the rock looks so fucking out of place there.

>manlets

What a fucking retard

Becauase it's accurate? Jews tend to dream of being doctors, not basketball players. It's why they tend to be well-off.

Guys will watch it for the rock and that 21 jump street vibe, girls will watch for zac efron. it will probably do fine

>Le manlet is bad meme

Hi, Alexandra

this bait always works

He knows how much of a toll running can have on your joints

its because he's a closeted homosex whose ex wife now "manages" him

>Guys will watch it for the rock

Faggots will watch it for the rock, real men will watch it for Daddario.

t. manlet

politely disagree. ill watch it for daddarrio, but im not a real man

Well at least there's hope for you.

$100M opening weekend at least

Only diminished by the lack of Asians to pander to China but they'll fix that in the sequel.

Is this natty?

Nah, just look at the veins.

...

t. Lanklet

It is at 5'8

doubt, he is an addict

>titled, Bay Watch
>Actually watch people swim on a beach

Of course not
His face aged 10 years in one year and he emerged shredded and pretty bulky. It's nothing crazy, but the guy is destined to be a twink and adding some testosterone makes a big difference.

>Yeah, because getting in shape is so fucking complicated
Throw me a 6 day routine and diet focused on hypertrophy real quick for a 200lbs 6'2 male. Keep in mind I had an injury on my left shoulder so my rotator cuff is a bit fucked up.

How about you read the fucking sticky

Well, he's a big guy.

>6 days a week
>hypertrophy
>200lb 6'2
>doesn't say at all his bodyfat%
>rotator cuff is fucked

Since you said nothing of worth just get on steroids, fuck around in the gym for a month and be as shredded as Zack and be done with it.

For Vin.

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>6 days
4 days is optimal for natties, even 3 days for beginners

>throw me
The point is, this shit is simple enough, that you can figure it out on your own. The real difficulty is sticking to the plan for long enough. Once you know what you're doing (easy part) and do it consistently for long enough time (hard part) the end results really depend on your genes and exogenous hormones.
IMO if you can't be arsed to gather some info on your own, don't bother. You will quit in 2 weeks anyway.

Lol
No way

>the Rock
it won't