What’s your plan if a random male were to attack you on the street? I’ll critique/rate your answer /10...

What’s your plan if a random male were to attack you on the street? I’ll critique/rate your answer /10. Change any of the situation as you see fit and I’ll adjust my rating.
(Security guard/manager of 5 years. BJJ for 5, Muay Thai for 5. 4x KM courses. +never been hit in the face/head on the job)

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Laugh while my wife empties her pretty pink .380 into him

I'm a southern boy, I got like five knives on me at all times, just shank the sumbitch up.

Pull my dick out and start master baiting

Are you southern away from other southerns? If it’s an even knife fight you’ll need a few more options. Otherwise good advantage to have, 8/10

You lose on fronts they weren’t attacking you on -3.14/10

Is this some sorta cuck term I’m unfamiliar with? 5/10 (I dunno how often your wife is on duty)

Wrong, 10/10 once I climax.

Scream "I have aids, I have aids"

>step back
>pull knife
>hold high over my head and scream "NIGGER!NIGGGEERRR"
>faggoty ass security guard tries some Jew jitsu
>take another backstop and begin gouging about the neck and face.

Ok mall cop.

AZ, CCW, 35Y Military. 9mm Beretta.

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Moved to Allentown PA. From Chattanooga TN. Three years ago .

I'm a black belt in muay taikwondojo karatejitsu. I am head general of seal team six for ten years. I've been shot in the head dozens of times and built up complete immunity to bullets.

Fight me girl, faggot

I’ve done CQC with knives, batons, even impromptu weapons when I got a club contract. If you pull a knife and do stupid shit, you’re just opening things up for you to get stabbed. Better to run chief. 4/10

I’m not even on the door or at any of my venues now. 1/10

Would often work depending on where you live and the laws around you. Otherwise it’s an over-escalate things. 6/10

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Knowing less about something rarely makes you the cooler one. 2/10

Sue him. Conviction on his record. This will make sure he'll stay a worthless nobody for the rest of his life. No employer will want him, no landlord will rent to him. He'll resort to crime and get killed by another low life. No one will mourn for any of them. Shouldn't been born. Price of shit. Worthless.

I'll take take the over...

1.5 seconds two rounds center mass

Men can be as big as a house, with muscles of steel, but they all have balls in the same place.

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Imma whip out my rubix cube and run that nigga over with a tractor

I don't know I would probably just die and be fine with it. I don't care about this shit life anyways. He would be doing me a favor.

Meh, that’s a fine line. But street altercations are not sum0 games. What he loses you do not gain, if he knocks 3 teeth of yours out and gives you CTE, you don’t get it back. You don’t win anything further once he leaves your line of sight. 4/10

That’s true. But the house sized guy knows this as well. You know nothing secret by fighting dirty, you just unnecessarily escalate things unless you plan on using it to definitely end or better yet, definitely escape. If you’re in a losing grapple and grab the balls, more often then not the dominant position will escape that and then attack yours. 4/10

I used to do some BJJ, though I don't remember much, and kickboxing so I would likely just rely on muscle memory, some of the things that I remember are the north south choke, arm bar, the police arm behind back that I can never remember the name of, how to get out of a headlock from behind the head, knee ride, to get someone to back off by pushing up on the nose and simple things like shrimping. But I was surrounded I would rely on absolute brutality in the hopes of scaring the rest away

I have a 9mm. I let her shoot because it makes them suffer. I'm a 2 in the heart sort of guy.

It might inspire you mate. You may have a life full of being pushed around. But you might have a new insight once push comes to shove. Xox 5/10 neutral

I've just been surprised, so the first step is to make sure he can't put me out of the fight immediately. I get my distance, then I pull my pepper spray on him.

also I know how to get out of multiple other things that are mostly annoying like a triangle headlock

The muscle memory would be great in this situation. Funny that you remember the north-south choke as it’s rare and kinda hard depending on body types. I assume you’re a specialist at it haha. If you’ve got ground escapes/resets and a decent front choke you’re top 25% mate. 7-8/10

>unnecessarily escalate things
There is nothing to escalate. A physical attack is as high as it gets.

