ITT optional boss battles
ITT optional boss battles
Owen Hall
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Kayden Williams
Ian Rivera
Julian Howard
James Martin
Crawmerax
Amon Clan
Ebony Warrior
The pirate kid on the island in Bully
Grayson Turner
Imagine being afraid of a flightless bird
John Stewart
...
Jonathan Smith
Thomas Mitchell
Geese can fly. Imagine this 15lb monster trying to bite your dick and wing slap you unconscious.
Matthew Young
Jayden Bell
Asher Lee
Brody Walker
user. I want you start a training regime. Become the best boxer in your local area. Take an airplane and take an ostrich in a fist fight.
Tell me how it goes.
Christian Flores
This pic was actually taken at my old work (it was a call center that primarily did XBL support) and I can tell you the sign had nothing to do with employee safety. The edge of the parking lot has a protected wetland and the geese came from there and nested by the door. It was an offense to move or disturb them.
Blake Robinson
Kevin Wood
Adam Lopez
>Tries to box with an animal that can disembowel him with a single kick
Australians are a different breed.
Bentley Nguyen
Lincoln Allen
Jaxson Reyes
Kevin Jones
Ostriches and emus are so fucking cute :3 I want to cuddle one then saddle and ride it like a chocobo.
Alexander Watson
Is that dog hurt or is it wearing some thing?
Michael Kelly
It's against the law to hurt geese so it's more your protection than theirs
Dominic Garcia
Adrian Ross
based monkey desu
Noah James
>sekiro.jpg
Jose Johnson
Holy fuck her skin is so perfect.
It's like a mannequin.
Kayden Hill
Brody Peterson
Why don't you fuckers just kill them?
Why do i see everyone just running from these things? It's just a bird, if you punch it you break all its bones and it dies.
Nathan Roberts
Both fights with Walton Simons in Deus Ex
Parker James
but the skeleton guy with the hood is gesturing me to come in, that sign is misleading
Carson Barnes
it's got a little bandana
Aaron Campbell
>farther
>not further
shit sign desu. would not listen.
Hudson Reed
At first I thought it was hurt, but it looks to be wearing something. Lucky toom Kangaroos regularly kill dogs. They're stupidly strong and surprisingly smart.
What they'll do is hop towards a river/lake, idiot dog will chase after, roo stands up, safely above water and chokeslams the dog until it drowns. Brutal.
Aaron Morgan
Cucknadians have declared them a protected species
Tyler Anderson
Radical fuckin' Larry gets me every time.
Ian Bennett
Yeah but you probably learned growing up not to trust people from the hood, that's what it's getting at
Charles Bailey
animal cruelty laws can put you in jail for fucking with them usually unless it is self defense.
Cameron Foster
OBJECTIVE: RUN
Jayden Nelson
imagine dragging your dick on her face
Isaiah Nelson
Thomas Thompson
What's he thinking about bros?
James Lopez
>Want Food
>Where Master?
>Sleepy
Jason Cruz
Approach the women with romantic intent?
>>No
>Yes
Noah Morales
Kangaroos are unironically notorious for putting things into a headlock and they have great upper body muscles. Never let one get you.
Jayden Torres
>Approach the women with non-consensual intent instead
Ayden Wood
It's a sign made for english speaking tourists in a non english speaking country.
Josiah King
>YHVH
Kayden Morgan
Stupid ESL-kun
Gabriel Murphy
The tokugawa shogunate.
Jason Perry
>optional boss fight
>you are underleveled
Eli James
Landon Brown
Because it's illegal in civilized societies. I know it'll take you some time to adjust, but please don't hurt geese or eat cats and dogs while you're here.
Ian Baker
I imagine if you had three gays with a spider they'd react in exactly the same way.
Adam Nelson
His homie was in danger.
Parker Carter
>you can't win
Why do they keep putting signs like this? It just encourages people to do the complete opposite.
Gabriel Foster
tism birds
David Thompson
>Park car
>HONK HONK HONK
>Parked near goose nest
>Father is hissing
>I give no fucks and walk away
>HONK HONK HONK
>Goose starts attacking my car because it sees its own reflection and thinks it's another bird
>Kick the goose
>It flies a good two feet and lands on the cement with a thud
Never have I felt more fulfilled
Xavier Gutierrez
loved Dark Messiah M&M, recently bought Arx Fatalis and and loving the shit out of it
Nathan Green
To make the monkey stronger.
James Scott
Geese are no longer endangered and are a fucking nuisance. There's no need to keep the preservation protection on them
Ryder Morales
That ended up a lot cuter than I thought it would.
Joseph Ramirez
wtf i didnt know they had panthers in australia
John Thompson
you don't understand what they mean.
even if you fight and beat the monkey you don't win. you don't gain anything. you beat up a monkey.
Hunter Jackson
>canadian goose
>canadians scared of a bird
Checks out.
Aaron Gutierrez
I would just punt the thing with my work boots on. ez.
Grayson Jones
I fucking hate birds ever since I want to Amsterdam as a little kids and I got zerg rushed by a ton of pigeons who wanted my hotdog because I was lot to the ground. I hope they did the sensible thing and culled them by now, they're fucking disgusting.
Eli Phillips
>there is nothing in this cave worth dying for
They just confirmed that there's treasure in that cave. Guaranteed.
Grayson Lewis
Break into the house?
>>No
>Yes
Eli Miller
>The pirate kid on the island in Bully
The whatnow?
David Ortiz
If there's ever a day Radical Larry stops being funny, it will be the day i leave this Earth.
Jonathan Robinson
Fuck, i don't know why this made me laugh so much.
Joshua Gomez
hah i knew kangaroos are pussies
Michael Cox
Or even bette- Mermaids.
William Morales
Oi that's not a panther, it's a bush cat, or as we call them cadwalladigeridoos
Ryder Turner
fuck them both on a threesome and make them kill eachother afterwards
Nathaniel Ross
That thing isn't even full grown yet, and if the dude didn't retreat he would have gotten fucked up.
Xavier Cruz
>daily sport
God how the fuck are they allowed to publish this complete and utter bullshit and pass it off as news?
David Lopez
Read more articles from it, it's literally a joke newspaper. I remember they ran a front page story about Osama Bin Laden been spotted on the log flume in Blackpool back when i was a teen.
Benjamin Harris
Samuel Rogers
These days I'd be inclined to believe it
Bentley Thompson
>teach the kangaroo his place then walk away
never saw something so based in my whole life, any more animal vs men webm like this?
Kayden Walker
Is this Ping Pong reference?
Josiah Long
the dude has a knife that he didn't even use for the kangaroo's sake
Juan Thompson
HAD to rescue the wife
Owen Brown
man of taste
Anthony Young
that's exactly what someone would put outside a cave that HAS pirate treasure in it
Carter Roberts
I actually started watching it today after it being in my backlog for who knows how long. I really like it so far.
Joshua Williams
Birds are weak to physical trauma so it isn't hard to beat one yo
Lincoln Perry
Owen Ramirez
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Nathan Watson
Mason Smith
Farther is correct here since the sign is about distance. The sign is underwater. It's midway in a dive.
Henry Wilson
Jayden Turner
Logan James
The fucking BALLS on this guy
Justin Nelson
Outlast2.JPG
Thomas Davis
>Wild animal assaults native australian
Joseph Baker
>strongest enemy in the game is the NPC that spawns whenever you commit a crime in a city
Ethan Mitchell
based cloakman. I bet he shoots niggers regardless.