Which escort should I fuck tonight: left or right, Sup Forums?

Which escort should I fuck tonight: left or right, Sup Forums?

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The one in the right OP the left looks like a miserable fuck

ew, both of those two beasts would have to pay me to fuck them

left definitely has hpv

WHICH EVER ONE HAS A DICK

Neither.

Left if I had to choose.

Ok 1 vote for right. Apparently right sucks a mean fucking cock from her reviews.

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get a life

LINK IT FAG

both probs have crabs or sum. but left looks better

Right. Very hot

Right. no contest

T H I S

He's trying to get laid. You're browsing Sup Forums.

user cant afford both

How do you find escorts these days, adultsearch?

Right

No I cant. Also right is more expensive than left one.

Switter, privatedelights, and escort agency.

Nothing beats a good cock sucker. What site are you using?

I HAVE FUCKED TONS OF ESCORTS, SOME STREET WHORES....I GOT STD TWICE AND CRABS ONCE...ALL FROM CIVILIAN WHORES I PICKED UP AT A BAR. ESCORTS KEEP IT CLEAN 99% OF THE TIME, CIVILIANS DON'T GET CHECKED LIKE ESCORTS

stay home and jerk off

This.

They are professionals at sex not amateurs. They treat it like their job and live and die by their reviews. All it takes is one guy or two guys to leave a bad review on their profile and it completely fucks them over.

how are those sites? Im trying to find some action as well

YOU ARE TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO GUYS WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN KISSED AND USE TOILET BUDDY TO WIPE THEIR ASS.

i feel too socially detached to even see an escort

GO TO MONTREAL. THE ESCORTS THERE ARE TOP NOTCH. GORGEOUS AND TREAT YOU LIKE A LONG LOST BF....AND CHEAP

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Privatedelights is good since it's all about reviews for both the girls and the guys. Really hard to get scammed or bait and switched on it.

Also looks like right is gonna win. Any positions you guys want me to fuck her in for you?

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I would personally go for the one on the right

I live in San Diego. Where and how do I get an escort. I don't wanna be a virgin anymore

CAN YOU FUCKING LINK HER PROFILE NIGGER. SHE LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR CIVILIAN AND YOU TOOK THOSE PICS FROM INSTAGRAM WITH SOME SICK 600 POUNDER FANTASY YOU HAVE.

I just signed up, are there incalls/outcalls? How long have you been using this site?

IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN I SUGGEST DON'T USE AN ESCORT. HIGH CORRELATION OF PROSTITUTES AND VIRGINITY BEING AN INDICATOR FOR SERIAL KILLERS.

ESCORTS ARE NOT USED FOR THAT. THEY ARE FOR MARRIED MEN OR GUYS WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO HIT THE ROAD OR BARS SO FUCK OFF AND KYS IF YOU NEED ONE JUST TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TED.

Nigga chill the fuck out lol

OK TED BUT DO YOU WANT TO END LIFE SITTTING IN A JAIL WITH NIGGERS OR GOING OUT ON YOUR OWN TERMS?

I’ll be be banging this stripper from Oregon !

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Yes the girls will say on their profiles if they are doing incalls, outcalls, car dates, or all the above. I've been using it for over a year. It's hard to get girls at first if you dont have any reviews yourself. The more reviews you have the more girls you can essentially "unlock."

Maybe if you stop yelling at me I will. Why you want to fuck her too?

The right. The left looks like she will kill and rob you and your Mother.

Tits?

NO, I SUSPECT IT'S A FAKE PROFILE LIKE THAT SHITTY SITE USES. BEEN BURNED BY THEM BEFORE

Go to duckduckgo and search "San Diego Escorts."

That's what makes left hot.

Beautiful tits

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How'd you start booking girls if you dont have reviews, kinda catch 22 situation there. also, the prices for some of them are outragous.

Won't I get arrested or some shit? Does the FBI not monitor that?

LMFAO. YEAH, ESCORTS ARE THEIR TOP PRIORITY

Left and fuck her in the ass hole without condom

>research

Anyone who would make such a choice solely from advice received on Sup Forums is a fool

Judging by your sarcasm, I shouldn't be worried then?

Theres girls that will see guys with no reviews, they will ask for money up front, or ask for other ways to screen you it's usually in their profile.

And yes escorts are expensive way, way more than hookers.

Yeah, I just googled the laws in CA regarding it. The punishment is mostly a slap on the wrist and a fine. I feel that they aren't really out there trying to bust prostitutes if that's the case.

Escorting isnt illegal you're just paying to spend "time" with them. You can hire them to go with you on parties or dinners, etc.

