I’m a psychic ask me anything

I’m a psychic ask me anything

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Does she love me?

Not OP, but

pfft, no

Your bf loves u so much greater than she loves you... 3some!

Why is OP always a fag? Including you, fag.

Then how drunk am I?

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You’re thinking about Toms

What am I going to ask you?

Do you suck dick?

You’re thinking about Dominos

We've already seen another one of these and they're bullshit.

About as drunk as I: sober.

What kind of shake did I just have

“How much do I weigh?”

Sometimes.

Strawberries

Is she cheating on me?

How did you know? Are you hiding inside my bathroom closet?

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How else do you think he got his psychic powers?

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How small is my dick?

Then, how psychic can you be?

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fail...

Does your parents know your gay?

Yes, mentally and sometimes physically... like, right now.

I’m psychic

6.7 inches when jelked

Then what am I doing right now?

Yes

Sucking semen gives me strength

?

-maybe I will!

Wrong it's 5.5 inches

how gay r u?

No, it just means you're a faggot.

They know I’m Bi.

answer my question before i ask it

Masturbating to thoughts of Trav

Will my business do financially well this year?

If you are a psychic then what am I doing right now at home while posting here?

You’re super well endowed.

Wrong

I’m Bi.

Whats my name than??

Sort of.

I’m not Kelma.

what am i thinking about right now?

You’re unemployed, Mrs.

What am I drinking right now?

Masturbating to Dylan.

Morris.

Wrong I am currently pooping

Incorrect. gl...

Pizza, not the good kind.

What's your job then?

Augua

what's my real name?

what's my great grandmothers first name

You like Kimberly.

Nope. Four Loko Gold.

Jacob.

Hellenric.

Well, now, yeah.

WRONG it was Marry

Mary is her first legal name, bro. Sorry, she’s totally upstairs.

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alright OP one last chance whats my real name

Initials: IUM.

wrong again faggot

Who's my next rape victim?

Izaya

NOPE starts with a J

Yourself, Mrs. M. Try masochistic methods.

J is your nickname.

Yes, of course it's your mother

Jew

no faggot its not

If you're psychic, wouldn't you already know what I'm gonna ask? Just give us the answers, and we will pick the right ones for us.

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My mother is in Mexico. She’s alive and well.

>I’m a psychic
Is this how you discovered you're such a colossal faggot?

Thanks for sharing

Your mom

Your original thought is, “Jeeze, my farts tastes like Cheesey pizzA.”

Sort of.

You’re welcome.

Holy Fuck. Anons, this guy is the real deal...

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How aré you OP?

Nice gif and thanks

Ah em fuyn 29 and a half

OP here. Call me...

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