Eat him alive

I'll shoot the nigger, and if I'm not carrying then kick to the dick then stomp their teeth in

Good stuff, making space, reducing threat are great lines to take. Y’all with your hands up and talk loud. In a 2-d line go him, your outstretched arm, you, your weapon. Then spray and move back. 6-8/10

The 'ole prison shanking.
>pull out knife
>low stance to avoid leg takedown(although it's useless after couple of stabs)
>knife in right hand
>left hand over the head for protection
>pop your ass back out
>run into the fucker and start stabbing

Your left hand protects you and lowers the victims chance to see the blade coming thus making the technique pretty common in prisons

Oh ok nice It tends to take a while to get someone out if you're choking them, especially if you aren't using a blood choke, so I didn't really know whether it would be a good idea

No there’s not. Bring a knife if you’re willing to get stabbed. Bring a gun if you’re willing to get shot. If you’re in H2H and you try grab their eyes, they may not have that idea prior and now they do. Try to bite them and now they might try kill you.

I'd probably just get flattened, since I'm a skinny short guy.

Then again, perhaps I could tap into some hidden potential and finally go ape.

You do realize that if someone psyched themselves up and planned for the attack (or is on crack/meth/PCP), a hit to the balls won't actually do anything right? There are black belt masters who don't feel a thing when they get hit there. That's because they know that in a fight situation, you don't actually need your genitals. For the purposes of violence and short term health, they are anatomically insignificant, not a pressure point, and are, for the most part, irrelevant.

Kick to the dick is an over escalation again. But if you can get it off with a toe kick, it could work, stomping teeth just throws half of your base at them. Dick kick should be enough. 7/10

run lol

Violently dissociate, pull my combat knife out, move my arms around and the second I see the opportunity so straight for a torso shot. I have some knife training but idk if I’d utilize it in that mindframe.

Number 1 rule of using a knife for a defensive weapon: the attacker doesn't know u have it until they're bleeding profusely from a few different places.

attempt to headbutt and grapple if i'm bigger, if not prob run

You value genital attacks too highly. The groin is a significant pressure point, but dicks n balls are not. Also dude could be wearing a cup.

if he has a hand weapon I just run. I've ran completive long distance for around a decade so I should be able to outrun them. If they have a gun, then well I guess try and talk them out of shooting me or I die.

If I have a chance of attacking first, I would likely just shoot him. Other than that, i would just run to any public building.

Great use of knife and keeping your base under you. If you’ve got a sprawl, you can knife to the soft side of the body mid-sprawl and if you don’t even wanna go down that low you can post on them and stab on your post. Nice use of a knife that isn’t just in have a knife so I auto win’. You may already know but if they grab your hand with the knife/almost lose the knife, throw it as far away as you can assuming you got 1x Stab off.

STOP DROP AND ROLL

Works every time, all of the time.

Jeez... The cringe while reading your post... Pathetic

I have a concealed carry permit and I take my .38 special with me everywhere. I also have a tactical knife I carry just in case of emergencies.

Call the police. Tell him he must wait until they arrive.

If you know how to do power chokes/palm to palm/get your weight into crush chokes, it speeds the process up but it’s real dangerous. Good luck Brah

The first thing I would do is quickly pull down my pants. Then with my pants still around my ankles I would yell at the top of my lungs "It's Hero Time" then I would start shitting as hard as I could.
What do you think op? Is this a viable solution?

DISCOMBOBULATE

Pull his jersey over his head and uppercut him in the face while smokin a dart.

Shit all over his face and turn into Ricardo Milos while doing a sexy dance and ask him if he want a peach and then invite Trump over for a sex party but then he said he in Iran and we go over and shit all over Tehran and then realize the Germans resurrected Hitler and Russians resurrected Stalin but then we convince them to form Nazbol Empire for peace. :)

ok thank you & bye

Don’t rely on hidden potential. It’s anime shit that softies rely on, if you think it’ll never happen and don’t instigate things, don’t bother at all. Otherwise just learn how to get out from under someone (half guard/guard/scramble escapes) easy to learn and keeps you alive. Otherwise run.

I'd hit him with a stone cold stunner and then give him the people's elbow.

this might work if you start smearing the shit all over yourself, i'm with this guy... do you offer classes?

I'll believe it when I see it. The testicles are the single most important organ on the human body, evolutionarily speaking.

over escalation?
If someone attacks me, unprovoked, I'll do anything within my willpower to stop them.
If I don't have a weapon, nutshot is the most effective thing to do.
Anything besides krav maga for true self-defense is retarded.

Start screaming, shit myself, curl into a ball and roll away.

I would probably run as I am not a very big guy muscle wise. But if I had my knife on me I would try to cut his wrist/arm tendons or cut under his thigh. I am pretty observant and aware of my surroundings so Id have to be pretty fucked up for someone to get the jump on me.

>Pocket sand to their eyes
>kick in nuts
>punch in sternum
>rip off cock when they fall down
>shove down their throat till they shit cum out
>?????
>physical recovery: 2 weeks
>mental recovery: 2 years
>profit

Start sucking his dick mmm yummy

Will never happen.
I live in NZ.