Yeah, from what I just read, it's hella easy for a lawyer to get you off for a prostitution conviction.
Second question then, how much money should I expect to throw down to have full sex with a prostitute?

I dont know. I've never had a prostitute but they are pretty cheap from what I've been told like $30-$60 for a fuck and nut.

I like escorts. Much safer and cleaner and they are usually independent so you dont have to worry about a pimp.

So is there a clear difference between escort and prostitute? I thought they were pretty much the same thing.

bitch on the right has a noose in the background bruh watchout ;/

Hooker/Prostitute = street walker = pay for sex

Escort = pay for time, usually sex but sometimes other stuff too.

Pretty much an escort Is just a high class version if a hooker.

Kinky bitch likes to get choked.

Bent over the hood of your best friend's car. Leave handprints and tit prints on the hood for him.

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FBI DON'T DO ESCORT STINGS UNLESS IT NETS THEM A SPY.

YOUR WORRY IS SMALL TOWN COWBOYS WHO WANT ONLY CHILD PROSTITUTION GOING ON SO WIPE OUT THE ADULT ONES.

AN ESCORT STING IS PROBABLY RARER THAN A Sup Forums FAG WITH A GF.

how is this even a question? left is obviously superior

Gotcha. How much does a night with an escort usually cost in SD? Honestly, I'm just dying for some physical attention with a female ever since my GF left me. It would be nice just to talk with someone too.

LMFAO. FOUND THE AUTIST.

IF YOU RECEIVE MONEY FOR SEX YOU ARE A PROSTITUTE. END OF FUCKING STORY. NO ONE IS PAYING "FOR TIME". FOR WHAT? TO LISTEN TO SOME HAG TALK? GET MARRIED IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT.

Nice.

Idk man I'm not from San Diego lol. I'm assuming pretty expensive maybe 400 hr. Its San Diego.

This.

Get a haircut. Shower and shave and put on some clean clothes.

Go to a strip club. Pick someone you like the looks of and talk to her. Get a few lap dances. Buy her a drink or two. Get a few more lap dances.

Go home.

Do it again next week, and if you've been decent she'll remember you. Repeat. Likely she will allow you to explore beyond the club's "modesty rules". If she doesn't, then move on.

This is going to cost you hundreds of dollars. But you'll get to see and touch lots of young fresh titties, make one or two of them cum for you, and have a little clique of Cuban girls who always jump on your lap when you walk into the club. The naughty girls will offer you anything you want. Take them up on it at some point.

You haven't wasted any emotional currency on them, nor do you owe them anything.

Stay clean. Don't get arrested. Don't get thrown out the club. It's really not that hard to enjoy yourself.

SD is thin on the available escorts. It's not a good market for them since the guys have the option to make a short trip to TJ for quality pussy at much better rates. But the usual rate in so cal is 300-400/hr.

Please go back to bed and suck on your BF's cock until he cums in your mouth again. You're much more attractive when you're quiet.

THE FUCKING CRINGE JUST GAVE ME STOMACH CANCER. CONGRATS TED.

The one with less herpes

Theres a difference between a street hooker and an escort. Like 3 to 400 dollar difference.

correct answer

Please. Stop. Shitposting.
You're much more attractive when you have a cock in your mouth.

Fuck her in front of a hidden camera and post the results here, tomorrow.

NOW I HAVE PROSTATE CANCER. THANKS,

How do you get pictures and reviews of escorts? Does it show prices too? I've always been curious to see what my local escorts look like

stop typing in caps you look autistic

Yo this is crazy I already fucked the one on the right! She's in cali right? Man she was fucking awesome tight little bald pussy, beautiful tight ass, and gave me the best dick suck I've ever had.

Pic related. She was worth every penny wish she was back in my town.

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Dude read the fucking thread.

Same tattoo and nose from here Fucking nice dude! You beat me to it! Glad to hear shes worth the money, also reallly happy to hear she does suck that good.

Based. We should gangbang her with anons from cali.

CHECKED

Sign me up I'll take her asshole.

neither, you degenerate

Right looks more fun imo. the way she's dressed stands out more. Voting for right.

Left doesn't look that interested in it. I'd still pull her panties aside and fuck her against the wall or bent over the table or bed with that skirt.

The one on the right looks like she'd be more fun

Adelita Bar in TJ.
Don't go alone, don't dress up.

Checked. Dub god wants right to get fucked for Sup Forums.

...Your caps button broken or something fren?

If it's his first time, might as well send him to HK for the prime grade pussy.

Let's see you then faggot.

Calm down faggot.

I mean... She still has trousers on from the imprint so, nothing too impressive happened obviously.