Turning 30 this year and still virgin, will I realistically get any STD by using pic related?

Turning 30 this year and still virgin, will I realistically get any STD by using pic related?

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Nigga use a condom if you worried?

No. You can only catch diseases from people, not electronics.

Wait so condoms can block all STDs? Sorry I'm a virgin.

Of course they can't. But who gives a shit?

I do mon, ain't don't wanna no disease yo

Why? What's the difference?

Disease is suffering and I don't want suffering

Well you have to ask yourself which suffering is worse, a bit of something some penicillin can clear up in a jiffy or never getting your dick sucked.

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Shit that's hot

wear a rubber and youre good to go

good luck meeting up with someone from tinder tho.. it's all bots and thots begging for instagram followers

You'll likely catch oral herpes if you kiss anyone

Women mostly use Tinder for validation and dating, not hookups

Ok, Tinder bad, what to use instead?

im not saying it's bad completely.. who knows, you might get lucky

that being said, get a hooker

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>oral herpes
Who the fuck cares? 50% of the planet has it and it's not even a big deal.

Maybe, maybe not. Use your best judgement. If she's willing just jump in bed with you after a few texts, chances are yes, you're gunna catch something. If it takes a bit, a couple dates or hangouts before shes willing, and there's no red flags aside from the obvious (being that she uses tinder, so probably not long term material) then you're more than likely safe.

I feel there's a deeper meaning behind this pic

luck doesn't exist neither does hope, just another fake belief

Don't want long term, just sex

Rubber is useless against herpes and HPV if they are currently shedding virus (and its not always obvious when this is occurring) Also your mouth touching her anywhere is a no if you're concerned about STDs

I swear people who think condoms are the end-all for STD protection must work for the pharmaceutical companies.

Not if you force everybody you match with to take an std test.

How realistic is that tho? I doubt people are gonna go through all the work to prove it to a stranger

Gee, with that mentality, I couldn't imagine why you're a virgin at 20. Oops, I mean 30.

Just gonna say it now. You ain't gonna get laid so don't worry about it.

I'm virgin because I suck at small talk, it's retarded and dumb, and girls don't wanna talk politics and actual interesting stuff. It's just too much work going to a girl IRL, in the app everyone is there to fuck and that's it.

lmao

t. guy who does use tinder but is still somehow a virgin

I'm not going to tell you to see an escort, because that would be against the rules. But... you know.

To be honest, most STD'S are preferable to being a virgin at 30. Just fuck a decently priced whore, they get tested often.

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*tips fedora

Oooor, become a teacher and fuck virgins in exchange of grades :^)

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politics are super boring. i'd reject you too if you came to me with that lame shit

Every GUY on it is there too fuck, and I'm assuming most of which are alot more attractive, have alot more experience, and are alot more charismatic. If small talk is hard, then you definitely don't have the ability to talk a girl into fucking. You're kinda limited to prostitutes at that point. Girls love talking about interesting stuff, they just don't want to talk about it with YOU.

Dawg, you've never been fucked. That's priority. Just stick it in and try not to bust too quick. Worry about the rest when you've got a little bit of experience under your belt.

Just hire a pro, don't put up with tinder bullshit and buying dinners

Says the virgin. OP comes off as an autist with no social skills.

If you wanna talk tindr go to /soc/ and they might be able to give you some pointers.

Unless you are a complete faggoty determinist, luck exist,if you win the lottery you are lucky, ergo luck exist. But you are right that it isn't some separate force that you can influence somehow.

Same goes for hope, it exist, it just isn't some separate force. I hope you will kill yourself soon, ergo hope exists, and i would be very lucky if a plane engine would drop on you tomorrow.

>OP comes off as an autist with no social skills.
Aspergers to be specific

Thanks fam

This. I think it's wild how much conversation virgins have on here about sex when they could pay a hooker and demystify it for themselves in 10 minutes. Just get it over with so you can rid yourself of the label.

Love the honesty. Good luck brother! I've got two friends from college and one friend from high school with aspbergers and they all fuck regularly. You got this.

the real question is... do you not wanna become a wizard?

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What you would rather talk about then nigga? Puppies? How many Arctic Fox dyes you have used to ruin your hair? Like, c'mon, have substance bitch

Thank bro and thanks for the suggestions and ideas, good to hear about your friends too

Yeah I'm gonna wait until I'm 30 and then do it

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Do yourself a favor and quit putting pussy on a pedestal, Go out and find a local sex worker and just be honest with her (they will be more guiding than you expect) it's cheap and if you don't do well oh well

I'll be 32 this February and I've never had sex, or even held hands with a girl. Every day I think a little bit more seriously about killing myself but then I wonder, "what would those wonderful people on /b have to say about that?"

Basically I'm still alive out of spite.
You all can burn in hell, I'll piss on your graves.

Mr. GayVirginOP, Nothing in life matters, do what you want. If theirs any time to get an STD, it's now. Don't forget, we live in a modern era.

I don't put pussy on a pedestal, I just think 30 is too old to be a virgin, it's not normal and I want to fix that, but good point about being honest with the hooker

Ok Mr. GayVirginFedora

question. if you want to kill yourself for being a virgin, why dont you just get a hooker?

>puppies
nah, i prefer kittens
talk about your hobbies.. inb4 your hobbies are anime and jerking off.. have some substance nigga

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There’s.
You’re a virgin faggot because you can’t spell.

Wait are you a girl? I also prefer kittens, and my hobbies are art, I draw some anime stuff sometimes. I also like retro games alternative history, Graham Hancock shit, pretty good stuff. Also like reading about nutrition, currently getting buffed to feel better with myself

Anyway in the case you're a girl, can you answer me this one question? Why have I never been approached by a gal? Ever? Why is it the guy who needs to approach a girl??

all the stuff you posted sounded good tbh
>Why have I never been approached by a gal? Ever? Why is it the guy who needs to approach a girl??
beaches and shores, user.
do you take care of your appearance (face/style)?

>all the stuff you posted sounded good tbh
Lol thanks I guess

>do you take care of your appearance (face/style)?
Face yes, style a resounding no

yes, 99% of girls have aids and the other 1% have incurable syphilis.

I’ve fucked over 40 girls in the last 2 years pretty much all from tinder. don’t blame the app because you’re a fucking loser.

ive fucked over 41 in the least 1 year and 11 months.. you are a virgin compared to me

I want a soul mate more than anything.
Most people I can't stand for any longer than 2 seconds. How am I supposed to fuck that?

(I mean I literally can't stand people. Guess I'm just an outcast/incel with friends or anything.)

Stop talking like a nigger

Imma not talkin'
Imma typin'
ayyyyy lmaooooooo

If you can't stand them for two seconds they can't stand you for one.

I really hate that attitude of "oh I hate humans, so pesky"

How sad

You managed to make it to 30 and never could get laid and you think you will have any better luck on tinder? You have 2 choices. 1 Pay to get laid. 2. Start sucking dick. You'll probably end up sucking dick and taking it in the ass at some point anyway, but just in case you want to feel what a pussy feels like, feel free to try 1 first.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooow edgy, congratz on that post mate, really proud of ya