Well you useless shit turds twelve months ago I told you I was in line to win 1,266 cans of sealant from my lawsuit against The Home Depot for walking into an automatic door that did not open. Well today guess what my sealant was delivered and I'm not going to give one of you stupid fucks a can of sealant even if you roll some rare number combination so go suck a rake.
Well you useless shit turds twelve months ago I told you I was in line to win 1...
David Morgan
Ethan Hughes
Based
Thomas Cruz
Roll
Gavin Miller
NO SEALANT!!!!
Jack Parker
But I have all these holes and they need filling!
Xavier Evans
Sir, I demand some of your finest sealant for purposes sexual in nature
Matthew Murphy
Bump
Lucas Scott
GO SUCK A RAKE!!!, erotically
Logan Reyes
WALK INTO YOUR OWN DOORS!!!!
Levi Sullivan
YOU WONT FOOL ME!!
Juan Diaz
Bumpier bump
Hunter Turner
Sir, you have done a great disservice to my penis this day. And you are no gentleman.
Ethan Ortiz
Bump
Christian Robinson
Bunp
Jaxson Collins
IM COUNTING ALL MY SEALANT CANS TO MAKE SURE YOU SPECIFICALLY DIDNT TAKE ANY!!!
Aiden Campbell
Roll
Justin Harris
Why would I need your shitty sealent when I got flex tape?
Jeremiah Fisher
You make a saliant point. Here, take this can of sealant you don't need at all.
Adrian Baker
claps in golfclap for amusing parody of shitty reoccurring roll threads
Liam Perez
fucking bastard...
Nolan Morris
Your offer has produced pic related in my pants
Robert Evans
This thread is 27 minutes old and I have already eaten 2 and a half cans of sealant so your time is running out.
Cooper Wright
Hey brother can I get a can of sealant pls
Jack Evans
I want some tubes of caulk faggot.
Aiden Adams
YOU GET NOTHING!!!
Ethan Taylor
GIVE ME MORE SEALANT FIRST!!! ...
Nolan Ramirez
gimme dat sweet glue
Charles Cox
BITCH
Charles Thomas
But I have a leaky bung, and it needs to be sealed.
C'mon just one tube man, I'll suck yo dick
Brandon Ward
Your seperated things remain seperated and that continues to bother you substantially for all your days.
Joshua Sullivan
Picked a bad day to quit sniffing caulk .
Joshua Bailey
no u
Eli Clark
Man was not meant to know to the full glory of perfect rectum seal.
Evan Bennett
Haven't we all. Haven't we all.
Hudson Roberts
IVE CALLED THE POLICE!!!
Liam Garcia
no now they'll have all the sealant
Liam Long
BARRICADED THE HOUSE!!!
Jayden Ward
Police can't help you now
Only the sealant can save your soul
Robert Price
he must seal his ears or they'll his soul is theirs
Henry Jackson
FAT LOT OF GOOD THAT DID YOU!!
Joseph Smith
Bruh, I’ll trade you for some permatex ultra grey. It’s got a long curing time but it will seal a timing chain cover like no one’s business
Cameron Thomas
IVE BEEN SWINDLED BEFORE BY FANCY TALKING GENTLEMEN BUT NOT TODAY!!
Eli Walker
*Does not retain sealant hold in temperatures of eternal damnation.
THE SEALANT DIES WITH ME!!!
Michael Kelly
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SEALANT NOW
Jace Perez
You look like you need this more than me, friend. I wish you well on your way back from certain madness.
Lincoln Anderson
Ultra is more than I need, just need a tube of regular moisture wicking. But I need it now.
Make with the sealant, and I'll suck yo dick.
Xavier Parker
One man does not need this much sealant I beg of you to spare some to a poor sealentless person such as myself
Aaron Long
praise be to jesus
I will never forget you
(if you ever want a dicc suck hum bby)
Julian Harris
You missed the opportunity to say go suck caulk... Really disappointing in you.
Aiden Nelson
I RECOGNIZE YOU UNDER THE WIG FROM THE TRIAL, SEALANT FIRM CEO!!! MAKE OPENER DOORS NEXT TIME!!!
Jonathan Garcia
FUCK HE FIGURED IT OUT TIME FOR ME TO SKEDADDLE
Andrew Wilson
A man covered head to toe in sealant and rubbing it all over himself tells you that no one is perfect.
Robert Foster
I believe that sealant can bring about world peace.
By caulking people together into a sticky ball of sealant and human flesh, we will all learn harmony and cooperation.
Levi Phillips
THAT DAY IS NEXT TUESDAY!!
Oliver Allen
A large crate of sealant cans improperly packed starts to shake in the driveway where it was delivered. All of a sudden the sides give ways and cans of sealant tumble everywhere, across the lawn, into the streets, where any and all can grab them. The sealant imperium crumbles...
Ryder Garcia
gib sealant pls
Sebastian Bennett
/golfclap
Joseph Cruz
Sealant get.
I cut my boat in half, and need to fix it.
Jason Peterson
Fine Print
*Dissolves in water
Andrew Reyes
I will fill them holes for you baby bend over!
Mason Rodriguez
I stashed a few in the old prison wallet when you were not looking.
Carter Gray
For you, sure.
Brayden Roberts
MORE VISITOR ANAL INSPECTIONS!!!
Ian Bennett
I am in desperate need of some sealentless
One man does not need this much sealent I beg of the
Angel Butler
Dynaflex is shit sealant/caulk. Use Big Stretch or Solar Seal for exterior work.
Colton Cooper
Well crafted, op
Michael Johnson
no one here is getting any sealant
Levi Gutierrez
A man floats in an inflatable pool of sealant and says, "and you we're saying?"
For the sealantless man my heart is cold.
Ian Peterson
I'll trust your judgement should the need arise.
Dominic Lee
The robber brandishing an automatic weapon stands atop a Home Depot counter.
"Customers. Your sealant deliveries are insured. None of you will lose sealant. Do not try and intervene. We only want Home Depot's sealant."
Justin Williams
Rolling
Camden Johnson
Roll