HAHAHA$H

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No I don’t. Look prior and you’ll see that I don’t trust them and they’re likely to be over-escalating attacks. I said toe kick because the gooch is a deadly place to attack.

The quints know all

I would pull my pants off and get a boner. No dude wants to fight another dude with a boner.

Prove me wrong

Take it to the ground and make like I'm raping your mom. Fuck niggers ban prep

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suck his dick without saying "no homo"

Trap or divert their first offensives. step kick and break shin bone/knee. Twist trapped arm till shoulder breaks. shove to ground and lateral stomp

only an alien wearang a disguise wood be foolish enuff to start a fhight against me or my gang, and i will stand up 4 my self and fhight back, i dont practice deceit, i practace tha truth

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The mythical la creatura...

KM isn’t the best either. The lack of live sparring means you don’t really get much to muscle memory until you’ve done it for like a year. If they’re trying to take your wallet—> now you’re willing to die in a street fight. I’d consider that an escalation yeah.

I am no longer qualified to teach >:(

my plan is tha truth.

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I'd still fight and would probably aim for vitals so that I don't get raped...

The thing about this technique is that you're going in with your left hand side while your blade is in the other one. Your left hand is much closer to the victim than the blade so they will perceive your left hand as the imminent threat in the moment but in reality the left hand is there just to cover your face and hide the blade thats coming to the victims guts. I've seen it in practice and I doubt any bare hand martial arts can counter it. The only thing that comes to mind when countering this shit is some taekwondo kick to the side but it has to be so powerful to take out the attacker before he's closed the distance.

About the grabbing of the knife - that's highly unlikely, even impossible because your knife is furthest in the back of your right hand side which ofcourse is facing slightly outwards of his reach so there's no way of anyone grabbing it without getting stabbed.

Big Chungus

pretty pink .380 dude.

He's talking about her clitoris

>evolutionarily speaking
Yes, but one kick to the balls isn't going to do anything to your evolutionary chances. I spent a lot of time on my grandparents farm when I was younger. I saw them castrate a piglet and it squealed, but not from pain. It squealed because it was being held against its will. As soon as they let it go, it calmed down and went on its merry way. I saw a documentary about how an American POW got his nuts stomped out by Nazis for half an hour before he passed out. A man can still be a man for up to a week after he loses his balls. I've been in "challenge fights" and, I know there's a decent chance I'll get hit in the balls. So I'll psyche myself up before the fight to keep going on that contingency. Most guys are exaggerating when they get hit in the balls and they just drop to the ground in agony.

> my plan is tha truth

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Unlikely chief. Unless you’ve kicked a lot this whole shin/knee break isn’t amazing. Even great oblique kicks don’t always work, aiming for lateral ACL/MCL attacks am work but are still low % in terms of self defense. Twisting arm til shoulder breaks is also voodoo. You are miles away from the real world. 3/10. Maybe lower as your plan makes me think you’ll be over confident.

>I would transcend his reality
>from his bare periphery I would manipulate his dreams
>establish a society built on rational secular humanism devoted to the sciences and the arts
>a true golden age develops

Honestly this. Jerseying is underrated.

>be me
>11th grade
>got into a fight in gym class, wrestling unit
>got jerseyed and couldnt do a fuckin thing about it
>ate like 8 uppercuts before it was broken up

>What’s your plan if a random male were to attack you on the street?

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1/10 mate, this just makes you a fa...
OHHHHH without saying it? Power play 10/10

Depends. I have been doing Muay thai 2 years, bjj and judo about a year, wrestling a few months. If the guy is significantly bigger than me, and can fight, I'm running. If he is around my weight and doesn’t seem like a fighter I'm kicking his ass. Generally fighting is a pretty stupid idea.

Less blood to fight you with and fags are weak. You’ll get mulched. 5/10

>Most guys are exaggerating when they get hit in the balls and they just drop to the ground in agony.
That's the point. Whether they're expecting it or not, you have to assume not because if they aren't, they're going to flinch and that might just give you the time to need to actually make a difference. Gotta play the odds, user.

He’s making fun of you, Paul Blart.

Also there's plenty of pro MMA fights where there's an accidental nut shot and the guy just keeps fighting.

OP Here, I am from NZ, now QLD. grew up in Rotorua and then moved to Auckland. Things were dangerous around ford block and then again in south Auckland. Definitely happens.

That observation is more important mate. Just know your straight lines to escape and if you have your knife, try hide it until you’re close.